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Children’s Book Ideas

I was doing the Dr. Seuss thing with Boo tonight, and a part of my mind wandered.  It came back with these title ideas for children’s books:

  • If You Give a Moose a Mosin
  • One Gun, Two Gun, Brown gun, Blued gun
  • Pauly the Prepper Buries a Supply Cache
  • Cosmoline the Clown
  • Boo Magoo and the Tea Party Trio
  • A is for Appleseed, B is for Boomerite
  • 10 Little Gunnies
  • Where the Stabby Things Are
  • Gary the Goose Gets a Great Garand
  • Ricky Ruger Goes to the Range

20 years of reading books to little kids might have twisted my mind a little.

by daddybear71 on February 8, 2012  •  Permalink
Posted in Guns, silliness

Posted by daddybear71 on February 8, 2012

https://daddybearsden.com/2012/02/08/childrens-book-ideas/

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    Mad Jack

     /  February 8, 2012

    Nonsense! Your mind is just fine… I want to hear a story about Cosmoline the Clown.

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    TinCan Assassin

     /  February 8, 2012

    You know, there is a gunsmith in Alaska on the Cast Boolits forum who goes by Mooseman. And he owns several Mosins. Just sayin.

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    Heroditus Huxley

     /  February 10, 2012

    “'Stand Back,' Said the Elephant, 'I'm Going to Shoot!'”

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