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Thoughts on the Day

  • I’m a pretty simple parent.  I really only have two rules.  First, that which I say do, I expect my children to do.  Second, that which I tell my children to not do, I expect them to not do.  Is that too much to ask?
  • Took the family to the state fair.    Yeah, I need to have my head checked.
  • Costs for the day, not including incidental purchases:
    • Entrance for the adults and teenagers – $50
    • Entrance for Boo – $6
    • Parking – $8
    • Food – $60
    • Not sure how so many people can afford this.
  • I was specifically forbidden from coming home with more animals than we left with.
    • No, I was not allowed to substitute a child for another animal.
    • Yes, I asked.
    • Yes, she checked.
  • The FBI, TSA, and ATF had booths set up next to the state and city police booths.
    • The FBI, and TSA booth had people talking to them, but the ATF booth was about as popular as the HS Precision booth at the NRA convention.
    • TSA had a static display of what they consider dangerous explosives, including cans of Goex and IMR powders.  The lady working there couldn’t explain why they were included with dynamite and det cord.
  • Irish Woman was unaware there were so many breeds of cows and doves.
  • I wasn’t aware there were rabbits the size of cocker spaniels.
    • Am I wrong for asking if they judged the bunnies for taste?
  • Someone needs to tell the local bands that playing 20-year-old Top 40 hits by Nirvana and Green Day doesn’t make them edgy and controversial.
  • We didn’t try any of the deep-fried delicacies.  Yes, I know it’s tradition, but my arteries started to hurt just from the smell of the food booths.

3 Comments

  1. anonymous this time (Hi Mom!)

     /  August 19, 2012

    I’m a pretty simple parent. I really only have two rules. First, that which I say do, I expect my children to do. Second, that which I tell my children to not do, I expect them to not do. Is that too much to ask?

    My parents had two rules:

    1) Be considerate.
    2) Don’t even consider it.

    Most of my teenage years fell under category 2).

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  2. Our parenting rules fall under guidelines for US, actually:

    1) Sometimes it’s better not to watch.
    2) Don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to.
    3) Everything washes.

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