After years and years of working for my daily bread, I have finally figured out my place in the universe.  I am a Napoleon’s corporal.  My entire career seems to be taking complex instruction sets and translating them into dirt simple terms.  I wish I could say I do it because I enjoy interpreting intricate directions, but to be honest I do it because when I’m tired or rushed, instructions on the level of “pick up Rock A, Place it on Stone B, repeat until the wall is tall enough” are about all I can handle.