Irish Woman – Some species eat their young
DaddyBear – Some species eat their mates.  You know.  “Well, the kids weaned, time to start basting you.”
Irish Woman – Are you saying you’d make pulled pork out of me?
DaddyBear – No dear, of course not.  You’re more of a ….
Irish Woman – Choose your words very carefully.
Girlie Bear – You’re more of a very lean pulled chicken
Irish Woman – See, your daughter is smarter than you are.