You should watch the town hall debate,
Your mind, it may change!
It’s not too late!

I will not watch the town hall debate
while eating pie from a plate
I will not watch the town hall debate
whether it is early or it is late
I will not watch the town hall debate
upon the idiot box
I will not watch the town hall debate
in bare feet or in stripey socks
I do not like town hall debates
The propaganda content, upon my soul, it grates!

Would you listen to it in the truck?
Would you listen to it with a duck?

I would not listen to it in the truck
I would not listen to it with a duck
Leave me alone, I don’t give a ….

Hey, watch your language mate!
You ought to watch the town hall debate!

I will not watch it, and you will see
These two goobers are out of their tree
They talk about caring for the little guy
While they steal a bigger piece of the pie!

You should watch it, be informed!
Ignorance should not be the norm!

I already know what I need:
Upon the trough they want to feed.
Honestly I don’t give a hoot.
Piss they could not pour from a boot!

So leave me be to read some books
And save me from these two schnooks
When zombie Reagan from the grave arises
Then the debate will have some surprises

I’d like to watch them duel
Or smack each other with a stool
The endless zingers and practiced lines
Ought to earn them FCC fines

So, early to bed I shall go
While the pundits argue to and fro
To slumber I shall pass
While they continue to harass

To my fellow patriots, I plead,
Go find something worthwhile to read!