It was all over – I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child’s play compared to what surely awaited me. — A Christmas Story
The anticipation is the worse than the punishment. There is a time for on-the-spot correction and there is a time for waiting. To me, waiting to find out what’s going to happen when I mess up is horrible.
Posted by daddybear71 on December 21, 2014
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Frightened? Child, you’re talking to a man who’s laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe… I was petrified. — The Wizard of Oz
There’s no shame in admitting you’re afraid. Bad things happen, and worse things are always possible. The shame comes from turning tail and running away, or worse, cowering. If you’re threatened and your only response is to roll over and expose your soft underbelly, you deserve whatever happens to you.
Posted by daddybear71 on December 20, 2014
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Posted by daddybear71 on December 19, 2014
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Michael Z. Williamson, author of the Freehold science fiction series and artisan of many sharp, pointy things, has aggregated his one-line snippets of jokes, life advice, and all-around good ideas into “Wisdom from my Internet.” If you read his blog, The Sacred Cow Slaughterhouse, or follow Williamson on FaceBook, a lot of this material will seem familiar, but it’s great to have it all in one place.
Wisdom is very similar in content and structure to George Carlin’s “Napalm and Silly Putty,*” and that’s a good thing. Williamson has a dry, sarcastic wit that rarely fails to kick over my giggle box, and reading Wisdom last night while trying to not wake up the Irish Woman was difficult.
Wisdom is a book written by an adult, for adults, so I won’t be sharing this one with Girlie Bear. Williamson isn’t afraid of any subject, and if there aren’t at least a few times where you say “Now wait a damn minute” as you’re reading it, you need to get out more. No group, subject, or joke is out-of-bounds, so you will take a punch or two while you laugh at seeing them dished out.
This was a quick read, but an enjoyable one. It’s definitely worth the cost of admission.
*This was my companion on the flights to and from Ireland during our honeymoon. The look on the Aer Lingus flight attendant when she saw the title was priceless.
Posted by daddybear71 on December 19, 2014
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Well, actually, I only have this one thing, but it’s a pretty good thing. And it must go! Somewhere. Preferably on your e-reader.
So, in order to make this easier on everyone, “Tales of the Minivandians” is on sale now through the 26th. Yes, for the low, low price of $1.99, you can get a good e-book to wile away those boring, empty days just before Christmas. Hey, it’s not like you have anything else to do. Download the book, get yourself a little holiday cheer on the rocks, and settle in for a few hours of buckles being swashed, tales being told, and axes being swung.
Posted by daddybear71 on December 19, 2014
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Strong survival instinct. I admire that in a woman. — Pitch Black
We have to have strong women, because strong women raise strong children. Our future, no matter how much fathers and dads try, rests squarely on the shoulders of mothers. A woman who does not believe that she needs to fight for her own life will raise children with the same failing. We need to raise our daughters to value themselves, for no-one else will.
Posted by daddybear71 on December 19, 2014
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This one goes out to Sony Pictures and Paramount Pictures, who need to grow a pair.
Language alert on this one.
Posted by daddybear71 on December 18, 2014
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Gentlemen of the court, there are times that I’m ashamed to be a member of the human race and this is one such occasion. — Paths of Glory
Ethics are difficult things to have. They demand that you stand up for what is right, not what is easy. An ethical person will feel shame at the failings of others, because they know that things can be better. Holding true to your personal code of conduct will expose you to ridicule and even hatred at times. The temptation to relax your standards is strong, but the cost of doing so is your reputation and self-respect.
Posted by daddybear71 on December 18, 2014
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Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now… now I’m washing lettuce. Soon I’ll be on fries; then the grill. In a year or two, I’ll make assistant manager, and that’s when the big bucks start rolling in. — Coming To America
Hard work pays off. There is never shame in honest labor. The pay may suck, the conditions may be worse, but working hard will improve life. You only stay at the bottom if you refuse to find a way to climb.
Posted by daddybear71 on December 17, 2014
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I didn’t start shooting at anyone that didn’t start shooting at me first. — Magnum Force
As we take on the responsibility to protect ourselves, we must take care to not go looking for trouble. We are not soldiers, nor are we police. We are ordinary citizens taking care of ourselves and those close to us, no more. We should not seek out danger, nor should we seek revenge.
Posted by daddybear71 on December 16, 2014
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