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Great Minds Think Alike

A commission sponsored by Freedom Works has come out with a government austerity plan that would slash over 9 trillion dollars from the federal budget over the next decade.  They axe entire cabinet departments, get rid of Obamacare, and cut the pay for Congress if the budget is not balanced.

Sounds familiar.  I’ll await a call from the commission.

No Fooling?

Energy Secretary Chu testified yesterday that although he did his best to make sure that Solyndra was a rock solid company, he doesn’t expect to see much of the half a billion dollars he loaned to the company.  Apparently, it’s more important that the speculators who invested in the solar smoke-and-mirrors company deserve to get more of their money back before the taxpayers.  He also denied that political considerations made a difference in his decision.  I haven’t seen pictures or film of his testimony, but the image I have in my mind is him testifying while wearing a Solyndra tee shirt and drinking coffee from an “I Heart Democratic Donors” coffee mug.

You know, it’s sad that I’m not surprised by this kind of thing anymore. Both parties have been handing out money like they didn’t earn it for decades.  Wait a minute, never mind, they in fact did not earn it.  Anyway, the business plan for a lot of companies seems to be:

Step 1:  Give some money to politicians
Step 2:  Get a metric ton of money from politicians
Step 3:  Profit!
Step 4:  Golden Parachute!

Now y’all excuse me while I go try to figure out how I’m going to afford to pay the new taxes it’s going to take to pay off the debt we went into in order to give money to Solyndra and every other snake-oil salesman who could squawk “Green Energy” for the past few years.

I’m Available

Thomas Nelson over at The American Thinker is discussing possible candidates for vice-president on the Republican ticket next year.  He seems to favor either Marco Rubio or Condoleeza Rice.  I’m more familiar with Rice’s beliefs and accomplishments, but from what I can tell, Rubio would also make an excellent VP.  There are some who question whether or not he’s a natural-born citizen, but from what I’ve seen, he was born in the United States, has always lived in the United States, and seems to hold no allegiance to another country, so by my understanding of the Constitution, he’s a natural-born citizen.

Nelson assumes, of course, that Candidate X is a mid-west or north-eastern white guy who needs to balance the ticket with someone from the South and whose ancestors came from a more southerly latitude.  
If Herman Cain is Candidate X, I agree with Nelson that he’s going to need someone with foreign policy experience, but I don’t necessarily agree that his running mate will need to be of European ancestry.  Yeah, there will be people who won’t vote for a black man who doesn’t have a white running mate, but those people will have trouble voting for a black man no matter who he runs with.  
As for me, if I’m not the VP candidate, and I surely hope that Candidate X makes that call from the convention next summer (I’m not in the book, but I’m not that hard to find), then I don’t really care about the ethnic heritage of the candidate, so long as they fulfill the constitutional requirements for being president.  I’d vote for Cain/Rice just as easily as I would hold my nose and vote Perry/Pawlenty or Romney/Gingrich, so long as their platform and stated plans for the country conform with what I believe and think is important for the president to do.  
Which is another thought – Why aren’t people considering the current Republican candidates who might not win to be the VP  candidate?  It worked for Kennedy and Reagan, so why not for Cain, Romney,  or Perry?
But I really want to be the VP.  I’ve trained my whole life to be someone’s attack dog, and this is my one shot at the big time.  Like I said, I’m just waiting for the call.

A Prayer

Dear Lord,  please watch over our President today as he travels across the waters to Hawaii, Indonesia, and Australia.
Help his pilots to find a smooth path for him and help his ground crew to make sure his aircraft is in good working order for the entire trip.
Lord, please keep him safe from accident, illness, and an assassin’s bullet
I ask this in your name Lord, because I really don’t want this guy in charge of the country:

Amen

Another One Leaves the White House

Reggie Love, President Obama’s personal aide and dog robber, has announced that he will be leaving the White House shortly.  This begs the question:  Now that his personal assistant has quit, who will be sitting in the Love seat for President Obama?

Thank you, I’ll be here all week.  Tip your wait staff.

Seriously, though, a lot of people are walking away from the current administration a year before the election.  Either the president wants to shake out his staff so he can try to have a gang buster year going into the election, or their spidey sense is telling them to jump ship while they can.

Holiday Taxes

The news media and blogosphere are alight today because of a new 15 cent ‘fee’ that’s being assessed on every real Christmas tree sold in the United States.  The Department of Agriculture says it will use the money to pay for a commission that will promote the use of fresh trees over artificial ones.  Here at Casa de Oso, we have been using a fresh tree for several years, but have an old artificial tree up in the attic.  So I guess you could say we are agnostic on the whole “fresh versus artificial” debate.

Officials in the Ag Department don’t seem to think that adding an additional 15 cents added to the wholesale cost of a tree is going to do anything to sales, so I guess they forgot that companies tend to collect government taxes and fees, not pay them.

So what other holiday traditions could be use a little government funded booster club?

  • American Flags – Let’s be real here, kids.  A lot of people have stopped flying the flag, even on special holidays like Memorial Day or Independence Day.  Every year, thousands of miniature flags are purchased to decorate graves.  If the government could just get a few cents off of every flag sale, then a campaign could be set up to remind people that if they want to fly the flag, Walmart still sells them.
  • Pumpkins – A lot of people are buying those resin or ceramic jack-o’-lanterns for Halloween, and that’s bound to cut into business for our nation’s squash producers.  A propaganda campaign of commercials during the network news every evening during the month of October could be paid for by charging a few cents per pound for every real pumpkin sold.
  • Candy at Easter and Halloween – This is another untapped gold mine.  Millions of jelly beans, candy eggs, peanut butter filled bats, and much more are purchased every year.  A fee of just a penny per piece would fund radio ads of just the sound of JayG opening a Zagnut on Vicious Circle for the entire year.  It would be a boon for dentists, and if this works, we might not have to pass a fat tax to keep kids from eating all that junk food.
  • Turkeys – Let’s face it, tofurkey and other alternatives for Christmas and Thanksgiving are eating into the gobbler lobbies bottom line, and that’s un-American.  A fee on every bird sold could pay for pop-up ads on foodie websites reminding people that Columbus ate turkey on his way to the new world aboard the Mayflower or something.  Come on, who wants to eat ham for Christmas anyway?  It’s just not Kosher.
  • Champagne and other booze – I have it on good authority that there are actually people who have the energy on December 31 to stay up until all hours of the night, drinking large quantities of liquor and champagne, just so that they can sing a song and then drink some more.  This untapped source of government revenue could fund billboards reminding everyone to stop off for a six pack on their way home from this party.  It’s not like we tax booze in this country, right?  What’s that?  Oh we do?  Well, then we’ll call it the “Champagne Charge”.

As you can see, the government has a lot of methods for separating us with just a little more money in order to convince us to buy things we were going to buy anyway.

Update – Corrected “15%” to “15 cent”.  Thanks to Ruth for catching that!  DaddyBear reading comprehension fail!

Stump Speech

This is a transcript of the speech that Vice-Presidential Candidate DaddyBear gave at the beginning of a town hall meeting held at the community center in Grand Forks, North Dakota.

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining me here tonight.  I appreciate all of you making it out to speak with me in the face of weather like this.  Who would have thought there’d be a snow storm in North Dakota in March?  In saying this, I apologize for our campaign manager’s inability to look at a calendar.  Just kidding Harv!  For those of you don’t know him, Harv there at the back of the hall is our campaign manager.  Harv was a Marine sniper, and after the past few months, he’s started getting the thousand yard stare.

Anyway, before we open up the floor to your questions, I’d like to speak about something that’s become kind of a theme for Candidate X and me: The hard right over the easy wrong.

This is something that Candidate X and I learned while we served in our military, but it applies to just about everything we all do every day.  The principle is this:  It is better to choose to do the right thing, no matter how hard or painful it is, than it is to do the easy thing that happens to be the wrong thing to do.

Examples of this include choosing to save up money to buy a new refrigerator instead of putting one on credit and paying usurous levels of interest on it.  It could mean choosing to take hard sciences and engineering courses in college rather than getting a liberal arts degree so that when you graduate you are more likely to get that high paying job we all aspire to.

It can also mean living on what most Americans would consider a shoe-string budget in order to live within your means, even after you get that job with the big bucks, and save up enough money so that when bad things happen, you can stand on your own two feet.

In the military, one way that this was expressed was a tradition we had in the order in which our soldiers ate.  The lowest ranking soldier eats first, followed by the next up in rank, and so on until the unit commander eats last.  I was taught that this came out of a problem during World War I, where sometimes not enough food would be sent up to the front lines for everyone to eat as much as they wanted to, so some leaders were making sure they got their fill before allowing the lower soldiers access to the food.  What ended up happening was that the privates on the sticky end of the stick ended up not getting much to eat, or sometimes nothing at all, while the officers and senior NCO’s got their fill.  If you flip that and put the needs of your subordinates first, then you eat last, but you’ll make damn sure that there’s enough food for everyone.  It only takes a couple of times for a commander to eat half a cup of scraps before he starts raising hell to get more food sent up.

So that’s the hard right over the easy wrong.  You choose to do something that might be unpleasant because it is right, even though it might be much harder to do than doing the wrong thing, or doing nothing.

We bring this up because our country has been choosing the easy wrong for far too long in a lot of things.

  • Got poor people in your country?  It’s too hard to educate them so that they can compete for good jobs and to encourage industries that will employ them and pay them a days wage for a days work.  We’ll just print money and give them free stuff so they won’t have an incentive to get that education or find that good job.  
  • Got some gold plated piece of military hardware that you think you need, but if you’re honest, you’ll admit that you really just want it because it’s sexier than buying better rifles, or uniforms, or trucks, or ships, or fighter planes for your servicemembers that are an evolution of existing stuff?  Then make sure you spread the design and manufacturing around the country to get congressional support and get a fat contract out the door for something that might deliver in a decade.  It’s too hard to just replace and incrementally upgrade existing hardware, and besides, there’s not as much money in that.
  • Have companies that didn’t do the right thing, got themselves in a whole mess of trouble financially, and now are threatening to throw thousands of voters out of work just prior to an election?  Easy, just put the full faith and credit of the nation behind a select group of companies in order to make sure the factories and banks stay open, and we’ll figure out how to pay for it when the grandkids start paying taxes.  It’s too hard to look a CEO in the eye, call them a fool, and let the economy and the market figure it out.

What we’re saying is that we’ve been doing the wrong thing because it’s easier than taking our medicine and doing the right thing for so long that now all of the bills are coming due and we can’t pay them.  Our government’s debt is skyrocketing, and it will take decades to climb out of the hole it took decades for us to dig, even if we start now.

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for the grown-ups to take over again in America.  It’s time we got out of bed, looked ourselves in the mirror, admitted we can’t go on like this, and got on with the business of righting our countries financial ship.

We need to cut our spending as deeply and responsibly as we can.  We need to look at each and every line in the federal budget, assuming that we can get one in Congress this year, and not ask “Why should I cut this?” but rather “Will the country fail if I cut this?”.  If the answer to that question is No, then it needs to be taken out.  We need to be honest with ourselves about the limits of our ability to pay for everyone else on the planet, including our own able-bodied citizens.  We need to go back to the basics of government, and get rid of all the luxuries we’ve strapped onto the back of taxpayers since the Roosevelt administration.  We need to return the powers and responsibilities that the federal government has assumed to the state and local authorities wherever we can, and let them figure out how to do things in a way that works for their particular needs.

It’s not going to be easy, and it’s probably not going to be a lot of fun.  But it’s the right thing to do, and if any country can do it, it’s ours.  We draw from the traditions, cultures, and ideas of every country on the planet when we try to find solutions.  We are not beholden to centuries of “That’s just the way we do it here” inertial thinking, at least not yet.  If we don’t do it soon, we run the risk of losing our ability to remember that there is a better way, and we have the ability, the right, and the responsibility to change.

Thank you for your patience and your time.  Let’s switch this over to the question and answer part of this shindig.  And just to answer the questions that always seem to be come up at these things, let me just say these things to begin with:

  1. Dressing right
  2. On my right hip, at about 3:30
  3. 1911
  4. .45 ACP
  5. Minnesota Vikings or Washington Redskins
  6. I don’t like the designated hitter
  7. Like I like my women:  Strong and Sweet

So, what are your questions?

Glorious People’s Gathering Shuts Down Capitalist Port

TASS has been authorized to report that the glorious People’s Protesting Collective (West Coast, Bay Area) has been successful in stopping the day to day operation of  capitalist activity at the Port of Oakland in the worker’s paradise of Northern California.  Many petit bourgeois operators of freight hauling trucks were either kept from leaving the port with cargo or entering it in the first place.  Cries that they were only small businessmen themselves went unheeded as our brothers and sisters in socialism exthorted them to burn their trucks and take their place on a barricade.  Local officials of the running-dog city government have continued their wise cooperation with the will of the proletariat, even to the point of allowing a large banner extolling the wonders of a people’s revolution to be hung from the walls of City Hall.

Loyal allies in the labor movement have taken to the airwaves provided by the People’s Propaganda and Information Bureaus, expressing their support for the brave revolutionaries:

The members “are supporting the concerns raised by Occupy Oakland and the Occupy movement to speak up for the 99 percent and against the corporate greed that is wrecking America.”

Protests are sweeping across America in sympathy with the brave revolutionaries of the Bay Area.  In New York, protesters took time out from their valuable drumming activities to smoke a bowl in solidarity with their West Coast brethren.  Michael Moore, glorious veteran of the hearts and minds campaign, has announced the he will be fasting for three consecutive minutes this weekend in protest of the reactionary response of the Oakland police department in breaking up a peaceful bonfire in the public square.

In unrelated news, peaceful protesters peacefully broke windows at several banks and an upscale grocery store before peacefully spray-painting peaceful slogans calling for the peaceful death of capitalists while peacefully gathering trash receptacles to create the peaceful bonfire mentioned earlier in this report.

Tonight, as we listen to the Internationale and read our nightly passage from Marx, let us all keep our heroes of the Occupy movement in our thoughts as they fight against those who want to make and keep the filthy lucre that they ‘earned’ by choosing a paying occupation, working hard, and investing wisely.

Bouncing along the bottom

The Federal Reserve announced today that it believes that while the economy will continue to grow over the next two years, it will do so at a very slow rate.  They’ve dropped their estimates for economic growth to about 1.6 percent this year and about 2.5 percent next year.  Unemployment is expected to stay above 8 percent for the foreseeable future.

The Fed has pretty much shot its bolt on anything other than psychological help anyway.  With interest rates already at or near zero, there’s really nothing they can do to give an incentive to the private sector to produce and consume.   Look for Bernanke and friends to keep doing their rhetorical human pyramids and backflips for the next few quarters, or at least until the people who actually produce figure out a way to create jobs and make money without their help.

Remember, folks, these are the government’s economic cheerleaders talking here.  Part of their job is to help boost confidence in the economy and health of the nation.  They’re probably feeling heat from the rest of the government to give as rosy a picture as they can.  If they’re expecting the economy to stay sluggish for at least the next couple of years, we’re probably boned.

Impressive

The high-speed rail project that would allow someone to get on a train in San Fransisco and get off in San Diego got re-planned and re-costed recently:

The California High-Speed Rail Authority released a new business plan Tuesday that stretches out construction time and triples the project’s estimated cost.

OK, no problem, I understand that no plan ever comes in on time and under budget when taxpayers foot the bill.  Tripling the cost is troublesome, but progress is never cheap.
Service from San Francisco to Anaheim was originally scheduled to begin in 2020 but that could be put off until 2034, with other parts of the system completed first.
Wow, we’re not going to see this thing at work until I’m in my 60’s.  But they’re at least making progress on the shorter legs already, aren’t they?

Even before the first shovel of dirt has turned, the cost estimates have nearly tripled.

Are you kidding me?  You’ve tripled your costs to almost $100 billion, don’t expect this thing to be useful until my grandchildren are out of college, and you haven’t even started digging yet?
I must say, I’m impressed.  This is incompetence on a scale that boggles the mind.  You’re looking to spend billions upon billions of our dollars over the next two and a half decades so that someone can go from the Embarcadero to DisneyLand.  
These ‘planners’ need to be either pilloried or put up for a medal.  It must take a lifetime of “How can I screw the taxpayer today?” to come up with a scheme like this.  My hat is off to them.  I’m really interested to see if the taxpayers in California get out their torches and pitchforks over this.
And if I’m overwhelmed by this, I can’t wait to see the cost in money and time it will take for Obama’s proposed fast rail system between large cities in the mid-west.  The over/under is probably 30 years and $1 trillion.  Anyone want a piece of that action?