Arrr, I w0uld be writing ye a post about Talk Like A Pirate Day, but the Irish Wench be threatening to strand me on a desert isle if I dinna assist her in scrubbing down the galley and putting her offspring to bed.

So, rather than be making a fool of meself and risking keelhauling at her delicate hands, just remember me rules for the day:

1. Cuss like a sailor!
2. Drink like a fish!
3. Act like a pirate!