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A Christmas Ditty

I’ll be sick for Christmas
You can count on that
With a runny nose and icy toes,
And lungs that feel quite flat.

Christmas Day will find me
Shivering, without a voice
Yes I’ll be sick for Christmas,
Please keep down the noise!

I’ll be sick for Christmas,
You can count on that,
Please bring me bourbon and tea
So I can nap with the cat.

Christmas Day will find me
Stoned on Nyquil and nog
Yes, I’ll be sick for Christmas
Walking around in a fog.

3 Comments

  1. Hopefully that was in jest… Hopefully…

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