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  • The sound of someone’s voice on the phone when they’ve been told they won a safe and 12 guns is priceless.
  • What is it about the sound of a mini-gun or an M-2 machine gun that makes grown men smile and giggle?
  • When I grow up, I’m going to own a Ma Deuce and name her “Tinnitus”
  • Just for the record, there are no decent places to get a cup of coffee on I-65 between Franklin, Kentucky, and Knob Creek Gun Range.  I was considering breaking into my truck’s emergency kit and chewing on the instant coffee.
  • I do so love being in a 30 minute traffic back-up because everyone wants to have a good look at the truck that went off the road ON THE OTHER BLOODY SIDE OF THE FREEWAY!
  • There are few things in life better than having your little boy run down the driveway to greet you when you get home.
  • Today was a good day to have a big cup of dark, thick coffee.  Or three.
  • At some point, you have to just look at your old, tired push mower and say it’s time to get a new one.
    • We’ll look at how much Uncle Sugar wants after we do our taxes tonight and see if there’s any money left for food and lawn implements.
    • I must point out, though, that a few gallons of industrial strength herbicide would be cheaper in both time and money.
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  1. Lazy Bike Commuter

     /  April 13, 2015

    What is it about the sound of a mini-gun or an M-2 machine gun that makes grown men smile and giggle?

    Everything.

    Just for the record, there are no decent places to get a cup of coffee on I-65 between Franklin, Kentucky, and Knob Creek Gun Range. I was considering breaking into my truck’s emergency kit and chewing on the instant coffee

    And I can’t even suggest anywhere since I hate coffee. I’m bitter enough without it.

  2. So there was squeeing to be heard??? 🙂

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