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Begging a Favor

It’s been a little over a week since Quest to the North went live, and I’m glad to see that people are either buying it or reading it through the Kindle Unlimited program.  In addition, Tales of the Minivandians and my other books have picked up a bit as well, which is more gratifying than you all can know.

But I have another favor to ask:  Can you please leave me a review?

Amazon uses the number and quality of reviews as a factor in deciding how much exposure a book gets on their website.  If you’ve read my books, no matter what you thought of them, I’d really appreciate it if you could take a few minutes to leave a quick review on Amazon.  It will let me know what I’m doing right, what I need to improve, and help other people see the books and decide if they’re worth the price.

Links to all of my books can be found here, and it only take a few minutes to leave a review for any of them.

If you’ve already done this for me, thank you.  Feedback makes this much easier and helps me improve as a writer.

And if you’ve read any of the books, with or without a review, thank you.  It’s good to know I’m not just bouncing my voice off of a wall when I’m writing.

Are You Bloody Kidding Me?

Like most people who monitor the news, I was aghast at the attempted mass-murder at Ohio State University the other day. The incident seems to have involved a young man, who was born in Somalia, came here as a refugee, and was admitted to the university.  For one reason or another, he decided to run his car up onto a sidewalk, ramming into a group of students, then hopped out and attacked them with a large knife.

Luckily for everyone involved, a young police officer, who happened to be in the area, shot the attacker, limiting the damage he caused and probably saving lives.  Due to confusion in the first moments of the incident, this was reported as a ‘mass shooting’, and the usual suspects roused themselves to fling poo and squawk about the need for gun control in our nation.  I’m not going to comment on that.  They were playing to type, reacting on instinct and reflex, and better minds than mine have already beaten them back into their cells.

Then, this crossed my screen:

 

Now, I am not a Buckeye, so I won’t comment on whether or not the piece of ungrateful trash, who betrayed our hospitality by trying to murder as many of us as he could, deserves to be considered part of that particular tribe.  I will say that I have no compassion for his life, and I’m glad that it ended as quickly and brutally as it did.  My only regret is that he didn’t use the car and knife to kill himself and save us all the trouble.

That useless waste of of a broken condom was a refugee, meaning that at some time in his life we, as a people, decided that we cared enough about him to invite him into our home.  We sheltered him, fed him, clothed him, educated him, and allowed him to attend one of the more prestigious public universities in our nation.  In an interview that he gave earlier this year, he expressed anxiety about practicing his faith in public, but I can find no evidence that he was actually harassed for doing so.

In return, he decided that he wanted to murder us and used the tools he had at hand to do so.

Now, Ms. Thompson, who is an assistant director at the university, wants us to feel “compassion” for what the murdering son of a swineherd has gone through.  She wishes we would consider his “pain”.  To top it off, she ends her missive, which she seems to have wanted to remain private, with the hashtags for the Black Lives Matter movement and a hope that we will humanize the attacker by saying his name.

As for compassion, I hope it hurt.  I hope the policeman shot him center mass, so that he had to bleed out internally and feel every heartbeat.  I hope that time dilation stretched it out as much as possible in his mind, and I hope he had time to realize that he had failed in his mission.

I refuse to consider his pain in my judgement of him.  Instead, I will consider the pain of the people he harmed.  I will feel compassion for them and their families as they try to deal with the consequences of this choir boy’s crime.

As for BLM, and ‘saying his name’, I’ve got news for you:  If your political/social movement wants to claim this scum as one of your own, have at it.  I refuse to say his name and humanize him, because he resigned his membership in my species the moment he jumped that curb.

Instead, I will venerate the name of Alan Horujko, who ran to the sound of the screams and put this bastard down in the most effective manner I can think of.  Long after the murdering excrement who caused all this has rotted in his grave and is forgotten, he will still be rightly hailed as a hero.

There is a time for compassion and understanding.  There is also a time for tossing the trash in our society over the walls for the dogs to feast on.  I can’t tell anyone else how to feel, but as for me, I hope this ex-human tastes good to canine palates.

A Year of Poetry – Day 221

Ye poets ragged and forlorn,
      Down from your garrets haste;
Ye rhymers, dead as soon as born,
      Not yet consign’d to paste;
   I know a trick to make you thrive;
      O, ’tis a quaint device:
Your still-born poems shall revive,
      And scorn to wrap up spice.
   Get all your verses printed fair,
      Then let them well be dried;
And Curll must have a special care
      To leave the margin wide.
   Lend these to paper-sparing Pope;
      And when he sets to write,
No letter with an envelope
      Could give him more delight.
   When Pope has fill’d the margins round,
      Why then recall your loan;
Sell them to Curll for fifty pound,
      And swear they are your own.

A Year of Poetry – Day 220

Heavily falls the rain;
Wild are the breezes tonight;
But ‘neath the roof, the hours as they fly,
Are happy and calm and bright.
Gathering round our fireside,
Tho’ it be summer time,
We sit and talk of brothers abroad
Forgetting the midnight chime

Brave boys are they!
Gone at their country’s call;
And yet, and yet we cannot forget
That many brave boys must fall.

Under the homestead roof
Nestled so cozy and warm,
While soldiers sleep, with little or naught
To shelter them from the storm.
Resting on grassy couches,
Pillow’d on hillocks damp;
Of martial fare, how little we know,
Till brothers are in the camp.

Thinking no less of them,
Loving our country the more,
We sent them forth to fight for the flag
Their fathers before them bore.
Though the great tear drops started,
This was our parting trust:
God bless you, boys! we’ll welcome you home
When rebels are in the dust.

May the bright wings of love
Guard them wherever they roam;
The time has come when brothers must fight,
And sisters must pray at home.
Oh! The dread field of battle!
Soon to be strewn with graves!
If brothers fall, then bury them where
Our banner in triumph waves.

— Henry Clay Work, Brave Boys Are They

A Year of Poetry – Day 219

Five little girls, of Five, Four, Three, Two, One:
Rolling on the hearthrug, full of tricks and fun.

Five rosy girls, in years from Ten to Six:
Sitting down to lessons – no more time for tricks.

Five growing girls, from Fifteen to Eleven:
Music, Drawing, Languages, and food enough for seven!

Five winsome girls, from Twenty to Sixteen:
Each young man that calls, I say “Now tell me which you MEAN!”

Five dashing girls, the youngest Twenty-one:
But, if nobody proposes, what is there to be done?

Five showy girls – but Thirty is an age
When girls may be ENGAGING, but they somehow don’t ENGAGE.

Five dressy girls, of Thirty-one or more:
So gracious to the shy young men they snubbed so much before!

Five PASSE girls – Their age? Well, never mind!
We jog along together, like the rest of human kind:
But the quondam “careless bachelor” begins to think he knows
The answer to that ancient problem “how the money goes”!

— Lewis Carroll, A Game of Fives

A Year of Poetry – Day 218

Say not the struggle nought availeth,
The labour and the wounds are vain,
The enemy faints not, nor faileth,
And as things have been they remain.

If hopes were dupes, fears may be liars;
It may be, in yon smoke concealed,
Your comrades chase e’en now the fliers,
And, but for you, possess the field.

For while the tired waves, vainly breaking
Seem here no painful inch to gain,
Far back through creeks and inlets making,
Comes silent, flooding in, the main.

And not by eastern windows only,
When daylight comes, comes in the light,
In front the sun climbs slow, how slowly,
But westward, look, the land is bright.

— Arthur Hugh Clough, Say not the Struggle naught Availeth

A Year of Poetry – Day 217

Old Mother Hubbard;
Went to the cupboard,
To give her poor dog a bone;
But when she got there
The cupboard was bare,
And so the poor dog had none.

She went to the baker’s
To buy him some bread;
When she came back
The dog was dead.

She went to the undertaker’s
To buy him a coffin;
When she got back
The dog was laughing.

She took a clean dish
To get him some tripe;
When she came back
He was smoking a pipe.

She went to the alehouse
To get him some beer;
When she came back
The dog sat in a chair.

She went to the tavern
For white wine and red;
When she came back
The dog stood on his head.

She went to the hatter’s
To buy him a hat;
When she came back
He was feeding the cat.

She went to the barber’s
To buy him a wig;
When she came back
He was dancing a jig.

She went to the fruiterer’s
To buy him some fruit;
When she came back
He was playing the flute.

She went to the tailor’s
To buy him a coat;
When she came back
He was riding a goat.

She went to the cobbler’s
To buy him some shoes;
When she came back
He was reading the news.

She went to the sempster’s
To buy him some linen;
When she came back
The dog was a-spinning.

She went to the hosier’s
To buy him some hose;
When she came back
He was dressed in his clothes.

The dame made a curtsy,
The dog made a bow;
The dame said, “Your servant,”
The dog said, “Bow-wow.”

— Mother Goose, Old Mother Hubbard

A Year of Poetry – Day 216

Private D. Sutherland
killed in action in the German trench, May 16, 1916,
and the others who died

So you were David’s father,
And he was your only son,
And the new-cut peats are rotting
And the work is left undone,
Because of an old man weeping,
Just an old man in pain,
For David, his son David,
That will not come again.

Oh, the letters he wrote you,
And I can see them still,
Not a word of the fighting,
But just the sheep on the hill
And how you should get the crops in
Ere the year get stormier,
And the Bosches have got his body,
And I was his officer.

You were only David’s father,
But I had fifty sons
When we went up in the evening
Under the arch of the guns,
And we came back at twilight –
O God! I heard them call
To me for help and pity
That could not help at all.

Oh, never will I forget you,
My men that trusted me,
More my sons than your fathers’,
For they could only see
The little helpless babies
And the young men in their pride.
They could not see you dying,
And hold you while you died.

Happy and young and gallant,
They saw their first-born go,
But not the strong limbs broken
And the beautiful men brought low,
The piteous writhing bodies,
The screamed ‘Don’t leave me, Sir’,
For they were only your fathers
But I was your officer.

— E. Alan Mackintosh, In Memoriam

Giving Thanks, And More

I’m sitting in my living room and watching a cartoon with my youngest child.  My daughter is home from college, my wife is cutting up fruit for a family gathering.  We are warm, safe, fed, and together.  While nobody is promised another sunrise, we are not afraid of what tomorrow will bring.  I have friends and family around the world who are not afraid to join me in laughter and tears.

For all that, I am grateful.

Many in this world are not as fortunate.  I am sure that within a mile of my home, someone wants for the necessities of life, or despairs that life is worth the effort.  There, but for the grace of God, go I.

I’m thankful for all I have, and I recognize my responsibility as a Christian and as a human being to provide for those who cannot provide for themselves. I’m grateful to have the means to do so.

In the next few weeks, there will be ample opportunities to do good for our fellow man.  I will try to take advantage of them, and I urge all of you to join me.  I also urge you to abandon the rancor and pride of the past few months and reach out to both those close to you and to the fellow children of the Lord you pass every day.  We are more than what we have become, and I hope we can all do better.

Anyway, please enjoy your day.  I’m also grateful for all of you.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Today’s Earworm

 

 

Rest in Peace.  Freddie Mercury, September 4, 1946 to November 24, 1991