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30 Days of Twain – Day 10

I haven’t a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever.

Today’s Earworm

Quote of the Day

San Fransisco….
The only place where you can buy medicinal marijuana…
But you can’t buy a Happy Meal…

— Officer Smith

News Roundup

  • From the “Progress” Department – The Nuclear Regulatory Commission has approved the first license to construct a nuclear reactor in the United States since 1978.  Two new reactors will be added to an existing nuclear power plant in Georgia.  I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of hippies cried out in terror, then were silenced.  The new reactors are scheduled to come online in 2017, but to be honest, I don’t expect to see them in this decade.  Beyond the normal overruns in time and money, I’m sure that massive amounts of time and money will be spent in court over this.
  • From the “Parents Behaving Badly” Department – A father in Ohio has been arrested for child abuse after putting his three year old son in a running dryer.  Apparently he thought a little time on the permanent press cycle would teach the boy a lesson.  I suggest he be locked inside a dryer for a few hours until he’s a nice medium rare.  In related news, a Louisville woman has been arrested after punching her 10 year old child during anger management counselling.  Yeah, because nothing says “I love you” like a black eye.   At least now we know why she needs the counselling. 
  • From the “Drug War” Department – Authorities in Mexico have seized 15 tons of methamphetamine in a raid near Guadalajara.  That’s mind boggling.  I wonder how many people they had to hire to pop enough Sudafed out of those little cards to make that much meth.  Someone at the Walgreens in Guadalajara has a bit of explaining to do.  It’s not like people outside the reach of our drug warriors could get hold of tons of pharmaceutical grade ingredients and then smuggle the finished product across our southern border.
  • From the “Valentine’s Surprise” Department – A restaurant in Oregon is offering to deliver a “Salamigram” to sweethearts for St. Valentine’s Day.  I think this is a good idea, because nothing says “I love you” like smoked meat.  The last time I sent a salamigram to a young lady she….. never mind.

Shaking in their Boots

News reports in the past few months have shown forces loyal to the Assad regime using tanks, APC’s, and artillery as tools to suppress dissent.  Mixed up in the fighting between government troops and opposition fighters are the normal group of non-combatants.  No-one should be surprised that a tyrant like Assad has no qualms about erasing entire city blocks to destroy opposition, no matter the collateral damage to civilians.

The United Nations High Commissioner for Human Rights has suggested that leaders of the Syrian government and military should be referred to the International Criminal Court for crimes against humanity. 

I’m sure the threat of being drug into a courtroom at the Hague is making Assad consider pulling back his T-72’s and unloading his BM-21’s.  He must be up to all hours of the night staring off into the distance in fear over the possibility that he might have to get a lawyer.

The war crimes trials in Nuremberg and elsewhere after World War II set a precedent that those who do not follow the law of war when dealing with civilians and non-combatants can expect punishment after the war is over.  The hope seemed to be that the example of watching war criminals go to prison or the gallows would encourage future combatants to make sure they don’t slaughter civilians or be overly harsh to POW’s.

So, how’s that worked for us?

In my lifetime alone, we’ve seen mass extermination of civilians in Cambodia, man-made mass starvation in Africa and North Korea, the use of chemical weapons against civilians in Iraq, the massacre of combatants and non-combatants during uprisings in Iraq, Iran, Libya, Syria, and other Mid-East countries, use of rape and concentration camps to ethnically cleanse civilian populations in the Balkans, and the slaughter of thousands of peaceful protesters in China.

Does anyone actually think that the possibility of being drug into court even occurred to the politicians and soldiers who carried out these attrocities?  I doubt it.

What went through their minds was probably something along the lines of “These people are an obstacle to me.  I need them to stop being an obstacle.  What is the easiest way for me to remove that obstacle?”.  They didn’t consider the humanity or value of the people they were hurting.  They sometimes tried to cover up their crimes, but that was done more to avoid publicity, not prosecution.

So what deters criminals?  In my humble opinion, the only thing that successfully convinces people who want to rape and pillage their way to power or to keep power is force. Naked, brutal, swift, and accurate application of massive force administered in the most public and sticky way available.

We kept Saddam Hussein from bombing Kurds and Shiite Arab civilians by flying CAP over his country for a decade.  We stopped the war in the Balkans by putting tanks and soldiers between the combatants and promising to kick the first bastard who raised a hand directly in the teeth.  When we sat on the sidelines and moaned about the injustice of it all, millions of people in North Korea starved to death because their political masters refuse to change their methods and Tiananmin Square got depopulated with tanks and machine guns.

Yes, dictators who kill their own people can end up in court, either at the hands of their own people like Hussein or at the Hague like Milosevic, but that happened years after the crimes. People like that really don’t care about what happens in a decade.  They concentrate on keeping power until next year, and they’re willing to do what’s necessary, no matter the cost, to keep it.

If you want to either prevent or stop the unjust killing of civilians and other non-combatants, you have to apply force, and be willing to keep applying it until the offender stops and gives up the means to start back up.

The same is true for any criminal.  When was the last time you heard about someone saying “I stopped robbing liquor stores because I was worried about going back to prison?” or “I was going to break into that house and rape the woman who lives there, but that’s a long stretch in the big house, and I don’t want to do that.”?

No, you don’t.    What you hear is “I don’t go to Virginia to rob people, they have guns.”, or “I saw the group of guys coming at me, so I put my hand on my gun and made eye contact with them and they changed direction and left.”.

Thugs, either those in charge of armies or those walking our streets, don’t respect or fear being brought into court.  Thugs respect and fear force, and if you want to make them stop, you have to be willing to apply it.

30 Days of Twain – Day 9

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.

My Take – Babies are cute and sweet so that you forgive them for all of the cost and trouble.  

Today’s Earworm

Product Review – Woodchuck Hard Cider Winter

I decided to try something different tonight when I dropped by the liquor store.  I wasn’t in the mood for wine, and I didn’t want to break the budget by picking up a bottle of bourbon that I haven’t tried yet.  Instead I visited the cold drink corner of the store, which allows you to mix and match bottles of beer and such to make your own custom six pack.

One of the things I picked up was a bottle of Woodchuck Hard Cider Winter edition.  I started drinking hard cider during a visit to merry olde England years ago, and it’s a treat to get some.  Unfortunately it’s not always available here in the States, and when it is, the selection can be a bit thin.

Woodchuck is one of the few brands of cider that I can find consistently here in Louisville.  I have tried and liked their amber, pear, and Granny Smith varieties.  According to their website, they also make a raspberry, a dark, and a ‘crisp’, which I haven’t tried.

Should have gotten some for Groundhogs Day

The carbonation fizzed out within a couple of minutes

The winter cider is about the same color as the amber, but is sweeter.  It has a good apple taste, but it’s not very sharp or long lasting in the mouth.  The bottle I sampled had quite a bit of carbonation in it, but that fizzed out within minutes.  There are hints of spices, and the slight aftertaste is vaguely reminiscent of an apple pie.  The flavor is not as strong as the amber or granny smith varieties, but is not as sweet as the pear.

The ingredients list includes sulfites to preserve the flavor, as do most fruit-based carbonated drinks such as hard cider.  Some may find that this makes the drinker more susceptible to a hangover the next morning, but I have only found that to be the case with Woodchuck if I drink a lot of it.  Since cider is sweeter than beer or wine, it can be very easy to drink it to excess if you like the flavor, and I do.  That is one of the reasons I only bought one bottle.

Overall, I’d rate this one as good.  Not excellent, not one of my favorites, but also not something I wouldn’t recommend trying.

Effective Parenting.

Testify brother.  I’ve been there, and I refuse to go back.

Junior Bear and I went round and round the last year or so he lived at home, and I sort of wish I’d taken the stuff I took away from him to the range instead of just giving it away.  I might have felt better.

Anti-News Roundup

The following topics are officially on my list of things I give less than a tinker’s damn about:

  • The family planning maneuvers of millionaires done in an effort to circumvent the legal system
  • The sexual liaisons of a president who died almost a decade before I was born
  • The presence of ‘celebrities’ at a sporting event or lack thereof
  •  The dating practices of the sister of the wife of the guy who might be in line to take over a foreign countries symbolic monarchy if his grandmother passes on and his dad doesn’t hold onto the throne for a few decades.
  • The latest rumors about the next version of everyone’s favorite magic elf box

If any of you know a journalist, please pass this on.