Hey, it’s a twofer!

Today is the Kentucky Derby, an excuse for young ladies to dress to the nines and wear a pretty had hat and for young men to run around the infield at Churchill Downs drunk and possibly naked and try to get the young ladies in the pretty hats to join them.

It’s also Cinco de Mayo, an annual excuse for sun-burnt Anglos to listen to and try to sing along with Tejano music and get drunk on Corona and cheap tequila.