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The Four Rules of Coffee

  1. All coffee is always scalding hot.
    • Burn cream tastes funny
  2. Never let your coffee touch any surface you don’t want stained.
    • There’s a reason I wear so much brown and tan clothing.
  3. Keep your hands off of the coffee cup until you are ready to pick it up.
    • Gravity is not your friend.
  4. Always be sure that the coffee you are pouring is the coffee you want to drink. 
    • You never know when it’s hazelnut or a ‘light’ roast.

Bonus rule:

5.  Never try to catch a falling coffee cup.

  • There’s a reason I know this one.

8 Comments

  1. julie's avatar

    🙂 … enjoy your coffee …

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  2. Unknown's avatar

    Anonymous

     /  March 8, 2013

    Great stuff…and btw, dropped my cup this morning. Never liked my office’s green carpet.

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  3. bikergranny2's avatar

    NEVER attempt to engage in conversation before coffee!

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  4. Frank's avatar

    Frank

     /  March 8, 2013

    Aloe Vera, applied right after cooling in ice water works well for burns.

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  5. Aewl's avatar

    Aewl

     /  March 8, 2013

    Reblogged this on Aewl's Abode and commented:
    Too true.

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  6. Old NFO's avatar

    Khaki IS your friend… and if you DO catch the cup, you will immediately drop it after frying your hand… sigh…

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