- From the “Nearer My God To Thee” Department – Los Angeles is currently engulfed in flames. Multiple fires, including a huge, fast moving blaze in Pacific Palisades, are being fed by extremely dry conditions and vicious Santa Ana winds. FEMA has already been dispatched, and plans to offer a $250 credit at a local Chilis to those impacted by this disaster. As for those who believe that this is not enough, the Biden administration plans to make a $150 billion donation in the name of L.A. County to Ukraine.
- From the “Haven’t They Suffered Enough?” Department – Former Congresswoman Barbara Lee recently announced her bid to become the new mayor of Oakland, California. Following up on her storied career in the House, during which she supported the 2021 “Give Us All The Money And Nobody Gets Hurt Act”, she aims to turn O-Town around. Her plans include organized midnight shoplifting, gun safety courses for carjackers, and a restructuring of the curriculum in Oakland’s high schools. More emphasis will be put on the economics of drug dealing, graffiti as a political art form, and shop classes devoted to improving the warehouses students squat in after graduation.
- From the “La Chancla” Department – A Nigerian artist has created what she purports to be the largest sandal in the world. The 50-foot-woman is reportedly in negotiations with the artist for an Instagram campaign, but is holding out for an all-expense-paid trip to Lagos to model it.
- From the “Talk Less” Department – The leader of the Canadian Green Party, in response to President Trump’s assertions that Canada should join the United States, has proposed that liberal states join Canada instead. She specifically calls out California, Oregon, and Washington. This reporter wants to put himself on record of being 100% behind this plan, and offers his services as a goodwill ambassador to introduce his California brethren to his Canadian brethren.
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Posted by daddybear71 on January 8, 2025
https://daddybearsden.com/2025/01/08/news-roundup-261/
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/ January 10, 2025All are very believable…sigh
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