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Musings

  • An easy way to accidentally squick out a teenage girl is to look up from the plate holding the fried alligator chunks and frog legs and say “Ribbit Ribbit.”
  • I have it on good authority that an efficient way to catch sharks is to fish for them next to a shrimp boat that is separating the shrimp from the fish after hauling up its nets.
  • You see a bridge piling, the osprey sees a condo with a view of the smorgasbord.
  • Seagull chicks are kind of cute.  Puberty must kick them in the ass.
  • Yes, I brought a telescope to the beach.  You can see a lot out here without the lights of the city.  No, it’s not pointed at the beach in the daytime. Get your mind out of the gutter.
  • You know you’ve raised her right when your daughter uses the phrase “sweating like a whore in church” while describing how hot it is in the sun.

2 Comments

  1. And how did Irish Woman feel about that last?

  2. She didn’t hear it, but she probably would have rolled her eyes and then given me The Look.

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