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Advice

Men, if your wife spends the morning power washing the exterior of your home, which for the most part means blasting off the accumulated grime and algae that’s stuck to the sidewalk, and a lot of it ends up deposited on her from head to foot, it is not in your best interest to refer to her as “My Sexy Swamp Thing”.

by daddybear71 on May 21, 2011  •  Permalink
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Posted by daddybear71 on May 21, 2011

https://daddybearsden.com/2011/05/21/advice/

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    Peter

     /  May 21, 2011

    A case of putting your Bigfoot in your mouth?

    😉

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    DaddyBear

     /  May 21, 2011

    Peter, that's true in so many ways.

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    Anonymous

     /  May 24, 2011

    Especially when she is still holding the skin-n-flesh removal device… if it's good enough for crud-removal, it's good enough for painful comeback. Just sayin'

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    DaddyBear

     /  May 24, 2011

    True. Around here, payback is frequently a medivac.

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