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Christmas Pictures – Part 3

Third time is the charm!

Baby, it’s cold outside

All I want for Christmas is you

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart

Today’s Earworm

Stuart was making his way down the sidewalk a few paces in front of me. A cold wind coming down from the hills that ringed the city blew an odd bit of trash down the dirty, snow-covered street next to us. In the dim light of the full moon, I could see it was a discarded MRE wrapper, probably from one of the aid convoys that had arrived a few days before.

I swept my eyes at the broken windows and roofs across the street for what felt like the thousandth time since we’d stepped out of an alley half a mile back. Snipers almost never made their way down this far into town, but I couldn’t see far enough out into the hills for it to matter, and I had to look at something in between looking for a place to take cover every few seconds.

The wind caught the sweat running down the back of my neck, bringing a chill down my spine. Steam was starting to stream off the curly hair below Stuart’s watch cap, so he was feeling it too.

At my feet, the faint glow of a gas lamp came through a crack in the old curtains someone had hung against a basement window. The locals came out during the day, especially if there was fog, but there wasn’t any food or fuel to be scavenged at this hour. The stumps of trees that used to line the street, cut off as low as they could to gather something to keep folks warm, didn’t offer anything to them after dark, either.

Only fools and people up to no good were out and about after dark. I’m still not sure which category best fit us.

I was glad Stuart didn’t take a moment to look around while my legs were silhouetted, though. Drawing someone’s attention wasn’t a good idea just then.

We came to an intersection with a bigger road, wide enough that there was a cement median in the center. Under the light of the moon, I could see a few dark spots in the concrete where potshots from the hills tagged someone recently.

Another shiver ran down my spine as I strained to see any movement first to our right, then our left.

A distant thunder broke the silence, followed a few seconds later by the crash of something getting hit a few blocks away.

Stuart took a knee in the last doorway, disappearing into the deeper shadow. I did my best to blend into the sidewalk a few steps behind him. We both did our best to look up and down both roads while we caught our breath and waited to see what would happen next. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw the little sliver of light behind us wink out.

“South of us,” Stuart breathed out quietly. “Half a click or so?”

He couldn’t see me, but I shrugged. “Far enough, but too close. How much further?”

Stuart opened his mouth to answer, but then stopped and looked to his right.

A sound, piercing the quiet darkness, carried on the wind as another shell crumped into the city. Music, played on violin or something like that, came from the opposite direction of where the mortars were landing.

We stayed still and listened, both to the tune and for the sound of shots or impacts getting closer. Far off, we heard the staccato firing of some rifles, a couple more explosions, then nothing but the music. My breath came out in little puffs as we waited to see if the folks up in the hills had run out of shells or had just gotten bored.

I saw Stuart’s smile in the moonlight as he pushed off from his doorstep and start jogging across the intersection.

“God rest ye merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay……” His low tenor rose to echo off of the pockmarked buildings around us.

Cursing under my breath, I moved to keep up. Hopefully, we’d be at our destination and safely warming ourselves next to a fire before the musician finished his carol.

Christmas Pictures – Part 2

Here is the second batch of MidJourney pictures generated from a few lyrics of Christmas carols.

What do you all think?

I’m dreaming, of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know….

I’ll be home for Christmas

Grandma got run over by a reindeer, walking home from our house Christmas Eve

Christmas Pictures – Part 1

I’ve been playing about with MidJourney a bit more lately. It’s better than endlessly scrolling when writing just isn’t going to work.

Anyway, I got the bright idea to do a series of posts showing what the tool can do from short prompts. Usually, I give it a few sentences worth of description, but this time, all I’m giving is a line or two from a Christmas carol.

Here’s what the first batch gave me, along with the prompt I used to generate the image:

Walking in a Winter Wonderland….

Santa Claus is Coming to Town

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

Jingle bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the Way!

I’ll have more over the next few days.

Intrusive Thoughts

Life’s full of those wonderful, little moments. This morning is one of them.

It’s that moment when breakfast is cooked, served, and cleaned up. The wife and boy child are off to do whatever it is they have planned.

You take that first sip on a hot cup of coffee, and reflect on how a quiet, peaceful Saturday will do you good. A good day to start the Christmas deep clean, maybe do a little baking. She Who Shall Not Be Named specifically asked about sandbakel, and I need to find my krumkake iron.

Then, that little voice, the one with the undetermined, vaguely Eastern European accent, pipes up and says “Do we have any beets? Today would be a good day for krasniy borsch, or maybe hand made pierogies.”

Then a different voice says, this time in a distinctly Bavarian accent, “Or maybe you could look up a recipe for leberkase? We haven’t had that in years!”

And then, a deep voice, redolent of Juhla Mokka and Lapin Kulta says just one word: “Karjalanpiirakka”.

Sigh. I’ll finish the coffee and then see how motivated I really am.

Today’s Earworm

Today’s Earworm

Breakfast is fluffy,
And I’m a little scruffy

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

A waffle shaped like Texas!

An Open Letter

To the city ‘leadership’ of Louisville and surrounding communities –

Dear Sir and/or Madam,

I am writing this to you as a stranger in your strange land. I have lived among you for quite some time, and I have this to say, and I say it with all the love and respect I can muster:

Please, for the love of God, get a grip.

It is December. December is, as we say up north, a winter month.

During the winter, it is not normal for it to rain. Rain in December is never a good thing. Normal weather, during this most chilly part of the year, is for the rain to freeze into what experts call ‘snow’.

Snow, being heavier than air, will fall from the sky. If it’s big snow, it floats down. If small, it comes down quite quickly.

But down it shall come, and that is both normal and a good thing.

How could frozen water coming down and covering the county in a layer of confusing white stuff that cannot be smoked, snorted, or injected for fun and profit be a good thing, I hear you ask.

Well, children, snow, being translucent, masks both the sight and smell of your more… savory bits of real estate here in Indiucky. Think of it as clean frosting spread across the ‘cake’ of Louisville.

If managed properly, it is not a danger, and should bring feelings of whimsy and wonder to children of all ages. You don’t get snow often enough, and what you do get melts off in a few days, for you to get that North Dakota “If one more flake either falls from the sky or asks me if I think it’ll warm up this week, I’m going to lose my everloving mind and end up on the 11 o’clock news” feeling.

You should enjoy these brief, infrequent episodes of real winter weather, not use them an example of the pending apocalypse.

Yes, the expected 3 to 5 inches of snow will snarl traffic. I’ll even agree that making the 4 AM decision to close schools, should the roads be as bad as your feverish imaginations think they will be, is a prudent measure in furtherance of public safety.

But calling school at 8 PM the night before, when the first bits of geometric ice art haven’t even fallen, leads me to make this request.

How are our children to learn what anticipation is when they go to bed knowing that tomorrow they can sleep in? Their futures will be less productive if they do not master the skill of getting up at 5:30 AM to find out whether or not they have to trudge out into the frozen wastes to catch the bus or if they can sit at home, eat sugary cereal, and watch cartoons all day?

Please, get a grip. Do it for the children.

Author’s note – If it’s just barely too cold for it to properly rain, and frozen water falls from the sky as little hard pellets, that’s ice, and I fully support proactive decisions. With the state of your infrastructure, it’s quite likely that power will be out come the morn, bringing about the collapse of your society for at least a few hours. When we’re fending off the hordes drawn to such chaos, we will not have time to listen to the whacky morning radio programs to see if the little darlings need to pack up their schoolbags instead of reloading magazines and preparing field dressings.

Thought for the Day

Brothers and sisters, when you realize that you need a break from being in the house on a chilly December night, it’s a good idea to start up the old go-go machine and tool on down the road a bit. Just you, the road, and whatever audiobook or podcast you choose to indulge in.

It’s an even better idea to treat yourself with a milkshake. Something sweet and rich to pick up your spirits and bring back remedies of better times always helps.

However, should you find yourself in the situation where a few drops of said milkshake go down the wrong tube when you take a sip, just cough it out while you safely bring your vehicle to the side of the road and stop.

Do not fight it, causing your eyes to water. Because when your eyes water, your nose might start to run, just a little. And when your nose starts to run, just a little, you will sneeze.

And if you sneeze with a mouthful of vanilla milkshake when it’s dark and 31 degrees out and you’re going 45 miles an hour down a two-lane country road, it is a stone cold pain to clean off your steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield with four cheap napkins.

Yeah, good times. Good times.

Thought for the Day