To use an analogy, the original Lilo and Stitch, as a meme, would be a hand-drawn and lettered piece of art that would bring both a chuckle and a tear to the eyes of children and parents alike.
The 2025 live action remake is like the meme above, something that I thought would be cute, but threw together with mimimal effort and little attention to detail.
This afternoon, after convincing myself that I did not need to spend $500 on a Romanian Mosin-Nagant or $2300 on a 1943 USMC M1903*, I noticed a new entry in the “Get yourself a little something on your way out” refrigerator next to checkout at Cabela’s.
I tell you what, when I cracked that bad boy open, I felt a distant rumble of thunder and heard the cry of a bald eagle in a mountain pass. The light carbonation tickled my nose like the smell of napalm in the morning, and the effervescent taste of 1989 MRE cool-aid served in a Vietnam-era canteen cup made my day just a little brighter.
After sipping my way down to the bottom of the can, I felt my pulse quicken, my senses sharpen, and my spirit preparing itself to storm whatever objectives the day could throw at me.
Seriously, it wasn’t bad. It was very much on the sweet side for me, and probably could benefit from additional tartness. Irish Woman has developed a taste for Alani energy drinks, and the BRCC was head and shoulders better tasting than the one, count them, one Alani I have subjected myself to.
Cost was about par for an energy drink. Cabela’s was selling them for $2.99 apiece, and Amazon has them at $25 for 12.
200mg of caffeine is about what you’d get from two to three cups of strong coffee, so you should probably take that into account in your daily intake tracker. It can take me about an hour to drink several cups of coffee in a social setting, less when it’s fuel for work, but I downed this thing in about 10 minutes. The energy surge I got afterward wasn’t as drastic as the Fort Bragg Turkish Coffee Incident of 2000, but it was quite noticable.
On the plus side, each can comes with 100% of your daily recommended value for Vitamin B12, Niacin, Vitamin B6, Pantothenic Acid, (Vitamin B5)and Biotin (Vitamin B7). It has 160mg of sodium, which is slightly less than you find in the recommended serving size of Cheez-It crackers.
Overall, if energy drinks are your preferred method of your daily deilvery to your personal caffeine monkey, the BRCC Freedom Punch is definitely worth a try.
*I did not need these things, but I so, so wanted them. Darn this sense of responsibility and being an adult.
It’s not often that a reviewer as jaded as I am stands in awe of a piece of equipment, but this morning, I met the Shark NV752 Assault Vacuum Cleaner. To say that my jaw dropped at its capabilities and performance would be an understatement.
The NV752 is Shark’s entry into the Assault Vacuum Cleaner market, also known as Modern Sporting Vacuum Cleaners. It’s modular design, along with sleek styling, makes it a strong contender to move Hoover off of its Number 1 spot.
The NV752 requires some assembly before use, but clicks together in less than 5 minutes. Just a few moments of glancing at the included documentation, and you’re ready to roll. It’s modular, snap-together design gives the user choices between an easily concealed ‘detached’ mode for getting at those non-permissive environments in every home all the way up to crew-served vacuuming of large rugs and hard floors.
As you can see, the ergonomic pistol grip at the top of the handle is built for any number of hand sizes. I am led to believe that MagPul is working on a parts kit to make both the drip and the other polymer panels both more stylish and functional, but out of the box it fit my paw well.
Recoil from the powerful 120v electromechanical motor was sharp, but manageable. Less experienced vacuumers might want to start off with short sessions to get their grip and arm strength up, but those who have been around the rumpus room a few times will have no problem controlling this beast.
One note – two features of the NV752 may cause issues for some vacuumers.
First, the integral sound suppression provided by the included 3-stage filtration system (foam, felt, and HEPA) do not appear to have been evaluated and approved by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Vacuums. After the DustBuster Arm Brace fiasco a few years ago, vacuumers should be ready to register their new carpet sweepers when the ATV comes knocking.
Second, the high-capacity dust catcher included with the NV752 may not be legal in some localities. Residents of Hawaii, California, Illinois, and Washington D.C. should make sure they are legally allowed to own it prior to purchase. I have it on good authority that an aftermarket part is being made available by Palmetto State, but a release date has not been announced.
As to performance, I cannot stress how well this beast pulled dust, pet hair, and small children out of my carpet. I regularly vacuum and shampoo our living room, but a few minutes with the NV752 actually lightened the color of our carpet. The vacuum head, complete with a rolling-block beater bar that rotates at a ridiculous 4500 RPM, patterned quite well on vintage shag carpeting. As long as I did my job, it did its job.
I have never seen a vacuum that was less picky about what it sucked up as the NV752. While some more up-market machines might only be able to process finely curated dust and artisanal debris, the NV752 ate everything I served. Steel, brass, polymer, or even ceramic went through it with no issues. I had no stoppages or failures to vacuum during an entire cleaning session.
For those in the government or private cleaning sectors, the NV752 should be considered for either general or special use. I would suggest a two-person team for each system. First, a ‘Vacuumer” to operate the NV752 and direct its cleaning. In addition, an “Assistant Vacuumer” will be helpful to rapidly switch out collection tanks, as well as carry spare filters and extension cords. A crew-served vacuum such as this would be critical component in both the conventional janitorial squad or more specialized units.
The NV752 is Shark’s entry into the DOD’s Next-Generation Carpet Cleaner program, but let’s be honest. Sig is going to get the contract, even after it’s shown that its equipment will spontaneously vacuum without anyone touching the power button.
MSRP on the NV752 is $319, but I was able to get it for $269 at Amazon. The cost-conscious consumer should be wary of knock-off vacuums that have the look and feel of the NV752, but when torn down for maintenance, are constructed out of construction paper and wood glue. In this case, you get what you pay for.
I’ve been doing a bit of traveling lately, and last night I decided to end my day in beautiful Baton Rouge, Louisiana. After having travelled through the garden spot of Port Arthur, Baton Rouge looked like heaven, even considering the traffic jam on the rickety bridge across the Mississippi.
I picked one of my go-to hotel chains and found an affordable room at the Courtyard Marriott. Here are my thoughts on the hotel:
When choosing where to put a hotel, you would think that either convenient access from the interstate that runs directly behind the hotel or easy access to great food and entertainment would be considered. Honestly, in the best of worlds, you’d have both. In this case, I got neither. It took 15 minutes of slight right turns and roundabouts to get to the parking lot after I left the interstate. This parking lot is deceptively easy to miss, as it adjoins a neighboring Residence Inn and a mysterious building with neon lighting but no signage, but has no connection to them. After checking in (more on that to come), I cleaned up and searched for local cuisine to enjoy. To my disappointment, I could either walk over to the Texas Roadhouse (a fine establishment with good food, but I was hoping for something I couldn’t get in Louisville) or a drive to the nearby mall to sample their wares. I stretched my legs and got a chicken Caesar salad at the Texas Roadhouse.
If the location isn’t perfect, at least the staff should be friendly and helpful. The best I can say about the ladies at the front desk last night was that they were present. When they noticed that my driver’s license was from Kentucky, they asked about how cold it was up there, why I wasn’t there now, and what I was doing in Louisiana. I remarked that I was just passing through, it was 20 degrees colder in San Antonio that morning, and it was just beautiful and 75 degrees here in Baton Rouge. After being informed that “Sir, this is the South”, I was given a keycard to the room furthest from both the lobby and elevator in this half-full hotel.
After a long day on the road, I thought a shower would be good before getting dinner. As expected in a hotel, the water in the tub went from ‘Lapland’ to ‘Hades’, with little room in the middle for ‘survivable’. I found something on the hot side of survivable, cleaned up, and then made my way out through the fog bank that had built up because the bathroom fan was inoperative.
After schlepping up to my room, cleaning up, and going out for dinner, I returned to my room and prepared for bed. Being unconscious was the highlight of my stay. The mattress had lumps in just the right places for me to stretch out and get a few hours of sleep.
That sleep, however, was interrupted when I woke up at 4 AM to a chill and a large amount of noise. Checking the window, I found a half inch gap in the window, allowing in the cool Louisiana air and the sound of semi’s making their way down I-10. This was accentuated by the sound of wind coming from the miniature refrigerator, which I am not ashamed to say I was not brave enough to investigate. I’m having enough of an adventure, thank you very much, and I don’t need to be swept into white-trash Narnia through the dorm fridge.
After a couple of hours of trying to get back to sleep, I decided to just get on the road. My morning shower was, at best, tepid, as apparently all of the hot water in Louisiana had been used already. During my hose down with weak tea water, I noticed that the vinyl shower enclosure was in need of either replacement or a good scrubbing with detergent normally used to clean up crime scenes. I’m guessing housekeeping can’t use anything too harsh, as the old toothpaste used to caulk the seams would probably let go and injure someone. At least the towels were scratchy.
Overall, if you’re looking for somewhere to stay in Baton Rouge, might I suggest Alabama?
Over on her YouTube channel, Jill Bearup has been doing a series of posts that have had me in stitches. During this serialization of both a novel and her interactions with her main character while writing it, she points out almost exactly how things go when you’re trying to put a story together. I especially love how the character eventually goes off the rails in relation to how the author wants things to go.
If you’re a writer, this may give you a case of the giggles. If you’re a reader, it’ll give you a good story to follow and some insight as to what writers go through.
Her entire channel is a great resource for armor and medieval combat for the stage. I’m working my way through so that my own writing gets better.
Alternate title – Crouching Panther, Hidden Avenger.
Marvel’s newest contribution to its already huge collection of popcorn movies, Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings, is a fun, engrossing ride that holds on and doesn’t let go. If you enjoyed the Avengers, you’ll love this one.
I won’t give a plot synopsis other than to say that the film includes one of the most romantic ass-kickings I’ve ever seen. It is studded with martial-arts sequences and just enough comedy to remind you that it’s a comic-book movie. If well-done martial arts movies set in either a classical or modern Chinese setting are your thing, this one is definitely up your alley.
The acting in the movie is superb. Simu Liu stars as Shang-Chi. His ability to work both the emotional and physical side of his character make Shang-Chi real from the first scene. He is supported by a strong cast of notable actors, including Michelle Yeoh and Tony Leung Chiu Wai. A surprisingly strong performance by Awkwafina as Katy, his friend/love interest, filled out the cast and added some light-hearted levity to what could easily have become a much heavier and darker story.
The movie runs at over two hours, but it didn’t feel like it. The plot moves quickly, pausing only a few times to expand on one point or another. The characters are thrown down a rabbit hole and keep running until the very end.
Like all Marvel movies, Shang-Chi is targeted at younger people, but older folks who enjoyed the rest of the MCU should also enjoy it. A good portion of the movie is in Chinese with subtitles, so if you’re watching with younger children who can’t read quickly, you may have to provide some help so they can keep up with the dialogue. Other than a bit of mild cursing, though, Shang-Chi is appropriate for youngsters who can handle The Avengers or Spiderman movies. That’s right, Shang-Chi is for the children.
So, if you’re in need of a couple of hours where you can just absorb a fast-paced action movie with outstanding acting, amazing visuals, and great characters, you really ought to check out Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings.
Sarah Hoyt begins another engrossing series with Other Rhodes:
Lily Gilden has a half-crazed cyborg in her airlock who thinks he’s Nick Rhodes, a fictional 20th Century detective. If she doesn’t report him for destruction, she’s guilty of a capital crime.
But with her husband missing, she’ll use every clue the cyborg holds, and his detective abilities, to solve the crime her husband was investigating when he disappeared.
With the help of a journalist who is more than he seems, Lily will risk everything to plunge into the interstellar underworld and bring the love of her life home!
Mrs. Hoyt’s greatest talent as a storyteller is to mold characters that spring from the pages fully formed, and Lilly is one of her finest creations so far. She is quickly painted as a loving wife to Joe, the jaded detective with a starship. But when things go sideways, she quickly evolves into the heroine, doing everything she can to save her man.
If you’re a fan of hard-boiled detective novels, Other Rhodes will be like slipping into your favorite fedora and trench coat for a midnight stroll down by the docks. The story moves quickly, and where it surprises, it does so in a way that puts a great twist to a familiar story.
This is a quick read, and would be perfect for a summer afternoon by the pool. Like the best of Agatha Christie or Mickey Spillane, Other Rhodes is appropriate for readers from teenagers to their grandparents. Mrs. Hoyt takes her time to fill in the broad strokes of a universe in our distant future, all while filling it with the characters and forces familiar to all of us.
For anyone who has enjoyed a dime-store detective novel or just likes solid, character-driven science fiction, Other Rhodes is highly recommended.
Less than a month after confronting an ancient evil, Lelia Chan, her Familiar Tay, and their allies meet an unmovable object. Meister Gruenewald needs their help. A new danger rises across the Great Sea, one that requires more than just his knowledge and power.
What Lelia and Master Saldovado find in the Old Land triggers a race. Can the shadow mages and their Hunter allies bring a power-obsessed sorcerer to justice? Or will his twisted idea of paradise destroy all they have fought to protect? Light-side magic workers have tried to stop the sorcerer, and paid with their lives, struck down by a creature from Elsewhere. One with a grudge.
Worse than death awaits Lelia and her chosen family if they fail.
Like all of the stories in this series, the best part of Malevolently Familiar is the characters and how they interact. Yes, there is action and suspense, but the true thread running through this tapestry is Lelia Chan’s family. In this installment, we learn more about Lelia’s employer and semi-adopted father, Master Saldovado. As this character fleshes out, Lelia herself is evolving from the young mage to an elder. Looking back on how Lelia started out all those books ago, it’s amazing how well Ms. Boykin has created and molded her.
While this is not a swiftly paced story, it does not drag. It’s not a simple read, but I found it an easy read. Boykin’s style is straightforward without being sparse. As her characters move in and out of the story, the reader can easily see them and how their stories play out. By now, we know almost all of them, but with each book, they come more sharply into focus.
If you’ve enjoyed the series so far, Malevolently Familiar will be like spending a week with old friends.
Alma Boykin’s 17th book in her Familiar Tales, Learnedly Familiar, continues a series that I can’t put down.
Where do you file a Missing Meister Report?
Something is moving. Arthur Saldovado, Lelia, and André defeated ancient evil, but mysteries remain. And worse – Arthur’s name-sake is learning how to drive! Who needs abyssal creatures when you have teenagers, school-yard spats, and retail woes to worry about? Certainly not Lelia Chan Lestrang.
When André’s mentor disappears, Lelia braces for the worst. Trouble’s coming, as bad perhaps as the evil that drew her and André together. But she has a few surprises of her own now, including allies in very strange places. With very strange senses of humor.
Return to a Familiar world, full of adventure, bad puns, dark music, magic, shedding lemurs, and domestic chaos.
Like the rest of the Familiar Tales, Learnedly Familiar is a character-based story centered around Lelia Chan and the people who make up her world. Her husband and soulmate, Andre, continues to be the rock upon which her life is built. Her children are growing up and discovering their own magical abilities. The extended clan of old-world hunters that adopted her continues to develop as a cohort of new characters, enriching an already powerful gaggle of personalities.
And, hey, if a wise-aleck lemur, a pack of demented ferrets, and an oversized skunk with a Scarlett O’Hara accent don’t catch your attention, what will?
Ms. Boykin weaves a comfortable plot that has a thread of tension in it that grows until the very last scenes. Story arcs that reach back several books continue here, but new patterns start to develop in each addition to the Familiar Tales tapestry. The continuity throughout the series, coupled with fresh faces and adventures, keeps me coming back for more.
If you’re a fan of stories that pull together family, life, and just enough magic to keep things interesting, then Familiar Tales is a great series. Start at the beginning, but be prepared to devour them until you’re caught up with Learnedly Familiar.
J.L. Curtis has started what I hope is a new western series. It’s a great beginning that starts fast and never stops.
Rio Bell is leading a cattle drive up the Goodnight Loving Trail to Fort Laramie. It’s his first time as trail boss, but with trusted hands and hard work, he expects to be back in Texas by late September though fire, flood, or rustlers bar the way!
He didn’t count on a range war.
They didn’t account for the Rio Kid…
And he sure as hell didn’t count on the girl showing up!
Curtis is one of his generation’s best storytellers, and his talent really shows in Showdown on the River. The author fills the wide open spaces of the American West with bigger-than-life characters. We have cowboys, mountain men, bad men, and a fiery frontier woman who isn’t afraid of anything. If you enjoyed the glory days of Western dime novels, you’ve met all of these people before, but Curtis puts his own twist on them and makes them even more human.
Showdown on the River follows a cattle drive from Texas to the Mountain West, then follows Rio, the main character, as he stumbles into a range war. Rio has a dark past, and Curtis does a great job of showing the bad things that can happen when a good man is pushed to violence. The plot starts at a brisk pace and gradually picks up steam before going full tilt through the final act. Along the way, we meet and get to know Rio and his cowboys, along with a bunch of cantankerous mountain men. Curtis throws in a strong-willed, beautiful woman, giving Rio one more thing on his mind as he tries to survive doing the right thing.
Showdown on the River is a quick read, especially after the book’s midpoint. Once the table is set, Curtis treats us to one great plot sequence after another. He keeps the reader’s attention throughout by including enough historical detail to be interesting, but without delving too deeply.
I’d definitely recommend Showdown on the River if you’re a fan of old-fashioned spurs-and-six-guns Westerns. If you’ve never tried the genre before, this would be a great place to start.