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Quote of the Day

I could take wrath upon this kitchen like a Viking raid on an Irish village! — Irish Woman

I guess a kitchen remodel is in my future.

New Development

So…. Ummmm… Well…., this happened.

Ebook is available now, print book will be available shortly.

Many thanks to everyone who alpha and beta read for me.  Feel free to out yourselves in comments if you’d like.

In case you’ve already read the Minivandian stories here, they’re all in this volume, as are a few new things.  I hope you all enjoy.

Movie Quotes – Day 310

That’s not the issue Delmar. Even if that did put you square with the Lord, the State of Mississippi’s a little more hard-nosed. — O Brother, Where Art Thou?

If you’re a believer, there are two things you have to do to atone for any transgression.  First, you must come to grips with what you have done and how it impacts your relationship with $DIETY.  Next, you have to admit your error and make amends with the people you have harmed.  Without the first, the second will do little to assuage your inner guilt.  Without the second, the first is hollow and superficial.  Yes, God forgives, but you must also ask the forgiveness of your brothers and sisters, and you must face the music in both the physical and spiritual worlds.

Movie Quotes – Day 309

It’s okay, it’s just pain. — Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs

Pain is a daily companion, and it has been for years.  The snap, crackle, and pop of getting out of bed is quickly followed by the creak of joints and the soreness of old injuries.  I’m more fortunate than a lot of people.  I have access to treatments and medicines which will keep me going, and after a couple of hours it’s just background noise, not a crescendo of discomfort.

I’m also fortunate because this is something that’s come on slowly over a couple of decades.   I know people where it came overnight, or even in the blink of an eye.  I have everything I was born with, and many don’t.  My pain is inconvenient, but for some its debilitating.  My pain will last me decades.  There are people whose pain will only last a few more years, and they wish for longer.

It’s okay, it’s just pain.  It could be a lot worse.

Today’s Earworm

Remember, Remember

OK, so if our Republican brothers and sisters could finish up their victory lap and have a seat, I’d appreciate it.  We need to talk.  Seriously, put down the champagne and get that young lady on the chandelier to come down.

Yesterday, you did good.  You took back the Senate, widened your majority in the House, and took a bunch of governor’s mansions away from the Democrats.  Congratulations.

But please keep this in mind:  A two to six vote majority isn’t a mandate, and you don’t have a big enough majority in either chamber to override a presidential veto.  Please act accordingly.

What this means is that anything you do to stick your thumb in the President’s eye for the next two years is going to be symbolic, at best.  Yes, you can pass bills every other Thursday repealing Obamacare, and he can veto them every other Friday.  So, get that out of your systems, go through the kabuki dance of “Hey, we tried, and the big meanie up the street messed everything up”, and then get on with the people’s business.

The first thing that ought to be on your plate come January is to pass a budget.  Not another continuing resolution, a budget.  We’ve gone far too long with the drama of the money running out because you all can’t do the one thing that the Constitution says you have to do, and I, for one, am sick of it.  Get the administration to make a commitment on what it wants and what it needs, craft budget resolutions, and then get them passed through both houses. Make the President to commit one way or another with his veto.  For the good of the country, I ask that you make this as ideologically neutral as possible.

The time for sticking it to the President will come.  It will come with joint commissions to look into Fast and Furious, Benghazi, the IRS, the NSA, and whatever else you want to work on.  It will come with the inevitable nominations for judges, cabinet secretaries, and Supreme Court justices.  It will come as you build a base of support, both in your party’s electorate and in that big squishy middle that gave you your majorities.

That last one is what your goal for the next two years should be, because if you go off the deep end and do something incredibly stupid, we will lose in 2016.  I have no doubt that government shutdowns and impeachment would whip up the base quite a bit for about six weeks, but you have 104 weeks to worry about.  Grandstand a bit, put somebody more photogenic and well-spoken than Mitch McConnell in front of the cameras, but don’t take your eyes off of the goal of putting a conservative in the White House.

Once that’s done, we can talk about repealing ObamaCare and all of the other things you want to do.  For now, remember why we put you back into power:  to keep the President from doing further damage to the country, to recover lost ground where feasible, and to lay the base for further victories in 2016.

What you have been given can and will evaporate in 2016 if the opposition can goad you into doing something stupid in the next 24 months, and if that happens, you will have nobody to blame but yourself. I hope you all remember that, because we will be watching and we won’t forget.

Remember, remember,
The 4th of November
Midterm election night
I know of no reason
Short of RINO treason
Why we should give up the fight!

Musings

  • I took a my last two days of vacation for the year so that I could relax this week.  Instead, Girlie Bear and I raked,mulched,mowed, shredded, andcomposted the leaves of 1.5 50 year old maple trees.
    • Oh, my aching body.
  • If my polling place was any indicator, voter turnout was quite high here in Louisville.  Parking was wall to wall, and there was a line to the door.
  • Girlie Bear got her state ID yesterday and we opened up a bank account for her.  She deposited the money she’s made babysitting, and I’m proud that she thought to put most of it into savings.
  • Listening to a lecture series about English history will occasionally make your skin crawl.  There were some seriously messed up people ruling England.
  • I felt a rather large sense of accomplishment when I got Netflix working on our TV again tonight.  All it took was the sacrifice of a large chicken, the Konami Code, prayers to gods both old and dark, and a promise to never sin again.

OPSEC Is Your Friend

Fox News has announced that it will air a special report, in which a person who claims to have been the Navy SEAL who shot Usama bin Laden will be interviewed.  I have lost count of the number of special operations members who have made movies, written books, or been interviewed about their experiences in the military.  I guess the advice I got when I signed my disclosure agreement didn’t filter up to their level:  Keep your mouth shut.

Look, I never did anything approaching either high speed or low drag.  I did some things that I really enjoyed and I’m still geeking out about after almost two decades, but nobody’s going to make a movie about a plucky, humorless linguist.  But the things I did do were secret for good reason.  So, yeah, there are places I’ve been that I don’t talk about, and there are things I did in places I can talk about that will earn you a blank stare if you ask me about them.

Basically, I’ve always thought that the PR machine around the UBL raid was an embarrassment.  Here’s what should have happened:  The night of the raid, all Pakistani intelligence and Al Qaeda should have found was a bunch of spent brass, dead bodies, and footprints.  The helicopter that crashed should have been a pile of ash and rubble after air support for the mission blew it to kingdom come.  Bin Laden himself should be missing.  Nobody left alive on the target should have known enough to help tell the tale.  A shiver runs down the backs of our enemies because nobody knows what happened or how to prevent it from happening again.  A few weeks earlier, the White House press secretary denies knowing anything when asked about rumors that UBL is dead.  End of story.

Giving interviews on national TV or in a book gets other people killed.  If your face is known, then someone who has seen that face will put together two and two and figure out that anyone who had anything to do with you was working with the United States and deserves a little alone time with Abdul “The Nailpuller” Aziz.  Discussing technology and methods points toward ways to defend against the methods and defeat the technology, which in turn puts the people who are still doing the job at risk.

Guys and gals, save the war stories for the VFW or the reunions.  I don’t want to know how the bad guys get killed, and it’s scarier for them if nobody can even confirm it was us who did it.

Movie Quotes – Day 308

Well, I, uh, don’t think it’s quite fair to condemn a whole program because of a single slip-up, sir. — Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

It’s go, time, citizens.  If the incumbent on your ballot has shown that they don’t trust you to act like an adult, then it’s time to show them the door.  If they support your beliefs, then reward them with your vote.  If a ballot initiative will increase government in any way, I ask that you vote against it.  If it increases the scope of your rights, then I ask that you vote for it.  In other words, if the people who want your vote have betrayed you, or if someone wants to increase oppressive government, then vote accordingly

If you are a registered voter and haven’t been out to the polls yet, get off your butt and do it.  You still have time to get your sample ballot, do a little research, and make your vote.  Is your vote going to make as much impact as a snowball rolling downhill?  Probably not.  But you get enough snow going down the mountain, and it will sweep away anything that stands against it.

If for no other reason than you can look yourself in the mirror and say “I did what I could”, please go out and vote.

Today’s Earworm

I took today off from work and got a bunch of stuff done in the yard and the garden.  I’m sore, bruised in a couple of places, and tired.  In a few minutes, I’m going to find out if that high-speed, low-drag knife I bought in Indy is any good at digging out splinters.

But you know what?  I feel great and it’s been a good day.  Unlike work in IT, when you bust your ass in the physical world, you can actually see your progress.