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News Roundup

  • From the “Tribulations” Department – Rosie O’Donnell, once a somewhat entertaining comedian, has announced that she is relocating to Ireland. Her flounce to the Emerald Isle adds yet one more burden on the Irish soul. Cromwell, the Famine, the Troubles, and now this. Haven’t our Hibernian cousins suffered enough?
  • From the “Marital Bliss” Department – Michelle Obama recently chided her husband, Barack Obama (D – Jakarta), for a bad habit of not being ‘on-time’. I, for one, am shocked at this vicious, racist attack on a former president. I look forward to Mrs. Obama being cancelled and expelled from polite society over this egregious atrocity.
  • From the “Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions” Department – Deep staffing cuts at the Department of Education are underway. Personnel numbers may be cut as much as fifty percent. This begs the question of where will all of these folks, who have spent their entire careers promoting the education of America’s children, go for employment. This reporter has a thought – Why not have all of these experts in education volunteer to work at inner city and rural schools? Let them be primary teachers for young students while at the same time reaping the benefits of all of their ‘help’ to our education system over the years?

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    Old NFO

     /  March 15, 2025

    Heh, if only on 2 and 3… I feel for Ireland, but at least she’s NOT our problem anymore. Now if she would just renounce her citizenship…

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