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Coming Soon

Here are the previews that showed this afternoon when Boo and I went to the movies.  If you’re looking for good family movies this holiday season, you might be a tad disappointed.  Looks like pretty slim pickings.

  • Ender’s Game – Boy genius saves the world and becomes a rebellious teenager when pushed around by Han Solo.   (Or was that Jack Ryan?  They look and act the same to me.)  Looks interesting.  I really ought to read this book someday.  Probably go see it if I enjoy the book.
  • Free Birds – Barnyard fowl go back in time to save their brethren from becoming feasting material for the Pilgrims.  Meh.  Looks like a real turkey.
  • The Nut Job – Animated take off of “The Italian Job” and “Oceans 11” where a squirrel recruits a group of vermin misfits to raid a nut shop.  Looks about as much fun as a root canal.
  • Frozen – This holiday season’s Disney movie.   An idyllic fairy-tale kingdom is under threat because someone shut off summer and started an ice age.  The animation is reminiscent of Tangled.   Will probably go see this one, but not dying to do so.  Cue remarks from Irish Woman about why we will never move to North Dakota.
  • The Lego Movie – Faux stop motion animation of Lego toys.  Personally, I’d rather impale my ocular sockets on sharpened bamboo.  However, Boo almost climbed over the row in front of us to get a better look, so something tells me I’ll be seeing this one.  Hopefully I’ll be able to sneak in an e-reader to pass the time.
  • Walking With Dinosaurs – A young ceratopsian dinosaur vies to find his way in the world.  Title is stolen from a pretty decent British television show; storyline appears to be stolen from Disney’s Dinosaur and Bambi.  Might be worth a rental, but not going to pay full price.  The animation looks really good, though.

Movie Review – Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2

Sony and Columbia have decided to shake the money tree again and see what falls out.  Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs 2 is the sequel to the pretty good 2009 original, and picks up about where the first one ended.

Plot Synopsis:

Flint Lockwood and Sam Sparks have disabled the infernal food machine, and are making plans for the future when Flint’s childhood hero, Chester V, appears.  His Live Corp has been contracted by the U.N. to clean up the mess on the remote fishing island where the first movie was set, and instructs all of the inhabitants to leave for a little while.  A little while apparently turns into months and months, as Flint, Sam, and the rest of the characters are all able to find jobs and get on with life in an over-crowded city setting.  Little does Flint know that Chester V has nefarious plans for him and his invention.  Chester V sends Flint back to his home to find the food machine, and Flint brings along the principle characters from the original movie.  Chester V and some of his minions follow, and they all see wonderous food-animal creations that now inhabit the island.  Flint eventually figures out that Chester V has been using him, and we all learn a deep lesson about family and trust.

Cloudy 2 reunites most of the cast from the original movie and adds a few new characters.  Voicing is done extremely well for all of them, including Bill Hader (Flint Lockwood), Anna Faris (Sam Sparks), Will Forte (Chester V), and Neil Patrick Harris, who turns in an Oscar worthy performance as Steve, the monkey with the brain scanning headband.  All of the characters were about as dimensional as the animation, but it’s a movie for children, so we’re not looking for Brando-esque acting.  The great thing about the characters and actors was that not a single one of the voices isn’t perfect for the character, which is something I can rarely say.

The story arc is pretty much like a Jurassic Park sequel formatted for kindergarteners.  There is a lot of physical humor and plays on words.  The most blatant of these are the names given to the food-animal hybrids (Watermelephants, shrimpanzees), and while the first few of these were humorous, after five or six, they got tedious to me.  Boo, on the other hand, was rolling in the aisles over them.  Terry Crews turns in a great performance as Earl, the policeman, but a lot of his jokes are rehashed from the first movie.  One interesting scene is where Earl is using his fingers to make a pistol as he “clears” an area, which surprised me.  I’d have thought that the studio would have removes such a blatant example of violent, anti-social behavior from a children’s movie.  \<\/sarcasm\>

The animation was pretty good.  I’ve seen the original a few times, and the characters that appear in both movies don’t seem to have changed much at all.  All of them and the new characters and animals all blend very well into the food jungle on the island.

Cloudy 2 clocks in at 95 minutes, and the pacing was, to me, a bit slow at times.  However, my 5-year-old, after consuming fruit chewies and a small popcorn, sat quietly through the whole thing.  Again, it’s a movie designed for young children, and while there are jokes and plot elements for adults, don’t go expecting that the 40-year-old will enjoy it as much as the five-year-old.

One theme that was put through it was mistrust of large businesses.  Tim, Flint’s father, is a small business owner who is one of the heroes of the movie.  Chester V, who appears to be modeled on Steve Jobs, is the oily, new-age hipster head of a mega-corporation.  There’s even a sideways swipe at the U.N. at the beginning, in that they’ve contracted with LiveCorp to clean up the mess from the first movie, and by that authority all of the residents have to get off the island and into the urban refugee camp of SanFranJose.

Overall, I’d give this one a B or B-.   It was enjoyable, but a lot of the plot elements and humor is rehashed from the first movie, and what is new is pretty heavy-handed and gets repeated a lot.  Again, it’s a kids movie, so take that into account when going to see it.  It’s definitely worth a rental fee, and if your kids liked the original, then might be worth a matinée.  God willing, we’ll all be back here in four years to talk about the completion of the trilogy, Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 3:  The Search For More Money.

Today’s Earworm

Prayers Needed

A few weeks ago, I posted about a unit that a friend of mine was helping out with CARE packages, and the response was outstanding. My friend has sent several boxes over already and is sending things over a bit at a time to keep the guys’ spirits up. Thanks to all of you who contributed.

Now I need another favor. My friend found out today that the unit had a KIA last night. Our guys lost someone, and they’re far from home. If you could keep them in your thoughts and prayers, it would be appreciated. I will post more as I learn more.

Photo of the Day

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I guess things are getting better between Koshka and Crash.

Thoughts on the Day

– I have decided that the part of traveling that disagrees with me is the portion between when I leave my driveway and when I pull back in.
– There was a gaggle of small children on my flight today. They were kind enough to not cry all at once. Instead, they took turns screaming, kind of like a choral of shrieking.
–  I am officially too old to go out to a ‘restaurant’ that features loud music and too many people.
–  I apologize to my tidewater friends, but Maryland wins hands down in the crab cake competition.
–  I got to explain what Retreat and To The Colors are for to someone tonight. Hadn’t done that for a long time.

Quote of the Day

Older gentleman, having breakfast with his wife:  Well, the appointment is at 1, and its only 10. That gives us plenty of time to find the doctors office. Oh, and to find a liquor store. I’m not doing this sober.

Memorial Day

This was originally posted on Memorial Day, 2010.

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Today is Memorial Day here in the United States.  Lots of people have thanked me for my prior service today, and it’s much appreciated.  But today isn’t my day.

Today is the day we remember those of us who didn’t come home.  The sons and daughters, husbands and wives, brothers and sisters who cashed the check that they sign the day they take the oath of enlistment, good for anything in their life, including the giving of that life.

There are ceremonies going on across the nation and overseas today to honor these dead.  In years past I’ve quoted poetry or Shakespeare, but today I want to highlight a memorial that isn’t spoken of much.

At Fort Meade in Maryland, there is a memorial to those members of the signals intelligence community who have died on duty.  The work of these young men and women was classified at the time…

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Quote of the Day

Banana Republic – it’s like Gar animals for gay men!  — Irish Woman, commenting on a discussion at the dinner table.

Thoughts on the Day

  • The new raised beds for tomatoes and chilis are done.  
    • All they need now is dirt and plants, but that’s Irish Woman’s job.
  • Boo spent the afternoon collecting bugs, snails, and worms for his new biology collection.
    • He did, however, inform us that all of the ants he had collected in his little hand-held vacuum gun had escaped in his bedroom.
    • When he’s done playing with that thing, I’m going to steal it.  A coat of paint and removal of the clear plastic cone in the front will make it a pretty sweet ray-gun looking thing for other forms of entertainment.
  • Only I, while wearing frequently-reapplied sunblock and a hat, could get a sunburn on a cloudy day.
  • When your teenage daughter asks if what you’re having her do is “one of those character-building things”, then you know you’re doing it right.
    • Irish Woman and I had one of the most politically-incorrect conversations we’ve ever had while supervising Girlie Bear as she hauled gravel down to the garden area.
    • It was mostly quotes from Blazing Saddles and involved singing.
  • Girlie Bear went to a sleep-over this evening after working like a dog all day.
    • I have no expectation that she’ll be the first one to conk out, but I wouldn’t be surprised.
    • She wore one of her hippie skirts tonight, but topped it off with an NRA tee-shirt.  That’s daddies little fashion plate.