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100 Years On – Turning Points

On August 23, 1914, two momentous battles were fought in Europe.

The first, at Mons, was the first big engagement for the British Expeditionary Force.  Britain hadn’t fought a major battle on the Continent since Waterloo, and this was a test of the training and doctrine of the past 100 years.  Small compared to the French and German armies, the BEF relied on discipline and skill to overcome numerical deficiencies.  Mons has become a legend in British military history, as stories of the battle highlight British marksmanship and discipline.  However, even had the French not retreated from their flanks, the BEF probably wouldn’t have been able to hold against the German onslaught.  The retreat from Mons continued for weeks, and only ended when the Germans turned in front of Paris, precipitating the Battle of the Marne.

The other battle was the titanic clash that has become known as Tannenberg.  In this engagement, the Russian Second Army and the German Eighth Army met in Prussian territory as part of a Russian stab into Germany.  German forces on the Eastern Front were only supposed to hold the Russians until the French and British were crushed, but due to superior generalship, superior reconnaissance and intelligence work, and infighting between the Russian commanders, the Germans were able to concentrate their forces against the Russians and defeat them in detail.  The German commanders, Hindenburg and Ludendorff, made their reputations at Tannenberg, and were effectively running Germany by the end of the war.  The commander of the Russian Second Army, Samsonov, was so ashamed of his performance at Tannenberg that he committed suicide rather than face capture or facing the Tsar.  After defeating the Russians at Tannenberg, the Germans attacked the Russian First Army at the Masurian Lakes.  This battle also ended in a Russian catastrophe, and set the tone for the entire war on the Eastern Front.  With some exceptions, the Russians always seemed to come up short in one critical part of the fight or another, and their continued incompetence and inability to win led, in large part, to the collapse of the Romanov dynasty and the Communist coup in 1917.

So, what are the lessons from these two battles?  From Mons, we should learn that no matter how excellent your army is, quantity has a quality all its own.  The Germans were well led and well equipped, and vastly outnumbered the BEF.  No matter how good the British soldiers and leaders were, they could not stand for long against the storm that was breaking across their front.

From Tannenberg, we can learn the opposite lesson.  With large numbers must also come expertise, at all levels.  The First and Second Armies were arguably the best formations that the Russians had, and they vastly outnumbered the Germans.  But incompetence on the part of their leadership, lack of discipline on the part of the soldiers, and failures to remember that the enemy rarely does as you think he will led to the destruction of both.  If you’re going to put together a large force, you have to make sure they are trained, equipped, and led well enough to win.

In other words, you can go too far either way.  A small, well-disciplined and led army can be overwhelmed, but a ponderous, massive army that is short on everything, especially leadership, can be easily cornered and dismembered.  Somewhere in the middle is the sweet spot of an army that is large enough to handle most opponents, but small enough that it can be led by mortals and equipped and trained without emptying the treasury.

Thoughts on the Day

  • I think we’ve turned a corner with Boo.  He sat through a haircut without parental supervision, which is something completely new.
  • Boo also sat quietly while waiting for said haircut, reading a children’s’ magazine, and singing “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheep” to himself.
    • Yeah, I’m going to have to claim this one.  There’s no doubt he sprang from my loins.
  • I had to explain to Boo that there is no goalkeeping in putt-putt golf, and he is not allowed to hip check me as I walk past him to take a shot at the hole.
  • I got a couple of looks from other parents when one of the JROTC cadets asked me if it she was supposed to take charge and get her fellow cadets to clean up after their car wash, and I told her to “unleash hell”.
  • You know, volunteering is one thing.  But to volunteer to pour glasses of beer for 4000 people at a fundraiser at the zoo, while on call for work and therefore forbidden to drink any of said beer, is going above and beyond.
    • Once I pass off the pager, I’m going to try a sampler of Belgian beers just to satisfy my curiosity.

Movie Quotes – Day 235

Villainy wears many masks, none of which so dangerous as virtue… — Sleepy Hollow

Which is more dangerous, the guy in the djellaba waving a rifle around and threatening to blow up Chicago, or the guy who wears a suit and shames us for looking askance at the guy in the djellaba?  Which is more treacherous, the woman who holds up the bank, or the lady who abuses the trust of the bank’s customers to pillage their deposits?  Which is more treasonous, the guy who tries to sell the secrets of our nation to a foreign power, or the politician who does his best to undermine the Constitution?

Musings

  • Nothing bleeds like a head wound.
  • Nothing bleeds like a head wound you give yourself.
  • Nothing bleeds like a head wound you give yourself by pushing a thumbtack into your scalp.
    • Don’t ask.  I’m just that stupid.
  • Irish Woman went to the doctor today for her two-week post-op checkup.  Doctor got called for emergency surgery this morning, and was running a couple of hours behind.  Irish Woman is a bit of a germophobe, and sat in a waiting room full of very ill people while she waited her turn.
    • I’m pretty sure I’m going to have to rig up a rubbing alcohol shower for her when I get home.
  • When you do something out of the ordinary, don’t get pissy when half the people you depend on to get it done have questions.
  • Could Eric Holder be considering a run for the presidency?  We know the vice-president has aspirations for 2016, but he’s been completely absent from the Ferguson kerfluffle.  The AG picked a time in the crisis when things were already on the down-turn, went in, told people about how he felt their pain, and the media is fawning over his ‘influence’ on the issue.

Movie Quotes – Day 234

Tonight, on the Clamp Cable Classic Movie Channel, don’t miss Casablanca, now in full color with a happier ending. — Gremlins 2:  The New Batch

There are some things that can be improved, and there are a lot of things that are better left the heck alone.  Black and white is not improved by colorizing, either in photographs or movies.  Literature written when things that make us blanch now were common phrases does not need a rewrite, and neither do classic cartoons.  The fact that such things were acceptable at one time or another is part of our history, and we risk repeating the past when we ignore it.  Antique guns, even those available in their millions, don’t deserve to be chopped up, chromed, painted, and have doodads hung from them.

To quote pdb – Is fine!  Learn to appreciate things from the past for what they are, and stop trying to gild the lily.

Movie Quotes – Day 233

You’re like the thief who isn’t the least bit sorry he stole, but is terribly, terribly sorry he’s going to jail. — Gone With The Wind

Penitence comes from regretting the act, not the consequences.  Consequences are there to deter the act, but they cannot make someone truly sorry for what they have done.  That’s why a harsh punishment means nothing without first teaching why something that has been done is wrong.  “If you do that, you’ll get a spanking.” is not very useful, but “If you do this, you’ll hurt your sister, and you’ll get a spanking.” is better.

I think that’s one of the reasons that our current regime of not doing much to raise children with any objective morals, followed by harsh punitive measures when they become adults, is not working.  I’m not saying that someone who causes harm to others should not be punished if they can show that nobody taught them right from wrong, but I do think that if we poured some resources and political will into promoting some pretty basic things, we might be better off.  I believe the core of such teaching should include things like this:

  • Hurting other people, except to defend yourself or others, is wrong.
  • There is no such thing as a fighting word.
  • Taking things that do not belong to you is wrong.
  • Having unprotected sex before you are ready to raise a child, with no help, is wrong.
  • Nobody owes you a damn thing.

 

Today’s Earworm

Happy 16th birthday, Girlie Bear!

Thoughts on the Day

  • Moonshine needs to learn that Koshka will straight up shank his hairy butt over a piece of turkey.
  • If your coffee tastes like it was served in a used ashtray, please don’t get offended when I throw most of my cup out.
  • I need to get a truly mechanical clock for the house.  A house with hardwood floors deserves that noise when it’s quiet.
  • It is a horrible feeling when you hear thunder outside your office building, you remember that you left the windows down on your new truck this morning, and it’s at least a 20 minute walk to the parking lot.
  • It has occurred to me that I own a lot of books that I have either read once and then put away for later, or haven’t read at all.  I wonder if that’s a sign that I’m preparing for long winters and retirement.
  • It makes sense in a karmic sort of way that I have volunteered to assist at a local beer fest, but will be on-call and can’t drink.
  • You know, I don’t normally yell at people in traffic, but when they’re driving a loaded car hauler from the automobile plant halfway up an offramp before merging into traffic, thereby causing me and about 100 of my closest friends to slam on our brakes, I’ll make an exception.
    • In related news, the rumble strips the highway department cut into the median at the interchange between Interstate 65 and the expressway work very well.
  • It’s kind of fun to read nursery rhymes as bedtime story, but it occurs to me that there were some twisted people in Merry Olde England.

Movie Quotes – Day 232

I’m not going to waste my time arguing with a man who’s lining up to be a hot lunch. — Jaws

There are some people you just can’t help.  No amount of love, tough or tender, is going to stop them from self-destructing and taking everyone around them along for the ride.  You can pay their bills, buy their food, heal their hurts, and they will continue to do stupid crap that sets the stage for the next episode of drama.

If you have someone like this in your life, you have to sit down and decide if it’s worth it.  Is the heartache, expense, time, and trouble worth what you’re achieving?  If it is, then, by all means, have at it.  If not, then at least you’re being honest about wasting your efforts if you decide to continue anyway.

Today’s Earworm

 

The 1812 Overture was first performed on this day in 1882.