We here at DaddyBear Industries are happy to announce our new cologne for men:  Eau de DaddyBear.  It’s a manly scent with notes of gunpowder, cigar smoke, CLP, Hoppes #9, motor oil, gasoline, and just a hint of dirt.  It’s what a man smells like after he goes to the range, cleans his guns, tunes up a PT Chrysler, and does yard work all in one day.  It’s an ephemeral scent that disappears after 10 minutes in a hot shower, and it’s only for men who want to make sure that their wife stays at least five feet away from them.

With Father’s Day coming, remember Eau de DaddyBear for that special man in your life.  It’s available at gun ranges and automotive supply stores everywhere.