Die Hard – It ain’t Christmas until Hans Gruber does the Nestea plunge
Batman Returns – Catwoman. Need I say more?
Gremlins – Reminds me of Christmas with my ‘family’
Star Wars Holiday Special (with commercials) – It ain’t Christmas until Carrie Fisher sings
A Christmas Story – Every gun nut’s childhood fantasy.
Lethal Weapon – ‘Get that shit off my lawn’ is what I say every time I see lights being drug out of storage
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer – Pretty much summed up my experience as an adult – nobody has time for you until they need you.
The Grinch – The animated one, not that Jim Carrey drek. The real animated one, not the modern emo garbage
Rankin and Bass The Hobbit – Peter Jackson ain’t Christmas
Home Alone – Every eldest child’s fantasy of waking up one morning and everyone is just gone
Nightmare Before Christmas – Because Tim Burton is a genius and deserves his own national holiday
Charlie Brown Christmas Special – Linus’ speech is as close to church as most people get
Frosty the Snowman – A big guy tries desperately to not slowly lose himself over a woman after she yanks him into existence.