- All coffee is always scalding hot.
- Burn cream tastes funny
- Never let your coffee touch any surface you don’t want stained.
- There’s a reason I wear so much brown and tan clothing.
- Keep your hands off of the coffee cup until you are ready to pick it up.
- Gravity is not your friend.
- Always be sure that the coffee you are pouring is the coffee you want to drink.
- You never know when it’s hazelnut or a ‘light’ roast.
Bonus rule:
5. Never try to catch a falling coffee cup.
- There’s a reason I know this one.
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julie
/ March 8, 2013🙂 … enjoy your coffee …
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Anonymous
/ March 8, 2013Great stuff…and btw, dropped my cup this morning. Never liked my office’s green carpet.
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bikergranny2
/ March 8, 2013NEVER attempt to engage in conversation before coffee!
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Frank
/ March 8, 2013Aloe Vera, applied right after cooling in ice water works well for burns.
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Aewl
/ March 8, 2013Reblogged this on Aewl's Abode and commented:
Too true.
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Old NFO
/ March 8, 2013Khaki IS your friend… and if you DO catch the cup, you will immediately drop it after frying your hand… sigh…
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daddybear71
/ March 8, 2013Is that why Navy chiefs all wear khaki? Lord knows the ones I’ve worked with all had their right hands permanently formed to the shape of a coffee cup.
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Old NFO
/ March 9, 2013Yep 🙂
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