Irish Woman, calmly trying to bathe a vocally uncooperative BooBoo:  Now Boo, stop fighting me. It’s OK, buddy.  Just let me wash your hair.  Come on, now

Insert sounds of splashing, thumping and screaming.  Then add a loud splash as Irish Woman falls in the tub and Boo makes a break for freedom.

Irish Woman:  Get your soapy butt back here!  Oh no you didn’t!

DaddyBear, calmly watching a suds’ed up BooBoo run through the living room:  Oh yes he did!