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Movie Quotes – Day 70

Scotty: Computer! Computer?
[He’s handed a mouse, and he speaks into it]
Scotty: Hello, computer.
Dr. Nichols: Just use the keyboard.
Scotty: Keyboard. How quaint.

Star Trek IV – The Voyage Home

One of the hardest things I do in IT is to continually learn about new technologies. But the  hardest thing I do is to teach others about old technology. You hang out in any big operation, and you will find the antiques. They’re old, and they’re slow, and they keep the lights on, so no-one messes with them. A huge percentage of the world’s business is still done on mainframe, and the Cobol programmers aren’t getting any younger. Convincing a 22 year old that they need to learn how to maintain and improve that code is almost as challenging as wholesale replacement would be.

Musings

  • It is not good for your concentration while shooting a practical pistol shoot to get a text that reads “No rush, but when you get home we need to take Boo to the emergency room.”
    • He’s OK.  Apparently he fell at school on Thursday and smacked his shoulder.  On Saturday he was having muscle spasms in his neck.  This caused him to have a headache and not want to turn his head.  A thorough exam by the doctor, followed by a dose of ibuprofen, made him feel much better.
  • Remember that issue I had with the 1911 magazine last month in which it would fall out the bottom of the gun during a shooting stage?  Yeah, that happened again on Saturday.  Twice.
    • After considering what I was doing, looking at some books, and going back out to the range today to reshoot the stages, I believe I’ve found my issue.
    • It would appear that rather than putting my right thumb on the safety lever, I’m tucking it under my non-firing hand.  When I try to take a firm one-handed grip on the pistol, my thumb is coming up and forward a bit, and pushing in on the magazine release.  That would explain why the problem tends to happen when I’m racking the slide.
    • Yeah, my hands are a tad on the big side.  I’m using Hogue grips already, and I can almost wrap my fingers around the trigger guard.
    • I spent quite a bit of time practicing correct grip, including going to it when drawing from the holster.  I’ll continue working on it over the next month, including malfunction drills, and see how I do at the April shoot.
  • The mud at the range was about 6 inches deep and soupy on Saturday.  Today, it was, for the most part, the consistency of modeling clay.  I still wore my old boots.
  • You would think it would be easy to find bright red dud cartridges against gray-brown mud, but I still managed to lose two of them today.
  • Today was the first time I’ve shot an AR-15 with a reflex sight in a situation where I could switch back and forth between targets.  It was a lot of fun and a new challenge.
  • Today was also the first time I’ve shot my Mossberg 590A1.  A box each of buckshot and slugs put a wonderful ache into my right shoulder and a grin on my face.
  • Saturday night I saw a customized Benelli shotgun get auctioned off for $2800, which is a new experience for me.
    • It probably would have stopped at around $2000, but the winner had his young grandson on his lap, and he let the kid keep upping the bid.  Where do I get grandparents like that?
  • I saw a new game at the Ducks Unlimited banquet:  Duck Bingo.  $20 gets you a number, which corresponds to a cell in a grid.  The grid is the floor of a chicken wire cage.  Once all of the tickets are sold, a duck is put into the cage, and the number of the cell where the duck poops wins.  Prizes were a beautiful Howa .308 and a hunting print.
    • Yes, I bought a ticket.  No, I did not win.
  • To the jackass who was too busy texting to notice all the cars around him were gone, I hope you were at least embarrassed when the nice policeman asked you to identify your major malfunction.
    • I also hope he has to go to a gastroenterologist to retrieve his phone.

Movie Quotes – Day 69

Colonel Mustard:  Why is J. Edgar Hoover on your phone?
Wadsworth:  I don’t know, he’s on everybody else’s, why shouldn’t he be on mine?

Clue

My biggest fear with this whole NSA scandal is that it will blow over. People are already getting used to the idea that someone, be it government or private companies, is watching and tracking them, and that worries me. Normalization of the surveillance state leads to its acceptance. There are just too many places where it can be abused, and those who do the watching have no watchers of their own, and they are far from angels.

Rest in Peace

Overheard at the Dinner Table

The last intestine is the stinkiest place ever. That’s where the poo is. –Boo.

I’m so glad we have encouraged free form conversation during meals.

Movie Quotes – Day 68

You gotta be ready to listen to your children, even if they have nothing to say. — Chicken Little

There have been many a morning where the drive to school is filled with conversations about Boo’s imaginary friend and his dog. Girlie Bear chats with me about the goings on at her school and among her group of friends. Little Bear and I have some excellent conversations about nothing at all. I may not always understand everything they say, but the fact that they want to talk and the tone they use tells me a lot about what’s going on in their lives.

Movie Quotes – Day 67

Gallaxhar: [enters on a personal hovercraft] You must be terrified. Waking up in a strange place, wearing strange clothes, imprisoned by a strange being floating on a strange hovering device. Strange, isn’t it?
Susan Murphy: Hardly. It’s not the first time.
Gallaxhar: [pause, deflated] Wow, you really get around.

Monsters Vs. Aliens

The more you think about a  situation and get used to the idea, the easier it is to deal with it. The more exposure you get to things that push your limits, the more those limits will expand. I’m not saying that training, practice, and even competing with a gun will fully prepare you for actually using it under stress, but it will at least get you thinking and hopefully ingrain good habits that will help. Normalization of the abnormal frees up your mind and body to do what needs doing instead of freezing at the sight of the unfamiliar.

Today’s Earworm

Musings

  • I was quite productive and helpful today.  Not sure where that came from.
  • It is always a good idea to actually power on a server before you try to configure its connection to the storage system.  Unless you’re a real badass, in which case feel free to do whatever you like with it.
  • I had my performance review this morning.  I still have a job, so things are going OK.
  • My head is a little stuffed up, my fingers and toes are stiff and sore, and it hurts to walk.  Either spring is here or I have the plague.
  • Friday night of the second weekend in March 1992 – I go with a bunch of buddies to the Starkbierfest in Augsburg.  I drink at least 12 liters of dark, rich, strong beer, eat a whole roast chicken with roasted potatoes, and end up hung over for three days and have no regrets.
  • Friday night of the second weekend in March 2014 – I’m at home, baking brownies for Girlie Bear to take to an air rifle competition tomorrow.  I’m drinking cherry herbal tea with honey and bourbon while I watch Bugs Bunny with Boo, and I have no regrets.

Movie Quotes – Day 66

A shepherd must tend his flock. And at times… fight off the wolves. — The Patriot

I’ve met two people in my life who were true pacifists. One was a Buddhist and the other was a Christian. Both could quote chapter and verse from their respective holy writings about why they felt it was necessary to live without causing harm to others, and they truly walked the walk. I’ve met a lot of the other type of pacifists in my life. These were the kind of person who could never imagine being violent themselves, but were OK with others doing rough work on their behalf. Don’t ask them to defend themselves, but don’t be surprised when they call men with guns to come over and force compliance when you do something against them. On the other hand, I’ve known a few people who hated violence, but understood that it is sometimes necessary. They live their lives trying to not bring harm to their fellow man, but are always prepared to defend that which they love. The best example of this I can think of was the Airborne Ranger Catholic chaplain we had in Germany. He was very quick to remind us how to act and what our faith demanded, but he was also quick to help out at the rifle range or to discuss the righteousness of defending our country. A good shepherd never forgets that there are wolves out there, and that it is his responsibility to not only watch over his flock, but also to be prepared to fight to protect them.