- An easy way to accidentally squick out a teenage girl is to look up from the plate holding the fried alligator chunks and frog legs and say “Ribbit Ribbit.”
- I have it on good authority that an efficient way to catch sharks is to fish for them next to a shrimp boat that is separating the shrimp from the fish after hauling up its nets.
- You see a bridge piling, the osprey sees a condo with a view of the smorgasbord.
- Seagull chicks are kind of cute. Puberty must kick them in the ass.
- Yes, I brought a telescope to the beach. You can see a lot out here without the lights of the city. No, it’s not pointed at the beach in the daytime. Get your mind out of the gutter.
- You know you’ve raised her right when your daughter uses the phrase “sweating like a whore in church” while describing how hot it is in the sun.
Musings
Posted by daddybear71 on July 9, 2015
https://daddybearsden.com/2015/07/09/musings-151/
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/ July 10, 2015And how did Irish Woman feel about that last?
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daddybear71
/ July 10, 2015She didn’t hear it, but she probably would have rolled her eyes and then given me The Look.
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