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30 Days of Dickens – Day 24

We are not rich in the bank, but we have always prospered and we have quite enough. I never walk out with my husband but I hear the people bless him. I never lie down at night but I know that in the course of that day he has alleviated pain and soothed some fellow creature in the time of need. Is not this to be rich? — Bleak House

My Take – I’m not going to lie and say that Irish Woman and I aren’t doing all right financially.  We both have good jobs, and our pay is good enough that we can live comfortably and still save for a rainy day.  But while we couldn’t do what we do without the money and benefits, I don’t see that as the reason we work.  I enjoy what I do for a living, and I feel that between that and the volunteer work that we both do, we’re both contributing to a society that has given us a lot.

I’m not going to insult anyone who is struggling by saying that money isn’t important, because it is.  I’m also not going to say that someone should only make what I consider “enough”, because what is “enough” for me has nothing to do what you consider “enough” for you.  But as long as you have your necessities covered and have enough that life is enjoyed, not survived, no-one will fault you for being one of the people who keeps the world moving and good to be in.

The War: II – The Mid-East

At 7:30 AM local time, 11:00 PM Eastern time, as the last words of the morning call to prayer were fading away in Tehran, its eastern sky lit up like a second sunrise.  Rather than use the underground test site they had begun digging a few weeks earlier, the Iranians had detonated an atomic bomb above ground in the Kavir National Park.  It’s yield was estimated to be about 50 kilotons, a little more than twice as powerful as the bomb that destroyed Nagasaki.  The fireball and mushroom cloud were easily visible from Tehran and most of northern Iran.  The political and religious leadership of Iran immediately went on the radio, television, and proclaimed that the Islamic Republic was now an atomic power, extolled the virtue and righteousness of their cause, and basically dared the rest of the world to do something about it.

They also proclaimed that the campaign to liberate Palestine had also begun.  What that meant was that all of the remaining SCUD and SS-21 units in Syria pointed their launchers at Israel and fired, pretty much at the same time.  Hamas also let loose with a steady barrage of Qasam rockets out of Gaza, which were dealt with by the Iron Dome system that premiered in the fall of 2012.  Unfortunately for the Israelis, attempts to attack the Iron Dome installations directly were partially  successful.  One was knocked out for three days by a series of truck bombs, while two were damaged by infiltrators who got close enough to cause casualties.   Iran also fired off a volley or two of long-range missiles that for the most part either landed in unused land or were shot down in the air.  I’m not saying that Israel didn’t take casualties.  A few of the missiles that got through to populated areas had chemical warheads, which wreaked havoc among the neighborhoods of Nazareth and Haifa. Gas masks don’t do much when a nerve agent is absorbed through the skin, and no government on earth can provide chemical warfare suits and training on how to use them to all of its citizens.

The Israeli Air Force took some lumps when they launched retaliatory air strikes, especially at first.  Their initial targets were anti-aircraft units, which is never a safe game.  Once the Syrian air force and anti-air forces were pretty much dead or burning, Israel unleashed hell upon the Assad regime.  First targets were the rocket and missile launchers in Syria and Gaza that were still lobbing volleys at Israel, followed by a several days of pretty much around the clock bombing of Hamas and what was left of Assad’s government.  Egypt started making some rumblings at first, but when the Muslim Brotherhood was told by the Egyptian military that they didn’t want a piece of this fight, the most they did was threaten to shut down the Suez Canal if the Israelis weren’t called off by Washington.  That went nowhere.  There’s nothing like having an aircraft carrier take up station at either end of the canal to change an Egyptian’s mind.

At the time, I was surprised that Israel didn’t go nuclear on at least Syria.  Assad crossed the line when he gassed civilians, so why not pull out all the stops?  My guess is that Tel Aviv figured they could do OK with conventional weapons, and wanted to keep what they had in case Iran had more than one nuke up their sleeve.

Like I said, Iran launched a few missiles at Israel, but most of their attention was spent trying to hit American forces in the region.  Missiles were launched at bases in Iraq, the UAE, and Kuwait.  Most of them got through, but our forces were already on alert because of the attacks at home, so casualties were light.  Most of the damage was to empty buildings, although the loss of fuel farms at the big air base in Iraq put a dent in our capacity to strike back for weeks.   Luckily for both sides, the Iranians didn’t use chemical weapons in these attacks.  Use of suicide bombers to try to inflict further damage were wholly unsuccessful.  Like I said, the troops were on alert, so at the places where truck bombs or guys in suicide vests tried to hit them, they were immediately turned into unsuccessful martyrs.

Iran was only in that part of the fight for about a day before American air forces knocked their offensive capability off-line.  We didn’t use nukes against them, but the damage was pretty bad.  Natanz was hit with a several waves of cruise missiles, while known launch sites for missiles and anti-air assets were hit by aircraft staged out of Iraq and carriers in the Persian Gulf.  Once the airspace was clear, heavy bombers were sent in with bunker buster bombs to seal off command sites and known underground nuclear research and production facilities.   After a few days of airstrikes, that front pretty much went quiet.  We would have done more, but our attention was focused elsewhere.

Thoughts on the Day

  • I’m not sure if Moonshine is a labrador retriever or a beaver.  He’s been chewing on the stack of wood next to the fireplace all day.
  • Chitty Chitty Bang Bang may be my favorite Bond film, after Goldfinger, of course.
    • “Zis is X, as in X und bacon!” – Comedy gold!
  • I should have refrained from drinking coffee before playing Operation with Boo today.  It sounded like I was tapping out an intelligence report from behind enemy lines.
  • Monk Cake is so good it might be a sin.
  • In the last 48 hours, we have gone through a bunch of bananas and almost a dozen large apples.   The lady at the grocery store must think we’re keeping monkeys or something.
  • I know it’s wasted time, but spending the evening playing video games with the 4-year-old was very satisfying.
  • Sprinkling bird seed on the outside window sills around the house so the birds would come right up to the window made for the best feline television I’ve ever seen.
  • The roast beast vegetable soup turned out really well.  We got enough to have a good meal with a loaf of fresh-baked wheat bread, then I canned three quarts of it.
  • Has it occurred to anyone else that the slowness of NICS checks is creating a new five-day waiting period to purchase a firearm?

Attention Kentucky People!

Winter is indeed upon us, and the white death from the sky is making your roads…. interesting to drive on.  Please remember these things as you get in your go-go-mobile in the next few days:

  • You are not any of the following people:
    • Jeff Gordon
    • Dale Earnhardt, Junior or Senior
    • Bo Duke
    • Luke Duke
    • Daisy Duke
  • Your SUV is not a snowmobile
  • Neither is your motorcycle
  • When the road is dry, that means you can go at speeds approaching the speed limit
  • When the road is wet, white, or shiny, that means you should slow the heck down.
  • I don’t care if your car was built like a tank by Swedish craftsmen.  It’s still sucks on snow and you don’t know how to drive it.
  • Pedestrians, ambulances, fire trucks, nuns, puppies, unicorns, and snow plows still have the right of way.
  • Salt does precisely diddly over squat below a certain temperature.  Guess how cold it’s going to get tonight?

Paying heed to these simple facts will keep your car out of the ditch and my foot out of your ass.  In closing, I hope you stay safe, stay warm, and stay home.

Today’s Earworm

30 Days of Dickens – Day 23

Reflect upon your present blessings — of which every man has many — not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. — Sketches by Boz

My Take – Like I’ve said before, take pleasure from the small things.  They may be all you get.  It’s easy to concentrate on the bad parts of your life, and we all have them.  But not remembering how fortunate you are can drag you down to a very dark place, where the good things simply cease to be.

The War: I. The Christmastime Attacks

Looking back now, it all seems so obvious.

There had been protests in front of U.S. diplomatic and business interests in Europe, the Middle East, and Korea for weeks, ostensibly because of the hard-line the administration was taking with Iran over their nuclear weapons program and the use of chemical weapons in Syria.  Threats to use force against Assad if he crossed that line had culminated in a few, mostly successful, air raids against his weapons depots, but other than that all he earned for the murder of thousands of civilians in rebel-controlled cities was harsh language.  Iran had apparently pushed her scientists and engineers to the firewall, because they started excavating a test area for an atomic bomb soon thereafter.  President Obama put a couple of carrier task forces into the Persian Gulf and the eastern Mediterranean and made a few speeches, but he continued making diplomatic and economic overtures to Tehran in an effort to head them off before they took that last, irrevocable step.

With all that in the news, very few noticed when Border Patrol agents found two large groups of dead people out in the Arizona desert.  They had all been shot at close range, and the body count was 76 men, women, and children.   One group was found just south of Hereford, Arizona, while the other was near Nogales.  At the time, authorities believed that they were victims of the ever-growing war between the Mexican government and the drug cartels, with these people being killed for hiring the wrong smugglers to get them across the border.

Like most people, I was pretty much as oblivious as the rest.  Get up, go to work, come home, try to enjoy the evening with Irish Woman and the kids, go to bed, lather rinse, repeat.  It was a few days before Christmas, and all of the attendant madness of the holiday was upon us.  I barely had time to check Facebook and email, much less spend a couple of hours a night reading the news.

That all ended a week before Christmas.

The night before had been bad.  Our embassy in Cairo had been attacked again, and molotov cocktails had been thrown at the gates of the embassies in Berlin and Paris.  The President had gone on TV to tell everyone that everything was under control, that this was just the actions of a few extremists and radicals.  I’d gone to bed with memories of Benghazi dancing in my head.

The next morning, the news barely mentioned the attacks on the embassies, and concentrated on fluff stories about some cat on the Internet and how active the holiday shoppers were.  I got the kids up and off to school, kissed Irish Woman good-bye, and headed to work.  I listened to the oldies station on the way, since it was the only one that hadn’t  switched over to around-the-clock Christmas music.  Halfway to work, the news on the hour reported that some sort of accident had happened at a school in Maryland.  Apparently a car had caught fire and exploded during drop off.  Merry Christmas, I thought as I parked the van and headed into the building

Some people were talking about it when I got in, but for the most part the few people who were at work that close to Christmas were discussing their plans for their time off.  I got my morning cup of coffee and settled in for my routine of emails, documentation, project plans, and the occasional actual use of technology.  About halfway through the coffee, Irish Woman texted me.

“Are you watching the news?”

Thinking that was a strange “Good morning, darling” message, I pulled up a news site.  Holy crap.

Schools in six states had been attacked in the past hour, all of them involving exploding vehicles that had pulled into the car-pool drop-off areas.  Casualties were unknown, but they were reported to be heavy.  A quick check of the local news showed no issues in Louisville, and a call to Irish Woman calmed her down and convinced both of us to sit tight and see what was going on.  Irish Woman was working from home, so if we decided our kids were better off at home, it wouldn’t be hard to get them.

I tried to get back to my work, but found myself almost compulsively checking the news.  Finally, I gave up and headed to the break room to watch the news on the TV.  At least that way I could get something done while I listened to the reporters.  Apparently I wasn’t the only one who thought of this, since everyone who had come to the office was already there.  It was a scene eerily reminiscent of 9/11, when our entire building had crammed into the lunch room to watch coverage.

Things didn’t improve.  In fact, they went from bad, to worse, to absolutely horrible.

The final count of the car bomb attacks on the schools was 22 schools hit, 317 people, most of them children, dead, with over 1000 wounded.  Louisville closed schools by about 10 AM, and parents were instructed to not come to the school to pick up the children.  Students were taken on school buses to several places in the area, and parents were called to tell them where to pick up their children.  Irish Woman retrieved our kids, and I packed up and headed for home.  As I was leaving, the situation went even more sideways.

One of the places in Louisville where kids were being taken for pickup was a Walmart in the south end of town.  As the kids were herded off of their buses to wait for their parents, a woman came to pick up her children.  After her children were close to her, and she was close to the larger group of students, she exploded.  The vest she was wearing killed her and 38 children, three of them her own.   Louisville wasn’t the only one hit.  Indianapolis, Charlotte, Atlanta, Boston, and Chicago all had similar incidents before officials across the eastern half of the country just put the kids on busses and put them directly into the hands of their families.  Where it was possible, police followed school busses to watch over them, but no-one tried anything else.

Schools in the Mountain and Pacific time zones never even opened, which I guess was a blessing, although i can’t imagine that many parents were going to send their kids to school that day anyway.  That kept the death toll of children in the west down, but they didn’t come away unscathed.

In Denver, Billings, and Seattle, gas stations were attacked with more car bombs.  These weren’t huge truck bombs, but when an SUV blows up in the middle of a fuel island, it makes a big boom and causes a pretty big fire.

The rest of the west suffered under more suicide bombings that were directed at holiday shoppers and grocery stores.  One mall in California was hit twice by multiple bombers.  The first wave of 3 or 4 bombs went off in the middle of the crowd, killing and maiming scores.  Of course, EMS, fire, and police rushed to the scene, but they were caught in the second wave of bombers, at least one of whom had hidden in the crowd that was attacked in the initial bombing.  The loss of life in that incident went into the hundreds, and while it was the worst of the lot, it was far from the only such attack.  Shopping centers and such across the country were all hit right around 2 PM Eastern.  With the stores packed and no warning such as we got with the school bombings, thousands were killed or wounded.

The last thing that hit us, at least domestically, that day were the shooting rampages in Tucson and Phoenix.  Remember those groups of dead illegal immigrants that had been found in the desert?  Well, they weren’t killed because of a turf war between drug cartels.  As close as law enforcement has been able to figure it out, they either stumbled upon or came too close to groups of armed men who were coming across our porous border, and had been murdered in the name of operational security.  These groups hit office buildings and shopping centers promptly at noon, and shot everyone they came across.  A few of the victims were armed, and evidence points to some dying as they tried to fight off the attackers, but a handgun or even a pump shotgun isn’t much when you’re facing multiple assailants armed with AK-47’s and RPD’s that were smuggled into the country from Mexico and Central America.  When police, even the SWAT teams responded, they found themselves outgunned.  Those particular firefights went on for hours, until eventually the attackers ran out of ammunition.  Even then, only two out of 50 were captured, and those only because they were wounded badly enough to lose consciousness before they could pull the pin on their last grenade.  I did note at the time that the firepower of the police was augmented to a large degree by groups of ordinary citizens who grabbed whatever firearm they had handy and “marched to the sound of the guns”.  Think the James Gang in Northfield.  Not sure if the police were happy to get the “help” at first, but they sure didn’t turn it down.  These groups were what gave the governor of Arizona the idea for the Home Guard, an idea which eventually spread to all 50 states.

Of course, all of these things were broadcast on the Internet almost as soon as they happened.   Even worse, the executions of 25 Americans that had been grabbed off the street were posted to various websites.  The victims came from places like Minot, Fayetteville, San Diego, Las Vegas, and Killeen.  If those places sound familiar, they’re towns and cities that host military bases.  All 25 of the people who the enemy shot and beheaded in front of HD cameras were military dependents.  The voiceover on the videos basically said “We know who you are, we know where your families are, and we will find them again.”

At about 6 PM our time, the President addressed the nation.  For once, all of the TV channels carried it.  His speech basically boiled down to “We are still strong, we don’t know who did this, we will find out, stay calm, and stay home.”  Interestingly enough, he didn’t make the speech from the Oval Office, so I guess “undisclosed location” has TV cameras.

For the most part, people followed his advice.  The TV news, which was on pretty much non-stop, showed malls, restaurants, and theaters that were shuttered.  Bourbon Street looked like another hurricane was about to come through, and the Great White Way and Times Square in New York looked like the set of an apocalypse movie.  There were reports of people barricading their neighborhoods and turning away anyone who didn’t live there.  As much as the news media seemed to be waiting with bated breath, no-one was burning down mosques or hanging brown people from lamp posts.

I spent that evening sitting in my front room, long guns sitting nearby, transfixed by the news coverage.  I was waiting for things to get worse, but as the evening stretched on with no further attacks, I relaxed enough to read a story or two to Boo and get some rest.

Then it got worse.

Today’s Earworm

Thoughts on the Day

  • Had a wonderful Christmas with the family.
    • The day didn’t start until 8 AM.  Boo must have been really tired from Christmas Eve.
    • One problem with living so close to several extended families is that I’m not sure I have storage for all the stuff the kids got.
    • It took me exactly 8 seconds to figure out that the SpiderMan wrist-mounted web shooter was an outside toy.
    • Our Christmas tree has survived so far.  No cats have been found in its branches, the puppy has not tried to drink the water in the stand, and it has only teetered once.  That was when Moonshine was having a grand old time pouncing on wrapping paper and empty boxes and slid into it.
    • Dinner was roast beast.  Boo was especially excited when his aunt brought out Who Pudding for dessert.
      • Let him never say he wasn’t indulged.
  • Best part of getting a beer making kit for Christmas?  Drinking enough beer so that you have empty bottles to fill with beer.
  • Made the obligatory trip to Kroger before the storm hit this morning.
    • Nothing like going to the grocery on senior appreciation day, the day after Christmas, and the day of a snow storm all rolled into one.
    • True story: I saw two older ladies threatening grievous bodily harm upon each other over the last bag of a particular kind of apple.
    • I was told that the butcher at the store does not sell beef bones for soup.  What kind of butcher doesn’t have a femur or two lying around somewhere?
  • Dinner tonight will be beef vegetable soup made with fresh vegetables and leftovers from last night, served with fresh whole wheat bread from our bread maker.
  • Tally for the day – 2 loads of dishes, 4 loads of clothes, one room in the basement cleaned out, one set of shelves in the basement assembled and loaded up.
    • I guess I earned my keep.
    • Irish Woman is working today, so I thought I’d knock out a few things while she’s tied to the computer in the bedroom.
  • Note to self – homemade soup left on low heat for four hours instead of medium will not cook the potatoes and celery properly.
  • It is good to have tortillas and cheese available as backup dinner plans.

Action Needed

The BATFE has proposed the reclassification of rifle ammunition that can be shot out of guns like the Thompson-Center Contender and regulate it like pistol ammunition.  What that means to us is that rifle ammunition that they would consider “armor piercing” would become more tightly regulated, which is my euphemism for “impossible to get”.  This would include the inexpensive surplus and Eastern European ammunition we use for plinking.  It will also restrict full metal jacket rifle ammunition, which is the bread and butter of anyone who enjoys precision shooting.

Please reach out to the BATFE and tell them that you disagree with these proposed regulations.  Be respectful, but be firm.  If we’re going to fight gun control in the legislature and the courts, we have to fight unreasonable regulation of the ammunition for those guns.

Addition – I forgot to mention that the window for comments closes on December 31, so if you’re going to do this, get to it.  No time for procrastination on this one.

Update – Fixed the link to the BATFE’s email.