I either need more caffeine or I need to cut back, but this came up after seeing something silly online.

A is for Artillery, making things loud
B is for Bradley, dispersing a crowd
C is for Carl Gustaf, who just don’t care
D is for Dragon, flying through the air
E is for EXFIL, getting out of town
F is for Frag, making them all fall down
G is for Grapeshot, just a little whiff
H is for Helicopter, flying next to a cliff
I is for Infantry, the queen of battle
J is for Javelin, making the tanks rattle
K is for Kalashnikov, shooting when covered in grime
L is for LD, crossed right on time
M is for MaDeuce, Die MFer DIE!
N is for Napalm, extra crispy from the sky
O is for Ordnance, dropped from above
P is for Patriot, giving missiles a shove
Q is for Quarterdeck, where the Captain holds sway
R is for Ranger, leading the way
S is Sniper, creeping through the brush
T is for Tank, Cars lined up to crush
U is for UAV, way up in the sky
V is for Vulcan, making bullets quickly fly
W is for Warthog, screaming overhead
X is for XO, testing how you made your bed
Y is for Yelling, Drill Sergeants favorite job
Z is for Zero, By clicking the rifle’s knob