The scene:
An American family watching a Disney movie after dinner, complete with a short cartoon about storks and rain clouds:
Girlie Bear: What’s with the storks?
Irish Woman: That’s an old wive’s tale. They used to tell children that storks brought babies so they didn’t have to explain the exact way that you make a baby.
DaddyBear, trying to be a wise ass: How exactly do we make babies?
Irish Woman, without losing a beat: You take a nap, apparently. The rest is a mystery to you.








DirtCrashr
/ September 9, 2011*Zing!* Whoa! Did it leave a mark? 🙂
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PISSED
/ September 9, 2011DB.. you might need stitches or a butterfly bandage to close THAT wound… 😉
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DaddyBear
/ September 9, 2011'sOK guys. I keep some QuikClot around the house for just such a situation.
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MrG's
/ September 9, 2011*ouch* That hadda smart….
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