Irish Woman, checking her email: Louisville seniors want my business.
Me, half paying attention, and addled by fatigue: Well, honey, you are getting on in years. There’s no harm in being considered a ‘senior’.
Irish Woman: I said Louisville singles, you jerk. I got spam from Louisville Singles. Do I look like a ‘senior’ to you? You’re lucky to be alive after you said that!
Think she’ll tell a sick man to sleep in the yard?
DaddyBear’s Den 
James A. Zachary Jr.
/ March 15, 2012Best you can hope for is to be euthanized.
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Old NFO
/ March 16, 2012Um… probably 🙂
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commoncents
/ March 16, 2012I'm glad I found your site! Keep up the great work… I'll be back!!
Steve
Common Cents
http://www.commoncts.blogspot.com
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Mad Jack
/ March 16, 2012She may still be a little sensitive after the unfortunate remark about dinner and dog food.
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On a Wing and a Whim
/ March 17, 2012Probably, but she'll also likely relent before making you do so… at least, after weighing the consequences of making you sicker, less able to watch the sick children, and possibly infecting the healthy ones of the household (like herself).
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DaddyBear
/ March 17, 2012She took pity up on me. I wasn't forced to sleep out in the rain last night.
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45er
/ March 17, 2012Oh, ouch.
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