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A New Front

This weekend, Governor Jerry Brown of California signed AB144, which bans the open carry of firearms in a public place.  Since California is a “shall may issue” state, where applications for a concealed carry license must be approved by an agent of the government even if the applicant meets all other qualifications, the legal carrying of a firearm for defense is now open only to the connected and the rich.  Basically, as it stands now, if a citizen wants to carry a firearm for self-defense, even if they have a squeaky clean criminal record, they have to convince a local official that they need the permit.  If the official doesn’t feel it’s necessary, or doesn’t like the looks, politics, or ethnicity of the applicant, or just isn’t in a good mood that day, the request can be denied, with little or no recourse to appeal.

This is why we need to support organizations like the Second Amendment Foundation, CalGuns, and the NRA.  This is why we need to fight on all fronts, through the ballot and jury box, to protect our rights.  This is why we need to stay engaged with our elected representatives and make sure they know just how important civil rights, not least of them our rights to keep and bear arms, are to us.

The outcome here is going to be one or two things:  either this law will be struck down as being unconstitutional under the 2nd Amendment, or California will change its laws to become a “may issue” state.  If open carry of firearms is illegal, and legal concealed carry is contingent on the whim of a sheriff or police chief, then the right to keep and bear arms is being infringed when someone is denied a CCW permit.

If you’ve got a few extra drakmas, please consider hitting the SAF link on the side of the blog, or sending them to CalGuns or the NRA.  Court fights aren’t cheap, and everything we do to fight for our rights in other states enhances our rights at home.

The Demonstration Has Been Subsidized

You really should have stayed home, brother.
You will have nowhere to plug in, zone out, or get take out.
You will not be able to feed yourself on pizza and beer,
Bad pizza and cheap beer made by large corporations
Because the demonstration has been subsidized.

The demonstration has been subsidized.
The demonstration has been brought to you by Soros
with large crowds without proper sanitation
The demonstration will have large pictures of Obama
And Pelosi giving an interview and leading a charge
To Marx, and Chairman Mao, and Che Guavera to destroy
Hard working people's livelihoods with taxes taken from their paychecks
The demonstration has been subsidized.

The demonstration has been brought to you by 
MSNBC and will star Keith Olbermann, and Saul
Alinsky and Anderson Cooper and Roseanne and Oprah.
The demonstration will not give your cause mass appeal.
The demonstration will bring out the nuts.
The demonstration will not make you a
winner, because the demonstration has been subsidized, Brother.

There will be video of you and Ginnie Ray
leaning up against that police car and leaving behind a calling card,
or fighting with police because they don't want you to get hit in traffic.
CNN will provide 'round the clock coverage
and will report from all confrontations.
The demonstration has been subsidized.

There will be video of grasshoppers shouting at
ants on YouTube
There will be video of grasshoppers shouting at
ants on YouTube
There will be video of Purple People Beaters attacking
people in wheel chairs because they won't back down
There will be slow motion shots of UAW
drones chanting about the plight of the working man
After cashing a six thousand dollar signing bonus check
Just before getting on the bus to the demonstration

Abercrombie and Fitch, Starbucks, and Best
Buy will be well represented, and
hipsters and hippies will finally get together
on the streets of America because lazy people
will be whining that someone else should pay.
The demonstration will be subsidized.

There will be constant highlights on the cable
news and pictures of privileged Ivy League
post-adolescents and aging hippies wearing rusted peace signs.
The theme song will be written by RadioHead,
and Joan Baez, and sung by Pfish, Lady Gaga, and Rihanna
The demonstration has been subsidized.

The demonstration will be right back after a message
about the sponsors, underwriters, and donors.
You will have to worry about a commie in your
cupboard, a Maoist on a motorcycle, or the socialists in your schools.
The demonstration will be fueled by weed and coke.
The demonstration will be staffed by immigrants who don't know why they're there.
The demonstration will put you in the back of the bus.

The demonstration has been subsidized, has been subsidized,
has been subsidized, has been subsidized.
The demonstration will not be spontaneous, brother;
The demonstration is contrived.

With apologies to Gil Scott Heron




By Your Waste Shall Ye Be Known

A park in New York that has been used as a central area for anti-corporate protests has become a health problem.  Normal cleaning and trash pick-up has been disrupted by the protesters, so the trash and other debris they leave behind have made it into an eyesore and health hazard. Apparently, using police cars as toilets is now a form of expression and protest.

This isn’t the first time that the refuse left behind by a group of leftist protesters has been a problem. Look at the mess that the John Stewart rally left behind in Washington DC, then contrast it with what was left behind after the large Tea Party rallies in 2009.

Leftist protests are mostly manned by either young college age twits who have never had to pay for their own food or by aging hippies who should know better by now.  Tea Party rallies are attended by a wide range of backgrounds and ages, but all of them seem to know about personal responsibility and respect. This can all be seen in how the two groups leave their respective areas when they’re done.

Someone needs to tell the “Occupy Something” crowd that when the veil of media cover is lifted, the uglier their leavings are, the less those of us who hold down a job and don’t put our hands out will listen to whatever it is they’re ranting about.

Candidate X

I’ve been writing for a few weeks about my notional run for the office of vice-president.  In my stump speeches and such, I don’t identify who would be running for president, just referring to him or her as “Candidate X”.

There are a couple of reasons for this.  First, there isn’t a true frontrunner for the Republican candidate yet, and I’m still at least nominally a Republican.  Second, I’m not too happy about any of the people with their hats in the ring.

Today, Sarah Palin announced that she won’t be running next year, and the other day New Jersey governor Christie said the same thing.  The field so far doesn’t have anyone that grabs me as “That One”, at least not yet.  I like something about every one of the candidates, but I don’t like enough about any one of them to say that they’re the one I’d want to serve with if I were actually running, and none of them have earned my vote yet.

Here’s the list of candidates that I think have a chance at getting the nomination.  The rest of the declared candidates are footnotes unless something changes in the next few months.

  • Michele Bachmann – She’s a fiscal conservative and spouts the Tea Party line, but I’m not so sure about her assurances that her social values won’t color her judgement to the point of being a problem if she is to be given the responsibility for governing the country.  Also, she seems willing to grab at whatever topic seems to be the button pusher of the moment (Gardasil) and run it into the ground, for good or bad.
  • Herman Cain – I like that he’s actually held down a job and run a business.  I like a lot of his ideas, but he’s also said some things that make me pause.
  • Ron Paul – I agree with about 75% of what Congressman Paul says.  That alone would normally be enough for me to support him.  But that other 25% is off of my radar far enough that I still hesitate to endorse him.
  • Mitt Romney – Not a chance of me endorsing him.  He created the model for ObamaCare as governor of Massachusetts.  He’s never met a gun control law that he didn’t like.  I have the same reaction to him as I did of Clinton in 1992:  He’s willing to be whoever the crowd he’s speaking to wants him to be.
  • Rick Perry – Still not sure whether or not I like Perry.  He’s making the right noises, but he also seems to have some of the political chameleon in him.  I don’t like his Gardasil decision, and I’m not too thrilled by his border security and illegal immigration views.

In a nutshell, I’m not impressed.  If I had to pick two, I’d probably pick Cain and Paul out of this pack.  But like I said, there isn’t one of them that I’m ready to throw my vote behind just yet.

Fort Lauderdale to allow speech at parades

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla., Oct. 5 (DaddyBear Press International) — A new Florida law that bans local speech control means Fort Lauderdale officials must allow speeches at parades and other public events, city officials said.The state law imposes fines on public officials who enforce local speech laws, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel reported Wednesday.The city, in response to the new state law, changed a local ordinance that forbids speeches at parades and local events. Now, speeches are allowed but newspapers are not, the report said.“Sometimes the Legislature does things I don’t agree with, but they passed a law and we are complying with that law,” Mayor Jack Seiler said.The city also dropped an ordinance that makes it illegal to go to church within the city limits. City Attorney Harry Stewart said the state will instead use a state law that prohibits the reckless conduct of religious services.The Broward County Commission voted Tuesday to seek legislation allowing the county to keep its local speech regulations, the newspaper said.


No go read the original from UPI.  The restriction of one civil right is synonymous with the restriction of all civil rights.  Substitute in the word gun for religion, speech or whatever, and it reads almost the same way.  

Good for the people in Florida who worked hard to get the law changed so that those who impede their civil rights will be personally impacted by those actions.

Thought for the Day

I can’t stand this indecision
Married with a lack of vision
Everybody wants to rule the world
–Tears for Fears, “Everybody Wants to Rule the World”

The End of the Beginning

The Obama administration has asked the United States Supreme Court to review a case where part of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act of 2010 was struck down as unconstitutional.   There is also a chance, assuming a Republican victory in 2012, of Obamacare being repealed through the legislative process.  The Republicans running for president certainly seem to be making that a plank in their platform.

Personally, I hope the court takes the case and makes a ruling one way or the other.  The issue of whether or not the government has the power to force citizens to purchase anything from another private entity needs to be decided.  If the act is repealed in Congress, it’s only a tactical victory for those of us who believe that the powers of government need to be limited.  Congress can pass other laws that try to do the same thing with no real way to argue that it violates the Constitution.  A Supreme Court decision that holds that practice unconstitutional could be used to block Congress from doing similar things in the future, and would be effectively permanent, unless the Supreme takes the exceedingly rare step of reversing itself.

Stump Speech

Thank you ladies and gentlemen.  It’s good to be here in X, and I appreciate the warm hospitality you all have extended to us.

I’m here today to talk about Candidate X and the social agenda we have as part of our campaign:

It’s none of our business.

That’s all.

It’s none of our business.

Pretty simple, isn’t it?

Candidate X and I both recognize that we’re just as human and therefore flawed as everyone else.  We have no business telling other adults how they should live their lives.  So long as you’re not hurting someone, the following are things we have no business expressing an opinion on:

  • Who you sleep with, so long as they agree to it and they’re also an adult
  • Who you marry
  • Whether or not you choose to have children
  • If you practice a religion at all, and if you do, which religion you practice
  • How much money you legally earned
  • What books, magazines, websites, or whatever you enjoy
  • What political views you hold
  • What car you choose to drive
  • How you choose to educate your children
  • What substances you put into your body in order to change your perception of the world around you

There are others, but I think you get the idea.  How you go through life is up to you, based on what you believe is right and is right for you.

Candidate X and I are fiscally conservative, as we have discussed at length.  But socially, we’re a ‘whatever’.  We’re certainly not what comes across as conservative or liberal in this country.  We have our own sets of values and if elected, we will govern based on those values, but we won’t try to force those values on the day to day lives of our fellow citizens.

What adults do with their lives doesn’t cross into the realm of public opinion or government attention so long as they don’t break the law or harm someone else.  What an adult does, so long as they don’t harm someone else, is none of our business.

That being said, with rights come responsibilities.  You have the right to sleep with whatever other adult you want to, and we don’t care as long as it’s a mutually agreed to endeavor.  Force someone into sex or involve a minor, and we will stomp a mudhole in your backside.  We believe that if an adult wishes to drink, smoke, or inject something to get high, that’s their right.  But if you neglect or abuse your kids because you’re stoned, or you climb behind the wheel and get into a wreck, you will be hung out to dry.

We pledge that if elected, we will start dismantling the parts of the government that want to tell you how to live your life.  But we are also going to dismantle the part of the government that is there to catch you when you fall.  If you exercise a right to live the way you want to live, however self-destructive that way of life may be, you shouldn’t expect the rest of society to pick up the pieces for you.

Ladies and gentlemen, for almost three generations, our nation has allowed itself to become more and more infantile in its relationship with government.  We have looked at the government as a parent, and that has to stop.  Social conservatives look for the parent-government to tell people what to do and what not to do.  Social liberals look for the parent-government to provide a safety net to save those who won’t save themselves.  That has to stop.  The purpose of government is to provide a commons for decision making and to protect the nation from threats from outside and from within. That’s it.

We look forward to working with the people of X to start to turn around the nanny-state and government intrusion into citizens’ lives.  We thank you for your time, and we hope that when you go to vote, you remember us.  Thank you.

Hee Hee Hee

Recently, I commented on the idiocy of a government provided online petition platform.  I supposed that it would basically turn into an AOL-ish hodge-podge of whatever celebrity cause was important that day.  

Drang, on the other hand, has a wonderful idea:  Use it to voice our displeasure with the administration and urge them to work towards real hope and change.

I don’t have a lot of confidence that the current administration, or any other administration for that matter, will listen.  But then again, jamming is a valid method of disrupting communications.  And don’t worry about being put on a government list.  We crossed that rubicon long ago.  So have fun with it!

Taxpayer

Emperor Obamadus stepped onto the sand of the coliseum.  His faithful guards of the Pressorian Guard parted to make way so that he could step into the ring they had formed around the taxpayers he wished to address.  He looked down his nose at them through the teleprompter that floated before his face.
“Rise, rise”, he said to the taxpayers who had been brought almost to their knees for him.  The Taxpayers wearily rose to their full height, the dust of the coliseum running in lines of sweat down their weathered faces.  The Emperor turned to the tall one who still wore his helmet.
“Your fame is well deserved, Norwegian.  My wife insists that you are Ayers reborn.  Or was it Chomsky?  No matter.  Why doesn’t the great hero of the people reveal himself and give us his name?” he said half interestedly, studying his nails as the words flowed across the teleprompter.
“My name is Taxpayer”, said the Norwegian as he turned his back and started to walk towards the barracks.
“How dare you turn your back on me?”, the Emperor whined.  “Slave!  You will remove your mask and tell me your name!”
The Norwegian slowly turned back towards the Emperor.  He took a deep breath, then reached up and slowly pulled his helmet off.  The Emperor took a step back upon seeing his face and the look of utter disdain upon it.
“I am DaddyBearus Scipio Americanus, Guardian of the Republic, veteran of campaigns in Germania and Dalmatia, and loyal servant to the true image of our nation Constitutionus Invictus.  Descendant of true immigrants who worked for a living, father to children who will toil their entire lives to pay for your excesses, husband to a disillusioned wife, and I will have my revenge, in this election or the next.” the Norwegian hissed, looking the Emperor in his widening eyes.
The Emperor blanched as his teleprompter cracked.  He quickly turned around and moved to the exit as quickly as he could without breaking into a run.
DaddyBearus nodded to the Pressorian Guards and walked with his fellow Taxpayers back to their place of dwelling.  Now that the Emperor knew that he still lived, the job of throwing him out of office had become both easier and more interesting.
With apologies to Ridley Scott and Russell Crowe.