To the gentleman who cooked our food at Humping Pandas Chinese restaurant tonight:
Sir, you, among all of the people who have cooked Sechuan for us over the years, are the only one who knew what “extra spicy” means. Our dinner tonight got me sweating, and left a wonderful burn afterward.
In recognition of your skill, I propose that we merge our families. I offer a blonde, blue-eyed boy in exchange for the hand of your adorable daughter. He shall bring height and strength. She can contribute her beauty and any culinary skills you choose to pass on.
Think of the big; strapping, well-fed grandchildren this pairing would bring us.
I look forward to your response.
Sincerely,
Daddy J. Bear
Glutton
DaddyBear’s Den 
Old NFO
/ September 27, 2012LOL, I need to get you out Keos in Honolulu… You’d love it! (as I sit here sweating in my hotel room)…
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julie
/ September 27, 2012🙂 … make sure she can cook before you actually sign the final papers 🙂
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Joe
/ September 27, 2012This is indeed something that is as rare as hen’s teeth in my area as well. My wife says that she knows it’s hot enough if I start sniffing my nose after every bite.
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daddybear71
/ September 27, 2012Yep. Nothing better for allergies than spicy food.
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auntiejl
/ September 27, 2012My husband has what we call a barometric head, and he has issues after major weather fronts move through our area.
He’s miserable when that happens.
Usually, some truly spicy Chinese food will clear out his head.
Too bad it doesn’t for me; I usually require a hefty, two-week prescription for something along the lines of Erythromycin. (Like now.)
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