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Thought for the day

No father hath love like he who braves a McDonalds Playland on a Friday night for the sake of his son.

Hell hath no wrath like a toddler who has been promised chicken nuggets when he sees the car passing a McDonalds.

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  1. Unknown's avatar

    Or the love of a claustrophic mother who braves the Habitrail of said PlayPlace for a stuck daughter.

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  2. Unknown's avatar

    I just wait in ambush at the bottom for him to come out of a slide or a ladder. He's not big enough to get stuck physically, and he still hasn't discovered gravity, so fear isn't a factor either.

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  3. Unknown's avatar

    Sweet Daughter climbed up and got treed like a kitten. I got about 6 feet up, when another kid took pity on me, and fetched SD down.

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  4. Unknown's avatar

    Oh, I remember doing that for Girlie Bear when she was little. She didn't like going down slides, and would sometimes get lost in the upper reaches of the Habitrail looking for a ladder. Luckily, the designers seem to have taken into account a 6'4″ 200+ pound father in their tolerances.

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  5. Unknown's avatar

    lol … you're a much kinder parent than i am 🙂 (I don't promise kids chicken nuggets EVER).

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