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Overheard in the Kitchen

Girlie Bear, my beautiful 16-year-old daughter, standing in the kitchen in her Cookie Monster footie pajamas, poking her belly – I didn’t even know you existed.

Me, clutching my chest and looking horrified – Who are you talking to?

Girlie Bear, looking confused – This muscle right here.  I did too many situps today.

Me, taking a deep breath – Oh, thank the Lord!


  1. ROTF… Welcome to teenaged girls…

  2. “Let’s see, how can I give daddy a heart attack today?”

  3. Daughters: God’s way of punishing men for the crap they did when they were young. 😀

  4. MaddMedic

     /  March 14, 2015

    Is she trained in CPR? You know, just in case!!

  5. Grog

     /  March 14, 2015

    MM, seems to me an AED might also be a good choice. 😉

  6. Borepatch

     /  March 14, 2015


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