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100 Years On – Gas!

100 years ago today, the German Empire unleashed a new type of weapon.  German soldiers released chlorine gas from thousands of canisters in front of German trenches near Ypres, and the resulting cloud of poison floated across to trenches held by French Colonial troops.  The injuries to the Morrocan’s lungs and eyes caused them to panic, killing or blinding thousands in minutes.  The resulting 4 mile tear in the front line could have been disastrous to the Allies, but the Germans failed to take advantage of it.

A new era in warfare had begun.

Gas, in many forms, soon became a common affliction to the men fighting on all fronts in the war.  Gas shells were added to the mixture in bombardments, and new forms, including phosgene and mustard gas, were developed and fielded.  They were one more tool in the kit of military planners who were desperately trying to find a way to punch through the lines and end the slaughter.  In their efforts, they unleashed a demon that haunts us to this day.

How horrible is living through a chemical attack?  If you’ve never been in a chemical suit, try imagining putting on something thick and bulky, then putting a heavy cloth hood with foggy eyepieces over your head.  To get the idea of breathing through the filters necessary to keep the vapors and droplets out of the lungs, lay both your hands over your nose and mouth, then try walking and running while breathing through the tiny gaps between your fingers.

Now, stay that way for hours, maybe days.  Go through your day, doing all the tasks of life while in this garb.  Every so often, have someone make you run for your life.  While all of this is going on, watch people around you drop, gasping and screaming.

And remember, failure to do this will probably result in either a fast, horrifically painful death or a long, lingering, painful death.  If you’re lucky, all you’ll get is blindness, permanently injured lungs, and scars over a massive portion of your body.

All of these agents are the boogiemen that have haunted the dreams of military planners for generations.  To see how horrific these weapons were, please note that during World War II, the European powers and the United States were willing to bomb and strafe civilians, were willing to develop and use atomic weapons, but none used chemical weapons.

Update – A few people have pointed out that the Japanese were quite liberal in their use of gas against the Chinese, and of course the Germans used gas to murder helpless victims at their death camps.  I think what I was trying to say was that the European powers, who had all had gas used against them in the First World War, were careful to not use it against anyone who might reciprocate.

Quotes of the Day

It’s another two-fer.  Both of these came to mind when I read the news today:

America does not go abroad in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own. — John Quincy Adams

The great rule of conduct for us in regard to foreign nations is in extending our commercial relations, to have with them as little political connection as possible. So far as we have already formed engagements, let them be fulfilled with perfect good faith. Here let us stop. Europe has a set of primary interests which to us have none; or a very remote relation. Hence she must be engaged in frequent controversies, the causes of which are essentially foreign to our concerns. Hence, therefore, it must be unwise in us to implicate ourselves by artificial ties in the ordinary vicissitudes of her politics, or the ordinary combinations and collisions of her friendships or enmities. — George Washington

Musings

  • Boo had his first ice skating lesson today.
  • He also had his first ass over teakettle, land like a sack of potatoes, clonk your head on the ice, fall today.
  • I comforted him by passing on wisdom from my youth:  The only people who haven’t fallen on ice skates are people who have never put on ice skates.
  • Next week, I will remember to bring his cycling/skating helmet.
  • I also need to teach him to not try to break his fall with his shoulder and cranium.
  • I got to witness Irish Woman going into total uber-mother beast mode when she saw him fall.  I was able to keep her from stomping out onto the ice to retrieve him.  She doesn’t know how to walk on ice and I can’t pick both of them up.
  • To the nice lady who tried to comfort Irish Woman when she was close to tears, thank you.  However, bringing up emergency rooms and concussions was probably a little counterproductive.
  • To his credit, he finished the lesson and wants to go back next week.
  • Who’s got two thumbs and will be digging up his back yard this weekend to try to figure out where the maple tree is getting into the drain pipe again?  This guy!
  • To the slimy piece of iguana crap at work who decided that my leftover steak, potatoes, onions, and peppers needed to be in your belly and not mine, I hope that the cholesterol is the final straw that breaks your coronary camel’s back.  May the fleas of a thousand Bolivian marmosets infest your sister’s armpits.  I hope your mother chokes on the rancid pickled herring that she has to eat because you skipped out with her Social Security.  In other words, I hope you enjoyed it, jerk.

Images of the Day

Quotes of the Day

Today is a two-fer.  First, to commemorate the Battle of Lexington and Concord in 1775:

Stand your ground. Don’t fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here. — Captain John Parker, Colonial Militia

Next, we commemorate the 20th anniversary of the bombing of the Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City in 1995:

You have lost too much, but you have not lost everything. And you have certainly not lost America, for we will stand with you for as many tomorrows as it takes. … If anybody thinks that Americans are mostly mean and selfish, they ought to come to Oklahoma. If anybody thinks Americans have lost the capacity for love and caring and courage, they ought to come to Oklahoma.”President Bill Clinton

Musings

  • It must have been a long, difficult winter in Kentucky.  The zoo was packed with pregnant women and newborn babies.
  • If you’re under 50 years old, riding a mobility scooter, and puffing on an e-cigarette, you give up the right to tell other people that they’re making life hard for you.
  • When the puma is watching every move your little girl makes outside his cage, it’s not because he thinks she’s cute.
  • Penelope the Porcupine with the prehensile tail was feeling particularly pensive this past PM.
  • Juvenile vampire bats are kind of cute.  Juvenile meerkats are adorable.  Baby naked mole rats?  Not so much.
  • Apparently “I just want a piece of pizza” means “I want a piece of pizza, a piece of fruit, some of mom’s chips, part of mom’s burger, a packet of fruit snacks, half a liter of orange juice, and Dad, can we stop for ice cream?”
  • There were roving packs of sorority girls at the zoo today.  Apparently it was “Remind DaddyBear why he didn’t go directly to college” day at the Louisville Zoo.
  • Further investigation confirmed that the red mark on Girlie Bear’s neck was, in fact, a bee sting, as she calmly explained to me when I asked what young man had volunteered to star in the next Cold Steel video as a target.
  • Grilled scallops, shrimp, and tuna are a wonderful way to end the day.  They also do an excellent job of getting your cat to tell you that she still loves you.

Musings

  • The easiest way to stay under budget when you go to the home improvement center is to not bring your bank card.
    • They open at 7 AM, for the record.  I won’t lose too much time.
  • When a bear smiles at you, you probably ought to check to make sure he’s not just showing you his teeth.
  • Hmmm, go to downtown Louisville to rub elbows with a few hundred thousand of my closest friends, or pack a lunch and go to the zoo with Boo.  Decisions, decisions.
  • For you writers out there, does it feel odd to develop a character and really round them out, even though you’ve already sketched out their grisly, squishy death?
  • Geek moment – Trying to explain to someone young why something is the way it is in Unix/Linux, and realizing that they will never understand things like systems with limited RAM or hard drive space.
  • The look in Boo’s eyes when he got the practice sword I bought him for his birthday was awesome.
    • At the same time, the conversation I had with the Nashville police about how it was made of plastic when I was walking to my truck Saturday night was pretty cool, too.
    • I can already see that I’m going to have to buy something for myself.  That little guy is fast and strong.

Pushing Back

It would appear that the gun-control zealots at Moms Demand Action have decided that a grocery chain wishing to stay neutral in the guns/no guns debate isn’t good enough.  In response to Kroger restating their position of following local laws when it comes to the lawful carry of firearms, both open and concealed, MDA has called for a boycott of Kroger and their associated stores until that policy is changed.

In response to this, I am going to do something, and I ask that you all join me.

For the next month, from April 16, 2015 to May 16, 2015, please do as much shopping as you can at Kroger and her related stores.  Buy groceries, home supplies, gasoline, alcohol, and whatever else you would normally buy for your home and family at Kroger, Fry’s, Harris Teeter, Fred Meyers, or whichever of their stores is local to you.  Keep your receipts.

On May 15, I will be sending all of my receipts, along with a courteous, professional letter, to the Kroger customer relations department, thanking them for staying out of the debate and treating their customers, both pro-carry and anti, like adults.  Please join me in doing this.  Let Kroger see how many lawful, reasonable, gun owning customers they have, and how much money we spend in a month with them.  Let them be able to point to this as a reason why their stance of wanting to sell groceries and not ideology is reasonable and the right thing to do.

For those of you in states that do not have a Kroger presence, please send a letter to Kroger on May 16 saying the same thing, and asking them to expand into your market.

Kroger is doing the right thing by staying out of the argument.  We need to thank them for that and show that there are more of us than there are in the anti-rights groups.  I’ll be posting my letter next month.  I hope you all will join me.

Quote of the Day

Now he belongs to the ages. — Secretary of War Stanton, at the death of President Abraham Lincoln, April 15, 1865

Today’s Earworm

While at the 2015 NRAAM in Nashville, I was fortunate to see a presentation given by singer Colt Ford and retired Navy SEAL and author Marcus Luttrell.  Ford has pledged that the proceeds from sales of his single “Workin On” will go to Luttrell’s Lone Survivor Foundation.  In addition, Remington donated $10,000 to Lone Survivor at the NRAAM.

The Lone Survivor Foundation works to assist veterans and their families heal from the invisible scars of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.  On their main page, they remind us that 20% of the men and women who have deployed in the last six years have come home with PTSD in one form or another.  That comes to thousands of men and women, and the wives, husbands, and children who are impacted by things that happened far in the past and thousands of miles away.  Any organization that works to help them deserves our help.

I urge you to support our veterans and their families, either by purchasing “Workin On” at the iTunes store, or by making a donation to the Lone Survivor Foundation, or by just reaching out to someone in need and being there for them.