Lesson 6
Forget the BMW and buy a mini-van. And don’t think that you can leave it out in the driveway spotless and shining. Family cars don’t look like that. Do the following:
- Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment.
- Leave it there.
- Get a dime. Stick it in the CD player.
- Take a family size package of chocolate cookies. Mash them into the back seat. Sprinkle cheerios all over the floor, then smash them with your foot.
- Run a garden rake along both sides of the car.
Substitute BMW for F-150, and you’ve got my take on it. Of course, he forgot the mention the twelfth lesson: Look forward to the day you look in the mirror while shaving and realize you have as much gray hair as you remember your father having.
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Nancy R.
/ January 5, 2011Don't forget to add the green crayon left on the back seat in the hot sun.
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DaddyBear
/ January 5, 2011I prefer it when they push them through the grates of the heater/air conditioning system.
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ZerCool
/ January 6, 2011There's a reason straight jackets should be legal for children…
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MrG's
/ January 6, 2011don't forget the petrified french fries that are stuck to the crease of the seats or in the carpet
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