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Quote of the Day

“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring–it was peace.” — Milan Kundera

In memory of Shadow, my 125 pound lap dog, guardian of my children, and helper in all things great and small, 2001 to 2013.

Rules for Moonshine the Wonder Pup

  • I can either be your best friend or I can be a real SOB.
    • Your choice.
  • No humping the other dogs.
    • Anyone who humps the other dogs is going to spend a night in the box.
  • No eating plastic jars of technicolor paint.
    • Anyone caught eating plastic jars of paint is going to get hosed off in the yard and then spend a night in the box.
  • No rolling around in the cat box.
    • Anyone who rolls around in the cat box is going to get hosed off in the yard and then sleep out there.
  • No biting your brother on the cheek to get his attention.
    • Anyone caught biting his brother on the cheek to get his attention will get no sympathy when said brother bites you in the ass.
  • No cornering the Siamese because you want to play.
    • Anyone caught cornering the Siamese will get no sympathy when you find out she’s sharp and pointy in multiple places.
  • Now, you run off once, you’re gonna get a leash and a collar.
  • You run off twice, in the dark, you’re going to get an international orange reflective collar and leash.
  • You’re not going to need a third leash and collar, because you’re gonna get your mind right, and I do mean – right.

Overheard in the Hallway

The scene – The hallway in an American suburban residence at approximately 4 AM on New Year’s Day.

Annya, softly pawing at the door to a bedroom – “Hey, open the door please.  I’d like to come in.”

Moonshine – “Hi!  I’m the puppy!”

Annya – “I know.  Leave me alone.”

Moonshine – “Whatcha doing?”

Annya – “I’m trying to get into this bedroom so I can cuddle up with Girlie Bear.  It’s kind of chilly in the house, and I want to warm up.”

Moonshine – “I know!  It’s really chilly tonight!  You know what I do when I get cold?  I run around in circles to warm up!  Like this!”

Annya – “Stop that.  You’re going to wake up the whole house, and we’ll all have to sleep in the basement.”

Moonshine – “Hey!  I can help you!  I’ll get the girl to wake up and open her door so we can both sleep in there.   She has a great rug in there!   I love the way that one corner tastes! HEY!  WAKE UP!  LET US IN!”

Annya, visibly annoyed – “Stop it!  You’re getting us in trouble!  Go away!”

Moonshine – “Well, that didn’t work!  Hey, I know!  Let’s play and then we’ll both get warm!”

Annya – “Look, freak, I said to go away!  Leave me alone!”

Moonshine – “Aw come on!  It’s fun!  Hey, can I play “Catch my tail” with your tail?  It’s lots of fun!”

Annya – “DON’T TOUCH ME!  GET AWAY FROM ME!”

Moonshine – “I got your tail!  I got your tail!”

Annya – “I’LL KILL YOU YOU LITTLE FLOPPY EARED BASTARD!  I’M GONNA CUT YOU FOUR TYPES OF BAD!  LONG, DEEP, WIDE, AND OFTEN!  YOU WANNA DANCE?  LET’S DANCE!”

At this point, I got out of bed, put the dog back in his kennel, and banished Annya to the basement for the rest of the night.  Happy freaking New Year.

Picture of the Day – Progress

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That’s probably the closest Shadow has let Moonshine get to him without growling, barking, or going off to pout.  They’re not bosom buddies, but it’s progress.

It is good that he is so cute….

for that may have saved his life on many occasions in his short life.

 

Puppy Pictures

OK, can’t help myself.  Going to have to put up some cute puppy pictures.  Irish Woman is getting quite a few really good pics of Moonshine*, and I thought I’d share.

He fell asleep almost as soon as I handed him to Irish Woman when we picked him up

This was the only way he would relax on the drive home. Of course, once the puppy fell asleep, so did Boo.

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Bluegrass has been very accepting of the little guy. Shadow isn’t so sure about this whole thing, but he’ll come around eventually.

*Yes, we have dogs named Bluegrass and Moonshine.  Hey, it’s Kentucky.

He is fuzzy, playful, and spoiled rotten.  But I’m pretty sure he was that way when we got him.  The family we got him from has 10 children, so I’m guessing the puppies got passed from kid to kid to kid.  He’s six weeks old, and is still very careful to stay where he can see us.  We’re working on crate training, but the older dogs get very upset when he starts crying in the kennel, and they make a heck of a lot more noise than he does.

Oh well, if it wasn’t madness around here, it would get boring pretty quick.

A Definition

Asymmetric Warfare – The situation where the puppy decides that he isn’t going to have any success in getting hold of your hand and biting it during playtime and decides to just bite you on the nose instead.

The New War Dog

DaddyBear the Minivandian halted his noble steed, SilverRust.  The magic box of positioning, as well as the scroll of directions he had brought with him, told him that he had reached his destination.  That day he, along with his mate the Lady of Eyre, his son The Young Prince, and his daughter Listens To Stories, had travelled far from his abode in a quest to acquire a new dog of war.  His two long time companions, Turf of Azure and Walks in Darkness, were still strong and reliable, but their long years of service were beginning to tell on them.  While they still had their vigor, he wished to bring a new hound into the family.  By so doing, the older dogs would teach the younger about loyalty, honor, and duty, and the younger dog would help to bring energy to them.

So my lord DaddyBear had journeyed far.  First, his clan had travelled to the Town of Elizabeth, there to purchase provisions.  Next, they had braved the Field of the Litch.  The Minivandian had placed strong counter-curses against the undead on SilverRust, but even so, he kept a weather eye out for the damned as they transited that plain.  Finally, they approached their destination, the Burrow of the Drakes.  There lived the master of hounds with whom DaddyBear and the Lady of Eyre had arranged a deal for a new hound of battle.

Upon dismounting from SilverRust, the Minivandian was immediately confronted with a fully grown male war dog.  His copper-colored coat shone in the sunlight, and the menace of his challenge was made apparent by the rapid wagging of his tail.  DaddyBear offered his mighty hand to the hound, who sniffed it, and after ascertaining the identity of the Minivandian, offered friendship by kissing the palm.

Just as the Minivandian was beginning to pat the sentinel on his head, the Master of Hounds emerged from his manor.

“Welcome, my lord!  Your reputation as a warrior and fair dealer is only eclipsed by your punctuality!  I have for you a wonderful pup of a mighty set of war dogs.” he said.  From behind his back, he brought forth a small bundle of fur.

The pup was as black as the soul of a necromancer, and had eyes the color of old oak.  As the Minivandian took him into his hands for inspection, he awoke and uttered a guttural muttering.  DaddyBear answered the dog in turn, impressed that such a young dog would know even this rudimentary battle talk.  Further inspection of the pup showed that he had strong limbs and neck, that he was well fed, and that his teeth were small but sharp.  DaddyBear also noticed that his outer coat, which normally would have been the same color as the soft inner coat, was streaked with silver.

Noticing my lord’s attention to the coat, the Master of Hounds chuckled and explained “His mother is of the new breed of silver hounds, while his father was of the coppery brown variety.  Between them, they had 10 pups in the litter.  Three were silver, four were brown, one was the color of spun gold, and two are black as midnight in a mine.  This one was the largest of the bunch.  He is the color of his father’s grandfather, who could walk in the moonlight and still not be seen, but has hints of his mother’s lineage as well.  The wizards tell me that dogs of this kind are proof against werewolves and the undead, as the silver in their fur is anathema to those damnable creatures.  Of course, it’s not as powerful as the dogs with a coat of all silver, but it is indeed a boon to the dog and his master.”

DaddyBear grunted his appreciation.  Such a dog would be handy in his regular hunts for the undead on his lands.  Looking deep into the small dog’s eyes, he saw the glowing of a warrior hound’s soul.  The fire he saw in the dog’s eyes told him all that he needed to know.  This would be a worthy companion.

My lord DaddyBear handed the pup over to the Lady of Eyre, who began to cast her spell of images so that far away family would see the new addition to the household.  Listens to Stories and the Young Prince began to pet the young war dog.  DaddyBear and the Master of Hounds walked to a small table to settle the price and complete the purchase of the dog.  After such, the Master of Hounds called in the high whistle of his craft, and two war dogs, one silver and one copper, came running from behind the manor.  The silver one was obviously the mother of the small pup.  The other dog, who stood taller than the Young Prince at the shoulder and whose chest was broader than that of the Minivandian, was the father.  The Minivandian cocked an eyebrow at the Master of Hounds, who grinned broadly.

“This is Samson, who has been my companion and sire of strong pups for many years.  Fortunate you are that you chose the largest of his progeny.  The wizards tell me that your young pup may grow to be as large as him.”

The Minivandian smiled as well.  Such a hound would be a great asset in battle.  He hoped that the prediction of the wizards would come true.  Of course, if the dog should prove to be such a beast as was expected, he could also be used as a mount for the Young Prince for several seasons, which would bring happiness not only to his son, but also to his mother.

The pup was brought forward so that his mother and father could give him blessings, and then the Minivandian packed his family back into SilverRust to begin their journey home.  Many adventures did they have as they passed through the Field of the Litch, and the silver dusting in the coat of the new dog did indeed work to keep the undead away from DaddyBear’s clan.  Upon arrival at their home, a joyous meeting of the hounds occurred.  Both Walks in Darkness and Turf of Azure accepted the young pup, who was given the name Water of Fire in recognition of his origin in the land of the firedrakes.

That night, as my lord DaddyBear sat down to enjoy his evening refreshment, the young pup whined to be held.  Setting the bundle of fur on to his lap, DaddyBear reflected on the coming years of battle with this new hound.  He smiled as he thought about the hunts for undead souls, battles against the unholy hordes, and long watches in the cold woods he would enjoy with this dog.  Scratching the pup gently behind the ears, he uttered the battle talk, reciting the blessing of a new warrior.

Many years did Water of Fire serve DaddyBear the Minivandian.  Many legends tell of the black war dog with the look of silver dust upon his coat, who could chase down and subdue both the horned cattle of the prairie and the undead marauders of the forest.  When my lord DaddyBear grew old and passed his armor and mighty sword onto his sons and daughter, also did he pass on this massive war hound, and in his old age he enjoyed showing his grandchildren how to speak with and direct him.  He particularly enjoyed telling them the tales of his adventures with the dog, but those are stories for later.

Now let me tell you tales of high adventure….

Photos of the Day

By the way, 60 ears of corn and two quarts of green beans off the vine make 14 quarts of corn and beans for the canner.

Boo finally starts earning his keep

Turkey sandwiches are the basis of their relationship

Thought for the Day

When you own a Siamese cat, you have to remember these facts:

    50% of the time, the cat will have no interest in you, whether or not they are conscious.
    30% of the time, they will demand your attention. Maybe they’re hungry, or need body warmth, or just need an itch scratched, but it is not about you.
    20% of the time, they will pay attention to you. Of course they will do it because they see you as prey, but you should take what you can get.