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Zombie Cadence II

Not sure what brought this on, but it’s been running through my head all afternoon.  It should be sung in the same manner as this old chestnut.

Zombie horde shambling down the strip
Zombie hunters on a containment trip
Mission: Eradication
Destination: Hot Zone
Don’t wanna fight those zombies alone!

Kneel down, aim straight, take your first shot!
Nothing but head shots will do squat!
Body shots don’t count, aim for the head!
You don’t have enough bullets for all these undead!

If my rifle it should jam,
Zombie gonna eat me like Christmas ham!
If I get caught in a zombie’s bite,
Leave me a grenade and I’ll continue the fight!

If I die in the zombie war,
Burn my body just to be sure!
Throw some zombies on my pyre!
Kill those zombies with my fire!

Quote of the Day

Cats are the devil’s oven mitts – Phlegmmy, posting on Facebook

My cats tend to be pretty well-behaved, with the exception that Annya is obsessed with deep glasses of water, but then freaks out when they get stuck to her head, thereby causing thrashing and puddles.

The puppy, on the other hand, is being officially named “BooBoo’s Moonshine McBreadStealer”.  The son of a gun ate an entire loaf of bread that was left out on the counter last night.  He looked like a shiny black stuffed turkey afterward, and I’m pretty sure his tummy hurt, but since it’s the third time he’s done something like that, I’m guessing he’s not smart enough to stop doing things that hurt.

News Roundup

  • From the “Brilliant!” Department – The Army has decided that soldiers at Fort Bragg will no longer be using wounded goats as a training aid for in medical education.  Instead, special operations medics will train on a souped up version of Rescuscitator Annie.  In other words, the first time an 18D treats a mammal that has a wound that isn’t immediately deadly will be in combat, with medevac several days and many miles away.  Someone needs to remind the Pentagon that their job is to break things and kill people, not make PETA sleep better at night.
  • From the “Elections Have Consequences” Department – A hospital in Pennsylvania has announced that they will no longer be delivering babies.  They are doing this, at least in part, because of expected lower payments for such services due to ObamaCare.  I personally know of four or five doctors who are considering closing their practices because the amount of paperwork required, lower payments, and just higher levels of BS.  But remember folks, everyone’s going to have great access to affordable health care!  I’m sure the ladies in labor will be able to hold it in for the drive to the OB ward that’s 10 miles further down the road.
  • From the “History is Rhyming” Department – The British armed forces are making plans for sending forces to the Falkland Islands in advance of a plebiscite over whether or not the islands should stay under British rule.  Apparently they’re worried that Argentina might pull something reminiscent of their escapades in the 1980’s.  I just hope they don’t plan on the U.S. supporting them this time around.  Something tells me President Obama won’t be as close with Prime Minister Cameron as Reagan was with Thatcher.
  • From the “Aristocratic Architecture” Department – Apparently the Secretary of the Interior requires a $220,000 restroom to do the job properly.  That’s how much was spent on a private, spacious powder room in 2007.  Seriously, if you’re spending almost double what my house cost, then there better something really special about this particular water closet.  I wonder, was it decorated with the skins of rare animals that Interior was trying to save?  Or was it trimmed in exotic hardwoods, harvested from sensitive rain forests, and imported to be used for guitar parts?
  • From the “Big Shiny Rock” Department – A prospector in Australia has just hit the big one.  He is reported to have found a gold nugget weighing in at 177 ounces.  For those of you playing along at home, that’s about $300,000 of money in its natural state.  Someone’s going to have a wonderful vacation this year.  My guess?  He’ll spend it walking along the beach with his metal detector.  Hey, lightning sometimes strikes twice.
  • From the “Hand That Feeds You” – The NRA has decried the decision by Reed Exhibitions to not allow modern sporting rifles, such as the AR-15, to be exhibited and sold at an upcoming gun show in Pennsylvania.  Ironically, Reed Exhibitions put on the SHOT Show, which is one of the larger outdoor sports and firearms trade shows on the planet.  So basically, when the outdoor sports and firearms industry is paying you to show modern sporting rifles, you’ll take the money and smile while doing it.  But let a peon rent a table and sell AR’s to the public at one of your shows?  Aw heck no!  Guess who isn’t going to be making money off of me attending one of their events in the future?  I’d love to be the fly on the wall when NSSF gets wind of this!

Today’s Earworm

Today, the most frustrating, most thankless part of my job was assigned to someone else.  To say this raised my mood would be an understatement.

 

Quote of the Day

Yes, we must, indeed, all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately — Benjamin Franklin, born January 17, 1705

Thoughts on the Day

  • The new washer is in.  
    • It’s not fancy, but it does the job.
    • I am absolutely amazed at the amount of laundry we pile up in just a few days.
  • I am going to hunt down the guy who plumbed this house and hurt him.
    • On the bright side, I now know that the floor of my laundry room tilts away from the old sump pump but toward the new one.
    • I have permission to replumb the house with either copper or PEX.  I think that will be the next big project after the bathroom is done.
  • I was supposed to work from home today, but after spending hours spent unhooking the old washer, assisting the delivery guys, hooking up the new washer, running across the basement to shut off the main water valve for the house, fixing the leaking cold water pipe to the washer, finishing hooking up the washer, turning on the water to the house after saying a prayer, and then doing a test load of wash while standing in the basement to make sure nothing else burst out in frigid water, I just wasn’t feeling it.
  • I have been extending invitations to relocate to Kentucky to everyone in occupied territory that I can find.  I think some of them might even be considering it.
  • Dinner tonight was scrambled eggs with ham, onions, mushrooms, and cheese.  This was accompanied by fresh biscuits with Irish Woman’s homemade strawberry margarita jam and sliced fruit.
    • Breakfast for dinner just sounded good.
    • I did, however, forget to make coffee.
      • Everyone is safe.
  • Overheard at the dinner table – “Kids, if anyone ever asks you if we have guns in our house, the correct answer is “None of your damn business!” and I promise you will not be punished for saying it.”
  • Sent another round of emails off to my Senators and Representative.  Tomorrow I call their offices to express my opinion and ask them to oppose the new anti-gun legislation.
  • Delta Force has nothing on my dogs when they are getting into position to steal popcorn from Boo.

Obama and Biden’s Meeting to discuss their plans

Probably NSFW, but this ran though my mind as I was thinking about their ‘proposals’.

 

23 Executive Orders

President Obama just finished his pronouncement on his new gun control initiative.  OK, I’m saying new, but let’s be honest, you don’t come up with a detailed and comprehensive program like this without having it filed away so you can bring it out, dust it off, and foist it upon us.  My guess is that these have been sitting in a drawer somewhere since January 2009.

I’ll deal with the proposals he will be sending to Congress later.  Here is my reaction to the 23 executive orders he signed today. My thoughts follow each one in italics.

1. Issue a Presidential Memorandum to require federal agencies to make relevant data available to the federal background check system.  — OK, fine.  If federal agencies have relevant information for NICS, then it ought to go in.  If they put in garbage that keeps an otherwise legal person from purchasing a gun, then that’s what we have lawyers for.

2. Address unnecessary legal barriers, particularly relating to the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act, that may prevent states from making information available to the background check system. — It’s called HIPAA.  You don’t get to ignore part of a law just because it’ll help your cause.  See above note about lawyers.

3. Improve incentives for states to share information with the background check system. — Read – Give my money to states so they will provide the federal government with more of my information so that they can look for an excuse for me to not buy a gun from a dealer.

4. Direct the Attorney General to review categories of individuals prohibited from having a gun to make sure dangerous people are not slipping through the cracks. — Read – Broaden the definition of “prohibited person” as much as you can.  Go as far as the courts will let you.

5. Propose rulemaking to give law enforcement the ability to run a full background check on an individual before returning a seized gun. — Read – It’s not your gun until we make sure you ought to have it.  See above note about lawyers.  

6. Publish a letter from ATF to federally licensed gun dealers providing guidance on how to run background checks for private sellers. — If you are an FFL and don’t know how to do a NICS check when someone comes in and asks to do one for a private sale, please get out of the business and make sure you have someone to hold your hand before crossing the street.

7. Launch a national safe and responsible gun ownership campaign.   This is already done by the NRA and a plethora of other organizations at the state and local level.  While I agree that educating gun owners about safety is a good idea, it’s not the federal government’s job.

8. Review safety standards for gun locks and gun safes (Consumer Product Safety Commission). Not the federal government’s job, and I seem to remember that there are laws that specifically tell the CPSC to go pound sand when it comes to guns.  This is why we have a marketplace with a whole bunch of people putting products in.   Good, safe products sell well, crap falls out of the market.

9. Issue a Presidential Memorandum to require federal law enforcement to trace guns recovered in criminal investigations. As if gun traces will do much.  “We know the gun was sold by Blastomatic Incorporated to Amalgamated Gun Distribution Incorporated, which then sold it to Jane Q. Public 17 years ago.  Since then, we have no idea what she did with it.

10. Release a DOJ report analyzing information on lost and stolen guns and make it widely available to law enforcement.  Just what information is this supposed to provide?  We already know that some guns are lost and stolen every year, and what is another ‘analysis’ and ‘report’ going to do about it?

11. Nominate an ATF director. — No kidding?  It’s only been how long since you found out you were supposed to do this?

12. Provide law enforcement, first responders, and school officials with proper training for active shooter situations.  — This ought to already be out there.  Heck, my company has training on what to do in an active shooter situation, and I’m a computer geek working for a transportation company.

13. Maximize enforcement efforts to prevent gun violence and prosecute gun crime. — Honestly, I don’t have a problem with the government vigorously prosecuting crime, assuming of course that the law being enforced is constitutional.  If you want to prevent ‘gun violence’, or unnecessary violence of any kind, why don’t you stop encouraging behavior that destroys families, thereby destroying the institution that teaches people how to act right?

14. Issue a Presidential Memorandum directing the Centers for Disease Control to research the causes and prevention of gun violence.  — Aren’t there laws against using government funds to do this?

15. Direct the Attorney General to issue a report on the availability and most effective use of new gun safety technologies and challenge the private sector to develop innovative technologies.  — See above note about the marketplace.  Watch for this to sprout yet another round of calls for microstamping and ‘smart’ guns.

16. Clarify that the Affordable Care Act does not prohibit doctors asking their patients about guns in their homes. — Hey doc!  Want to know the fastest way to get fired from providing medical care to my family?  Ask about stuff that has absolutely no bearing on our health and is none of your bloody business!

17. Release a letter to health care providers clarifying that no federal law prohibits them from reporting threats of violence to law enforcement authorities. — No kidding.  Doctors don’t know that if someone is threatening violence against themselves or someone else that they ought to notify someone?  Of course, my first pick would be a mental health professional rather than a cop.

18. Provide incentives for schools to hire school resource officers. — Right, because a glorified security guard sitting in the basement of my daughter’s high school is going to do much more than write a report when he has to hustle his butt up to the third floor if little Timmy decides he wants to bust a cap in someone’s ass.  You can’t hire enough cops to deal with this.

19. Develop model emergency response plans for schools, houses of worship and institutions of higher education. — No kidding.  If these places don’t already have them, they ought to be ashamed.

20. Release a letter to state health officials clarifying the scope of mental health services that Medicaid plans must cover. — Right, because a stern note to Medicaid administrators is going to actually accomplish something when they’re trying to figure out what to do with all the people they’re already taking care of.

21. Finalize regulations clarifying essential health benefits and parity requirements within ACA exchanges. — In other words, do what the law told you to do three years ago.

22. Commit to finalizing mental health parity regulations. — See above note about doing what the law tells you to do.

23. Launch a national dialogue led by Secretaries Sebelius and Duncan on mental health. — Here’s your dialogue:  Feel like you can’t control yourself?   Get help.  Can’t afford it?  Get help somewhere that’s free or low-cost.  Want to keep people, especially veterans who need help dealing with what they ‘ve been through from seeking help?  Then have what they say and do to get better used as a weapon to restrict them and stigmatize them for the rest of their lives.  

So there you have it.  None of these actions would have stopped Sandy Hook, Aurora, Tucson, Virginia Tech, or the heartbreak of psoriasis.  Obama had to show that he was in charge and doing something, if for no other reason than he didn’t get enough hugs as a kid and needs the affirmation of the fawning media and leftist sheep ( but I repeat myself), so he used children as a backdrop while he signed these meaningless and ineffective orders.

I guess it could have been worse.  I honestly can’t believe he didn’t mess with imports of ammunition, guns, and magazines.  I also expected him to decree that the ATF would be doing more and more rigorous inspections of FFL’s in an effort to push some of them out of business.  I also wouldn’t have been surprised if he’d ordered a moratorium on new FFL’s.

Anyway, it sucks, but it could have been worse.  Now comes the fights in the courts, Congress, and the legislatures.  The President has shot his bolt, and it was pretty weak tea.  Now let’s focus on the important part of this.

 

Update – John Richardson, Uncle, and Sebastian all take a good hard look at the list too.

Now Is The Time

Tomorrow, the battle begins.

The posturing, skirmishing, and cat calling will change over to open battle by the time my head hits the pillow tomorrow night.  President Obama will be announcing his wish list, furnished by Vice-President Biden, for gun control tomorrow.  Make no mistake about it, this is going to be his gotta-have-it-for-the-sake-of-the-children list of wants. We must stop him and his ilk cold, for our sake and for the sake of all the Americans who will come after us.

If you haven’t called, written, and/or visited your senators and representatives and told them that no compromise with the anti-gun crowd is acceptable, now is the time.  If you already have, now is the time to do it again.

If you’re not a member of a gun rights group such as the National Rifle Association, Second Amendment Foundation, or Citizens Committee for the Right to Keep and Bear Arms, now is the time.

If you’re not talking to your friends, even the ones you think are dependably pro-gun, and encouraging them to get involved, now is the time.

Be prepared.  Being open about your gun ownership and being a good advocate for your rights is going to open you up to ridicule from those in your life who don’t believe in your ability to exercise those rights in a responsible manner.  You will be lumped in with the scum that use guns to murder.  You will be insulted about your self-esteem and be accused of using guns to satisfy a complex or hide a shame.

Now is not the time to feed that beast.

Now is not the time to make it easy to pigeon-hole or stereotype you.

Now is not the time to feed the anti-rights crowd examples that they can point to in order to scare those outside of our ‘gun culture’.

Now is not the time to make threats, veiled or not, against anyone.

Now is not the time to talk of revolution, or hurting law enforcement, or political violence.

Now is not that time.

Our battle is coming.  There is no other group of people I would rather go into it with than the responsible, passionate gun owners whom I know and whom I have met through this space.  I look forward to this fight, and I hope that you do as well.  We are strong, we are not isolated, and we will be victorious.

Now is the time.  Now is our time.  Let’s make it count.

A Modest Proposal

When the city of Los Angeles passed laws that made civilian possession of .50 caliber rifles illegal and began pushing for both statewide and nationwide bans on them, Ronnie Barrett took the bull by the horns:

I will not sell, nor service, my rifles to those seeking to infringe upon the Constitution and the crystal clear rights it affords individuals to own firearms.

As far as I know, Barrett hasn’t sold a rifle to LAPD since.

Today, the state of New York decided to severely curtail the free expression of its citizens’ rights to keep and bear arms, which are protected by the 2nd Amendment.  The new law forbids magazines that hold more than seven cartridges, widens the category of guns that are considered “assault weapons”, and imposes draconian penalties for those who fall afoul of the new law.  Apparently, the law was pushed through the legislature without a lot of debate and no public comment.

In response, I have a suggestion:  The firearms industry should stop doing business of any kind with the state of New York.  Gunmakers such as Remington, Smith and Wesson, Glock, and Colt should refuse to sell new guns, magazines, and other accessories to police agencies there.  Gunsmithing and accessory dealers such as Brownells and Midway USA should refuse to fill orders.  Ammunition dealers, both in New York and in other states, should refuse to provide duty and practice ammunition.  Those companies that do business in New York should consider relocating, and if that is not possible, they should either put off any expansion of their business or do it in another state.

How long will the firearms industry continue to do business with those who point at them and screech that they and their law-abiding customers are the problem?  How long will they allow their tax dollars to be used to twist a blade in the ribs of their business and the rights of their customers?

I’m not calling for a boycott.  New York is a beautiful state, and it has much to offer for those who wish to visit, and I will not call for the punishment of the people of New York because their elected representatives pass anti-rights legislation in the middle of the night.

It’s not a boycott, it’s going Galt.  Or rather, it’s “going Barrett”.