A wave of new movies is about to break at your local movie palace, so I thought I’d let you know what’s coming.
- Top Gun: Maverick – After barely surviving the Tailhook scandal, and the messy divorce that followed it, Maverick fights to get back into the cockpit after almost 30 years of meteorology duty on Diego Garcia.
- Ralph Breaks the Internet – An innocent 8 bit graphic and his underage sidekick find themselves enmeshed in the hive of scum and villainy that is the Internet. Not recommended for children or pregnant women.
- Aquaman – The prodigal son returns to find that his ancient kingdom is being menaced by Republicans, overfishing, and a vast continent of Chinese plastic garbage.
- BumbleBee – Return with us to the glory days of transforming cars, 1987. The robot in question tries hard to win the heart of a young woman who befriends him, not knowing that he was a generation early if he wanted to find a woman who could fall in love with a machine.
- Mary Poppins Returns – No. Just, no. I can’t even. What did I do to Disney to make them hurt me like this?
- Jacob’s Ladder – A haunting tale packed with tension and a twist ending that we’ve already seen before.
- Dumbo – I wonder what they’re going to do with the crows in this one. In other news, I’m going to be taken to see this on date night, so I’ll need to pack along a box of tissues.







