Musings

It must have been a long, difficult winter in Kentucky. The zoo was packed with pregnant women and newborn babies.
If you’re under 50 years old, riding a mobility scooter, and puffing on an e-cigarette, you give up the right to tell other people that they’re making life hard for you.
When the puma is watching every move your little girl makes outside his cage, it’s not because he thinks she’s cute.
Penelope the Porcupine with the prehensile tail was feeling particularly pensive this past PM.
Juvenile vampire bats are kind of cute. Juvenile meerkats are adorable. Baby naked mole rats? Not so much.
Apparently “I just want a piece of pizza” means “I want a piece of pizza, a piece of fruit, some of mom’s chips, part of mom’s burger, a packet of fruit snacks, half a liter of orange juice, and Dad, can we stop for ice cream?”
There were roving packs of sorority girls at the zoo today. Apparently it was “Remind DaddyBear why he didn’t go directly to college” day at the Louisville Zoo.
Further investigation confirmed that the red mark on Girlie Bear’s neck was, in fact, a bee sting, as she calmly explained to me when I asked what young man had volunteered to star in the next Cold Steel video as a target.
Grilled scallops, shrimp, and tuna are a wonderful way to end the day. They also do an excellent job of getting your cat to tell you that she still loves you.

by daddybear71 on April 18, 2015 • Permalink

Posted by daddybear71 on April 18, 2015

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