Good Thing – Your wife turns over in her sleep, and reaches out to gently touch your face.

Bad Thing – While doing so, she pokes you in the right eye with her finger nail.

Good Thing – Having a playful water fight in the kitchen with your wife after you say something stupid.

Bad Thing – Slipping on the wet floor, thereby wrenching your back and twisting your knee.

Good Thing – Your loving wife checks to make sure you’re OK when you’ve wrenched your back and twisted your knee.

Bad Thing – She uses your relative immobility to give you one final dousing before leaving the kitchen and walking off in victory.