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Overheard in the Living Room

The scene:

An American family watching a Disney movie after dinner, complete with a short cartoon about storks and rain clouds:

Girlie Bear:  What’s with the storks?
Irish Woman:  That’s an old wive’s tale.  They used to tell children that storks brought babies so they didn’t have to explain the exact way that you make a baby.
DaddyBear, trying to be a wise ass:   How exactly do we make babies?
Irish Woman, without losing a beat:   You take a nap, apparently.  The rest is a mystery to you.

4 Comments

  1. Unknown's avatar

    *Zing!* Whoa! Did it leave a mark? 🙂

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  2. Unknown's avatar

    DB.. you might need stitches or a butterfly bandage to close THAT wound… 😉

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  3. Unknown's avatar

    'sOK guys. I keep some QuikClot around the house for just such a situation.

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  4. Unknown's avatar

    *ouch* That hadda smart….

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