Irish Woman, reading the new Kentucky hunting guide: Says here you can’t bait bears in Kentucky. Do they sell scents for bears like they do for deer?
DaddyBear: I suppose so, dear. Something like Bear in Estrus or something.
Irish Woman: I don’t know that I’d scent myself up if I were hunting bear. I wouldn’t want the bear to be able to find me so precisely.
DaddyBear: Why not?
Irish Woman: Because a bear is a much better predator than you are. You cover yourself up in the scent of a female bear in heat, and the best case scenario is he kills you when he figures out you’re not that hot coed he was looking for. Worst case scenario – he rapes you.
………..
DaddyBear: Oh God! My eyes!
Overheard in the Living Room
Posted by daddybear71 on September 4, 2011
https://daddybearsden.com/2011/09/04/overheard-in-the-living-room-6/
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/ September 4, 2011Irish woman makes a lot of “scents”..hahahha
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45er
/ September 4, 2011Yeah, I would think putting estrus all over you for a top tier predator would not work out all that well. Of course, that's why you just spray it on a tree. Poor, defenseless tree.
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DaddyBear
/ September 4, 2011That's another image I didn't need.
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Lokidude
/ September 4, 2011For the record, bears are best baited with day old donuts and dog food.
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Peter
/ September 5, 2011That's why, in Africa, the use of lion pee as bait is strangely conspicuous by its absence . . . either that, or those who've tried it haven't reported back!
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WS4E
/ September 5, 2011>For the record, bears are best baited with day old donuts and dog food.
I do believe I remember that “pic-a-nic baskets” work best at attracting the really smarter than average bears.
They also have a little buddy with them as well so you can usually attract two at the same time.
Just don't let the Ranger see you.
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