Dear Amazon,

Thank you so much for your diligence in getting whatever it is my wife ordered delivered on time. The dedication to be delivering packages at 5:28 AM on a Monday morning is rarely found in these times.

Also, thank you for the opportunity for my dogs to lose their everloving minds at 5:28 AM. They are truly up and ready to face whatever the day serves up.

Also, the opportunity to reflexively grab the 1911 from the bedside tqble and get it out of its holster while still bleery eyed was good training. Thanks for that. My reholster was a little rusty, but I’ll work on it.

Hugs and kisses,

Tom