- I’m not saying it’s been a rough couple of weeks, but tonight when I shut the car off, the little going away message on my radio said, “You OK, bro?”
- I’m OK, little miniature elf box. I just had to destress by driving down a country road, blasting Elvis Presley alternating with Norwegian metal, all the while screaming out lyrics with the windows down. All is well.
- Is it bad that you have to mute your phone so you can laugh maniacally after your boss says “Hey, why don’t you take a day off?”?
- Irish Woman made the ghastly discovery this weekend that she had purchased the wrong tomato plants. Apparently, this is cause to gnash one’s teeth and beat one’s breast. However shall we make spaghetti sauce using Big Boy tomatoes? The horror, the horror, the breakage!
- I took her out for a lunch date on Monday to cheer her up. Apparently, Tex-Mex makes it all better.
- Her office building happens to be about a block from mine, so when our in-office schedules coincide, we do wild and crazy things like meet for a lunchtime planning meeting.
- I flirt by suggesting that the weekend could be best served by buying the boy a half dozen pizzas, making sure he knows to feed the animals, then disappearing for 72 hours to act like boyfriend and girlfriend.
- Her flirtation involves pressure treated lumber, yard maintenance, and laundry.
- “The thrill is gone…… The thrill is gone, now, baby!”
- My trip to Texas to commune with the tribe is exactly what I needed. It even got me to write a short story I hadn’t planned to write.
- Little black dog is slowly discovering that little white and brown dog is sick of her shit, and is also discovering that little white and brown dog outweighs her and has a longer reach.
- By the time this is all done, little black dog is going to look like she’s gone to war. Hopefully she learns the old adage, “Don’t start shit, won’t be shit.” quickly.
- Day after tomorrow, I’m going to be joining a few tens of thousand of my closest drunk friends at Churchill Downs for “Thurby”.
- 20 years ago, the Friday before the Kentucky Derby, Kentucky Oaks, was the day the locals went to the track.
- Then it got moved back to Thursday, hence “Thurby”.
- Now, even that has gotten too popular with the out-of-towners, so the locals go to the track on 502uesday.
- Pretty soon, all of us sentenced to a life term in the greater Lousville area will go to see horse races and drink overpriced cocktails on March 22nd between the hours of 8:17 AM and 12:25.
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Posted by daddybear71 on May 2, 2023
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/ May 3, 2023Real Kentuckians leave Derby week.
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daddybear71
/ May 4, 2023Wish I had
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/ May 3, 2023LOL, no, it will be between 0300 and 0315 in the morning… It was great to see you, and Robin was missed!
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