- New saying – “As guilty as a Labra-Beagle with pizza sauce on her forehead.”
- You know, I like to think that I’m a rather intelligent man; not a genius, but not a simpleton either. Which is why I was so perplexed this morning when I went to make a pot of coffee and discovered that I had already filled the reservoir of the coffee maker. How did I discover this, you may ask? Well, kind reader, I discovered this by watching an entire pot of water spill up over the sides of the coffee maker and out onto the counter and floor.
- I demand that Congress pass legislation mandating research into which automobiles, in model and class, are the cause of the largest number of vehicular homicides. I also want funding for studies into which alcohol, both in class and maker, are most prevalent in drunk driving crimes that lead to the death of innocents. Then, I demand that the Justice Department and the Attorneys General of the several states sue the UAW and Big Liquor into the ground!
- It is exceedingly difficult for a 6’4″ man to nap comfortably on a 6″ couch when a 35 pound dog wants to ‘share’ half of it.
- Tomorrow, I believe, is going to be a .30-30 lever, .270 bolt, and .50 muzzle loader kind of day.
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Posted by daddybear71 on October 13, 2015
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wyowanderer
/ October 14, 2015The couch issue is easy- since the dog is unemployed/underemployed, he gets the floor.
Good luck with that.
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Jake
/ October 15, 2015You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never try to make coffee, before you’ve had coffee!”
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