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Movie Review – Lone Survivor

On Friday night, I joined a group of my friends and co-workers to watch a screening of “Lone Survivor“.  The film is a dramatization of the book of the same name by Marcus Lattrell and Patrick Robinson.  It is one of the better war movies I’ve ever seen, and the way that it deals with real heroes and how they faced duty, life, and death makes it one of the best movies I’ve seen in the past few years.

Plot Summary  (Spoiler Alert)

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Movie Review – American Hustle

Short version – A well made movie that I didn’t enjoy much.

American Hustle is a fictionalized telling of Abscam, the FBI operation to entrap politicians into corruption charges in the late 1970’s.  It tells the story of Irving Rosenfeld (Christian Bale), a small-time con-man, Sidney Prosser (Amy Adams), his mistress and business partner, and Richie Dimaso (Bradley Cooper), an FBI agent who forces the other two into his schemes. Jeremy Renner plays Carmine Polito, a New Jersey politician who is the first victim of DiMaso’s megalomania, and Jennifer Lawrence plays Rosalyn Rosenfeld, Irving’s wife.

The casting for this movie was excellent.  There was no real effort in believing that each of the characters were portrayed exactly the way they should have been.  Cooper’s DiMaso is the perfect over-reaching government goon, high on power.  Lawrence’s portrayal of a manipulative wife is spot-on.  All of the actors in the movie are established and talented, and I don’t think anyone gave less than full effort.

The soundtrack for the movie, done by Danny Elfman, is mostly popular music from the 1960’s and 1970’s.  Some of it gave me that “Hey, I like that tune” feeling, while others made me cringe.  However, all of the music fit perfectly with the scene and direction in which they were used.

Costumes were actually a high point of the movie.  Every inch of cloth was used to show just how cheap and tacky the characters wearing them were, and where the clothes were tasteful, so were the characters.

As for the plot and pacing, it could have used a bit of work.  The movie comes in at 138 minutes, and there were a lot of scenes that I think could have been trimmed.  The movie starts slow, and while there is quite a bit of tension after the mid-point, it’s a thinker, not a doer.  After an hour, I was looking at my watch and wondering how much longer the movie would last.

Like I said before, I didn’t really enjoy this movie, but it was a good movie.  The only character that I connected with was Carmine, the New Jersey politician, and that was only because he was basically a good guy who let himself get mixed up in something smarmy and I pitied him.  The rest of the characters were pathetic.  Honestly, I was hoping for some sort of catastrophic die-off in the end.

If you’ve seen Goodfellas or Summer of Sam, you’ve seen the look and feel of this movie, and if you liked them, you should at least find this movie interesting.  Just like those two movies, however, this is an adult movie for adults.  I wouldn’t suggest this movie for even teenagers, unless you want to explain some of the more sordid details.  There is a lot of language in this movie, and a few sex scenes, but other than extremely low-cut blouses made with thin, sheer material, I don’t remember any nudity.

I’ll give this one a B-.  It’s a good movie, it just wasn’t for me.

Book Review – Highway to Tartarus

Holly Chism, teacher, blogger, and writer extraordinaire, has come out with the next installment in her “Modern Gods” series, Highway to Tartarus.  Picking up where The Godshead left off, this book takes Hades and his wives on a quest to find and bind an elder god who has let the immortal cheese slip off of her cracker.  Along for the ride are Kira, the Atlantean god of war that we met in Godshead, her adopted daughter, and her husbands, Tyr and Thor.  Throw in Fenrir, the giant wolf from the Norse tradition, and the universe’s most tackily painted and decorated recreational vehicle, and it’s a fun ride.

Interwoven with this tale are chapters that tell the story of how the other gods are dealing with the aftermath of the events of Godshead, as well as an outstanding short story of how Artemis, the Greek goddess of the hunt, deals with those who try to disturb her when she is out in the woods.

While I enjoyed The Godshead, Mrs. Chism really starts to hit her stride and find her voice in this book.  It is more polished than the first book, and the multi-threaded storyline comes together very neatly in the end.  The personalities of the gods and goddesses really come out in this one, and while some, such as Hera, have matured into rational, productive beings, others continue to act like, well, the gods and goddesses that one finds in Bullfinch’s Mythology.

Mrs. Chism does an excellent job at painting the characters, both through descriptions and through their actions.  Her world building was so good that after I read through the book, I had dreams set in the Godshead Tavern, and now I have a short story of my own rumbling around in my story buffer.  A world in which the old gods are still around and a part of life opens up a lot of places to explore and enjoy.

One note on this book:  it’s an adult story written for adults.  While Mrs. Chism doesn’t get graphic sexually, several of the relationships between the various deities are what could politely be called non-traditional.  While I’m sure that Girlie Bear would enjoy this yarn very much, I’m not ready to explain three-cornered marriages quite yet.  Also, at times the characters can be quite foul-mouthed, but it is not gratuitous, and it fits in with the situation and character.

This is an excellent continuation of the story told in The Godshead, and I heartily recommend it if you’re looking for a good read in front of the fire.

Movie Review – The Desolation Of Smaug

Imagine that one of the best cinematic storytellers of his generation announces that he is going to tell the story of Romeo and Juliet.  Now, you love Shakespeare, and you’re excited to see how a writer and director who has always done things that you enjoy will imagine the Bard’s great love story.  As things get moving on the movie, he announces that instead of one movie, he’s making three, and will be filling out the story with expository material that Shakespeare wrote, but left out of the published work.  Shrugging, you go to see the first movie, and it’s really good.  It tells the story of the young lovers up to the famous balcony scene in its multi-hour arc, and even though there are a few extra things thrown in, you enjoy it and look forward to the next movie.  After a year’s wait, you go to see the next movie, and even though it’s a well-told story, has great acting, and has outstanding visual effects and scenery, it’s not Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet anymore.  This middle movie, in order to jazz up and fill out the story just a bit more, has a subplot of swashbuckling where Puck, the jokester from A Midsummer Night’s Dream, is searching the sewers of Verona for an ancient artifact that will settle the feud between the Montagues and Capulets.  In order to make things a little easier to film, the fight between Mercutio and Tybalt is turned from a duel with swords into a hand-to-hand martial arts fight, and when Romeo kills Tybalt, it’s more of an accident.  Plus, Mercutio and Tybalt were secretly gay lovers.  The movie ends just as Romeo buys his poison, and you are left with the last 10 pages of the play to fill out the next three-hour movie.

Now, change Shakespeare to Tolkien, and change Romeo and Juliet to The Hobbit, and you have my experience last night with The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug.  To be blunt, I enjoyed this movie immensely, but I left the theater pissed off.  Peter Jackson, who is an excellent storyteller, writer, and movie maker, took the framework of a children’s bedtime story, filled in plot elements from Tolkien’s other works to make it into an adult movie, and then iced the cake with characters that weren’t in the original story, including a love triangle that doesn’t belong.

I’m not going to add a plot synopsis, because like I said when I wrote about the first movie in the series, if you haven’t read The Hobbit, you’re cheating yourself and I don’t want to ruin it for you.  There may be a few spoilers in the last couple of paragraphs here, but I’ll make sure to warn you before they begin.

Just as in the first movie, the acting in this installment was outstanding.  The returning actors from the Lord of the Rings trilogy picked up just where they left off, and the new characters (principally the dwarves) are almost exactly as I envision them when I read the book.  Benedict Cumberbatch, who provides the voice of Smaug, was an excellent choice, and turns in what is probably the best performance of the movie.  Unfortunately, the character of Bilbo is a bit diminished in this chapter.  Even though he is supposed to be the principle character of the story, I kind of feel that this movie becomes the story of Thorin, and Bilbo is just a supporting character.  Yes, he still has a part in all the important scenes, but I don’t get the feeling I had in the first movie that it’s about the actions and development of Bilbo anymore.

Even though this is a three-hour movie, it doesn’t feel like it.  Even with all of the additional material and downright padding that Jackson has put in to stretch what should have been either one really long movie or two kind-of long movies into three long movies, I never noticed how long I’d been sitting in my seat.  However, the place that Jackson chose to end this chapter and begin the third movie leads me to believe that the next installment will have a lot more padding and additional material.  Honestly, if you’re tracking the story with the book as the movies go on, there are less than 100 pages left for Jackson to fill three hours with.

As expected, the visual effects are outstanding.  Jackson is a master of knitting CGI with live action, and Howard Shore’s score is woven expertly throughout the movie.  Irish Woman commented about how the visuals in this movie were better than even the first chapter of the trilogy, which came out only a year ago.

Overall, if you’re looking for an action movie with good acting, great visuals, and an enjoyable plot, this one is worth paying full price at the movie theater.  It’s not for young kids, but the theater had everything from teenagers up to senior citizens in the seats.

However, if you’re a long-time fan of J.R.R. Tolkien, there are a few things you should know.  (Avast, ye swabs!  There be spoilers ahead!  Read on at yer own risk!)

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Book Review – Gunny’s Rules

The same nice lady who sent me a copy of Emily Miller’s book also sent along a copy of R. Lee Ermey’s new book, “Gunny’s Rules — How To Get Squared Away Like A Marine“.  Basically, it’s a cross between a memoir and a self-help motivational book, and it was a very enjoyable read.

The Gunny, as Ermey is affectionately called by his fans, writes about how his experiences, both during and after his service in the Marine Corps, have shaped his life, and draws lessons that others can apply to their lives.  Chapters take on subjects such as setting goals, being prepared for life, physical fitness, and leadership.  After discussing his views and experiences that relate to each subject, the author relates “Gunny’s Rules”,some musings that reinforce the lesson.  Here are some of my favorites:

  • A job as a short-order cook is a hell of a lot better than sitting on your dead ass watching television all day.
  • If you’re not confident you’ll succeed, you never will.
  • …no matter how short our mission is, we should always carry with us the essentials for staying alive.
  • If you’re still smoking, you’ve lost your freaking mind!
  • I have not always achieved my mission, but when I have come up short, it isn’t because I do not go the extra mile, do not carry my load.
  • I don’t recall anyone ever telling me life was going to be easy.

Each chapter finishes with several motivational quotations that also fit with its theme.  I had already heard most of them, but there were a lot that were new to me, and they all made me think.

There were only one quibble I had with the book, and it was minor.  In the “Major Malfunctions” chapter, Ermey discusses the decision by Army leadership to change uniform headgear to beret.  Ermey discusses how the Green Berets were forced to share their distinctive headgear.  Only problem is that it was the Rangers that had to give up their black berets so everyone else could wear them, and that Rangers and Airborne units had been wearing berets for decades.  Like I said, it’s a minor discrepancy, and it doesn’t distract from the rest of the book at all.

While there is some salty language in the book, “Gunny’s Rules” is going on the list for Girlie Bear and Little Bear to read.  While it made their 42-year-old father nod, it contains a lot of advice that I wish I had heard when I was 17, and maybe it’ll do them some good.

The book is well laid out, very well thought out, and an enjoyable read.  It’s also a quick read, but it’s the kind of book that you will go back and re-read, either whole or in chunks, when you need motivation or ideas for your life.  It’s definitely worth your time to give this one a shot.

Standard Disclaimer – The publisher of the book provided me with a copy for reading and review.  I am offering to return it now that I am done with it, and I received nothing else for this review.

Book Review – Emily Gets Her Gun, But Obama Wants to Take Yours

I was recently given a copy of “Emily Gets Her Gun, But Obama Wants To Take Yours“, by Emily Miller.  This book deals with the issues surrounding legal gun ownership in Washington D.C., as well as gun control issues around the nation.  It is a good reference for the well-informed, an excellent primer for those who know a little, but want to know more, and possibly a great resource to give to someone who is curious about the state of gun rights in the country.

Miss Miller is a journalist who lives in Washington, D.C., who decided that she needed a gun for self-defense after a home invasion.  About half of her book details the legal hoops she had to go through in order to legally purchase and own a firearm.  Just that part alone made my head spin and my blood boil.  The months of effort and hundreds of dollars it cost her to get legal authorization to own a pistol, much less carry it outside her home for self-defense, bordered on the ridiculous.

To contrast her ordeal with my first purchase of a firearm, my experience included a 2 hour conversation with Irish Woman, an hour looking at guns in a store, then 15 minutes to fill out a 4473 and give the nice man behind the counter my debit card.  Heck, the process to get a concealed carry license in Kentucky wasn’t half of what she had to go through to just purchase a handgun.

Interposed with chapters about her ordeal are chapters that deal with the statistics, politics, and outrages of guns and gun control.  This is the first book I’ve read that deals with the 2013 gun control push, both at the federal and state levels.  Miss Miller does an excellent job showing that the federal push was mostly theater, and that the real fight has been at the state level.  This leavening of her own narrative with facts and figures rounds out the book and makes it an excellent resource for those who are interested in gun rights.

Her recounting of the stories of several people who have been swept up in D.C.’s gun dragnets gives us cautionary tales of what to expect if gun control laws are expanded nationwide.  In one instance, a citizen is arrested for having illegal guns because he made the mistake of making an illegal U-turn after he got lost driving through Washington, all while legally transporting his guns through the District.  In another instance, a man was thrown into jail for the absurd crime of having a few loose cartridges in his backpack.  These and other stories remind us of why we cannot afford to give up any ground.

The overall tone of the book is forthright and straight forward, but at times Miss Miller’s politics skew the writing  somewhat.  Yes, the liberal and Democrat parts of our political process tend to lean toward gun control, but there are anti-gun Republicans as well as pro-gun Democrats.  I would have liked to have heard more about both of these types of politicians.

If you’re heavily involved in gun rights, this is a good resource for pulling together a lot of statistics.  For those who are just getting started and want to know more and learn just how bad it can be for gun owners, it will be an excellent source of information.

Standard Disclaimer – The publisher of the book provided me with a copy for reading and review.  I am offering to return it now that I am done with it, and I received nothing else for this review.

Movie Review – Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2

Sony and Columbia have decided to shake the money tree again and see what falls out.  Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs 2 is the sequel to the pretty good 2009 original, and picks up about where the first one ended.

Plot Synopsis:

Flint Lockwood and Sam Sparks have disabled the infernal food machine, and are making plans for the future when Flint’s childhood hero, Chester V, appears.  His Live Corp has been contracted by the U.N. to clean up the mess on the remote fishing island where the first movie was set, and instructs all of the inhabitants to leave for a little while.  A little while apparently turns into months and months, as Flint, Sam, and the rest of the characters are all able to find jobs and get on with life in an over-crowded city setting.  Little does Flint know that Chester V has nefarious plans for him and his invention.  Chester V sends Flint back to his home to find the food machine, and Flint brings along the principle characters from the original movie.  Chester V and some of his minions follow, and they all see wonderous food-animal creations that now inhabit the island.  Flint eventually figures out that Chester V has been using him, and we all learn a deep lesson about family and trust.

Cloudy 2 reunites most of the cast from the original movie and adds a few new characters.  Voicing is done extremely well for all of them, including Bill Hader (Flint Lockwood), Anna Faris (Sam Sparks), Will Forte (Chester V), and Neil Patrick Harris, who turns in an Oscar worthy performance as Steve, the monkey with the brain scanning headband.  All of the characters were about as dimensional as the animation, but it’s a movie for children, so we’re not looking for Brando-esque acting.  The great thing about the characters and actors was that not a single one of the voices isn’t perfect for the character, which is something I can rarely say.

The story arc is pretty much like a Jurassic Park sequel formatted for kindergarteners.  There is a lot of physical humor and plays on words.  The most blatant of these are the names given to the food-animal hybrids (Watermelephants, shrimpanzees), and while the first few of these were humorous, after five or six, they got tedious to me.  Boo, on the other hand, was rolling in the aisles over them.  Terry Crews turns in a great performance as Earl, the policeman, but a lot of his jokes are rehashed from the first movie.  One interesting scene is where Earl is using his fingers to make a pistol as he “clears” an area, which surprised me.  I’d have thought that the studio would have removes such a blatant example of violent, anti-social behavior from a children’s movie.  \<\/sarcasm\>

The animation was pretty good.  I’ve seen the original a few times, and the characters that appear in both movies don’t seem to have changed much at all.  All of them and the new characters and animals all blend very well into the food jungle on the island.

Cloudy 2 clocks in at 95 minutes, and the pacing was, to me, a bit slow at times.  However, my 5-year-old, after consuming fruit chewies and a small popcorn, sat quietly through the whole thing.  Again, it’s a movie designed for young children, and while there are jokes and plot elements for adults, don’t go expecting that the 40-year-old will enjoy it as much as the five-year-old.

One theme that was put through it was mistrust of large businesses.  Tim, Flint’s father, is a small business owner who is one of the heroes of the movie.  Chester V, who appears to be modeled on Steve Jobs, is the oily, new-age hipster head of a mega-corporation.  There’s even a sideways swipe at the U.N. at the beginning, in that they’ve contracted with LiveCorp to clean up the mess from the first movie, and by that authority all of the residents have to get off the island and into the urban refugee camp of SanFranJose.

Overall, I’d give this one a B or B-.   It was enjoyable, but a lot of the plot elements and humor is rehashed from the first movie, and what is new is pretty heavy-handed and gets repeated a lot.  Again, it’s a kids movie, so take that into account when going to see it.  It’s definitely worth a rental fee, and if your kids liked the original, then might be worth a matinée.  God willing, we’ll all be back here in four years to talk about the completion of the trilogy, Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 3:  The Search For More Money.

Two Books

I’ve been lucky lately in that I’ve actually had time to read for pleasure.  On recommendation from friends and family, I indulged my inner history geek and bought “Unbroken” and “With The Old Breed:  At Okinawa and Peleliu”.

Unbroken, by Lauren Hillebrand, is primarily about the life of Louis Zamperini, a reformed juvenile menace, Olympic runner, World War II bombardier, and POW.  The first part of the book deals with Zamperini’s childhood and adolescence, where he finds a way off the path to prison by becoming a track star.  He does well enough that he becomes a member of the 1936 U.S. Olympic track team, and competes in Berlin.  As it became more and more apparent that the United States would become involved in World War II, he joined the Army Air Force and became a bombardier on B-24 bombers.  During a search and rescue mission over the Pacific, his airplane crashed.  Zamperini and his pilot survive the crash and an almost 2000 mile trip drifting across the Pacific.  The Japanese capture them, and they spend the rest of the war in Japanese prison camps, much of it without being declared as captured.  After the war, Zamperini falls into depression and alcoholism, but eventually finds his way toward redemption and a good life through the love of his wife and an awakening of his relationship with God.

With The New Breed:  At Okinawa and Peleliu, a memoir by E.B. Sledge, discusses his life as a Marine  in the Pacific Theater of World War II.  Sledge gave up a safe slot in college to join the Marines, and joined the 1st Marine Division as they prepared for the invasion of Peleliu.  The book details his training and preparation for this campaign, as well as the campaign on Okinawa.  He does an excellent job describing how Marine Corps training led to the excellent esprit de corps that has marked Marines for over two centuries, and how that spirit and dedication to each other kept men alive in the hard fighting of the Pacific island campaigns.  Sledge also brings the horror, insanity, and fear that he faced in these two campaigns to vivid life as he describes both battles from the perspective of someone watching it over a gunsight.

While these two books deal with the same over-arching event, World War II in the Pacific, their over-arching messages are far apart.   Unbroken, even though it deals with how inhumanely man can treat his fellow man, is a story of hope.  Zamperini and his fellow prisoners lived through privation and abuse, but still kept up hope of deliverance.  With The Old Breed, on the other hand, deals in detail with the tension of extended battle and the despair felt by Sledge as he survived it.

Both stories are important.  Knowing the horrors of war and the impact that it has on those who carry it out, is of utmost importance.  When we forget these things, sending our young men and women off to war becomes much easier, and the shock at the cost of such decisions is much worse.  However, knowing that even in the worst of times that hope, along with a lot of hard work, can bring things to a good ending is just as important.

Both of these books are well worth your time, and I heartily suggest that you read them if you haven’t already.  They will both lead you to think about war and how it affects human beings, but in different ways.  These are definitely going on my list of books that I recommend to others and I will have them both available for my kids to read when they are ready.

Book Review – Swords of Exodus

Larry Correia and Mike Kupari have produced a sequel to their 2011 work, Dead Six, and it’s a roller coaster from start to finish.

Swords of Exodus opens a few months after the close of Dead Six.  Lorenzo, the master thief and assassin, has retired to what he hopes is comfortable obscurity, and Valentine, the soldier of fortune, is rotting in a government torture chamber after being snatched at the end of the first book.   After the events of Dead Six, the criminal world has fragmented, and an exquisitely evil man has taken over a criminal territory in the border region of Mongolia, Kazakhstan, Russia, and China, and Lorenzo and Valentine reluctantly join forces to help Exodus wipe him and his slave army out.  I won’t give things away, but the action starts early in the book and doesn’t stop until the very end.  We also get some more back story on Val and Lorenzo, which fills in the characters quite nicely.

Like I said, this is a rollercoaster ride of a good yarn.  You get a few pages of quiet, followed by 10 pages of action, followed by more quiet.  The second half of the book is pretty much action to the very end.  The book ends with two cliffhangers, which already has me convinced that I will be buying the inevitable third book.  Honestly, I had to put the book down and stop from crying out when I read the last sentence.  I just wanted the story to continue.

One distraction in the book’s writing is what I call “brand dropping”.  Rather than “I pulled out my pistol and shot him twice in the head.”, at a few points in the story you read “I pulled out my STI 9mm with the six-inch SilenceCo suppressor on it and put two  Hornady TAP bullets into his brain.”  Both read well, but the authors put such references in just often enough for me to notice, but not enough to irritate.

The first book set up the universe the story lives in, which is a “decade after this one” kind of place where the world has fractured and chaos makes live lucrative for people like Lorenzo and Valentine.    The second book fills in some of the gaps on this world, but that leaves a lot more room for character development.  The characters of Lorenzo, Valentine, and Ling fleshed out quite nicely through the course of Swords.

One thing I like about both books is that I would feel comfortable lending them to Girlie Bear.  Yes, there’s quite a bit of blood and violence in them, but it’s not gratuitous, and while there is implied sex on a couple of occasions, it’s done tastefully and the story shifts away from it before it becomes too graphic.

If you’re looking for a great book to curl up with for a couple of evenings, and you like action thrillers, I think you’ll enjoy this one.

Book Review – Walls, Wire, Bars, and Souls

Peter Grant, the proprietor, punmaster, and chief cook and bottle washer over at Bayou Renaissance Man, has put out another book, and this one is a thought provoker.  His other two books, “Take the Star Road” and “Ride the Rising Tide“, are space opera centered around a young Heinleinian character finding his way in the world.   This one, “Walls, Wire, Bars, and Souls” is Peter’s memoir of his time as  a prison chaplain.  It gives an outstanding insight into the workings of a federal prison, looks at the issues our society is reacting to and creating through our prison, crime, and drug policy, and adds in vignettes that show us some of the perspective of those who live behind bars.

Peter separates the book out into cycles of three chapter styles.  The first style discusses the events of one of his days as a chaplain at a federal prison in the American south.  Peter recounts how the necessity of security and control of a prison was brought into practice as he tried to minister to his flock, a flock that probably needed it more than most.  The second style of chapter delves into prison life and routine, prison gangs, and Peter’s opinions and suggestions on how our criminal justice system and prisons could be better used to truly help those who wish to reform.  The third style of chapters are recitations of the prisoner’s side of conversations with Peter, and range from people trying to con him or intimidate him, to people who truly need and want his help to find a better way in life.

Peter pulls few punches in this book, but keeps out of the nitty-gritty titillation about life in prison.  While he discusses such things as prison violence, rape, and slavery, he does an excellent job of walking the fine line between informative and indulgent.

Peter spends quite a bit of time in the second half of the book discussing his ideas for reform and improvement in the prison and criminal justice systems.  While I don’t agree with everything he proposes, I can agree with him that something needs to be changed before the system either becomes nothing more than an extended graduate course in violent crime or collapses under its own weight.  He definitely challenges the reader to take what he has to say, provides links to resources that will provide more information, and form their own opinion.

If you’re looking for an informative, and thought-provoking book that’s a good read, you ought to check this one out.  It’s quite evident that Peter viewed this as a labor of love and put maximum effort into making his points without putting the reader into a daze, as well as telling the story without delving too deeply into the gory details.

Now if we can just get Peter to write his memoirs about his life in Africa, then the circle will be complete.